Re: [BNW] How many ...

[Kirk Monsen <munchwolf@yahoo.com>]

--- Steve Crow <crow_steve@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >From: "Ewan" <e.chilton@bcftcs.ac.uk>
> >
> > > How many Delta Prime does it take to screw in a
> > > lightbulb?
> >
> >
> >steve crow: you dont need to know that!
> 
> You forgot:
> 
> Ewan and William and Wolf (oh my!):  We don't need
> to know it, but our 
> players really really need to know just in case they
> get into some weird 
> unlikely situation where the answers won't really
> help them anyway.
> 

Actually, to be more accurate:

How many meta-plot supporter does it take to change a
light bulb?

None, it's supposed to be burned out.

How many meta-plot disagreers does it take to change a
light bulb?

None, we need to know how a light bulb works first.

How many Delta Primers does it take to change a light
bulb?

30

12 to investigate the crime scene
15 to raid local delta homes arresting 'light bulb
snuffing' deltas
1 to inform Kennedy of a new 'light bulb snuffer'
delta power
1 to put a positive spin on the whole ordeal for the
papers ... "And in other news, Kennedy proclaims new
energy efficiency policy"
and finally 1 to actually change the bulb (after
filling the proper forms, and following all
bureaucratic procedures)

How many Defiants does it take to change a light bulb?

Patriot to ramble on about the forlorn light bulb.
Truth to lie about the light bulb ... "Hey, it's still
working, really"
3 of Truth's goonies to distract everyone from what's
going on.
5 Isla Delta representatives trying to get people to
go into a different room.
5 Delta Warriors to blow up the old light bulb.
and 5 Pax Deltas who say if we wait long enough the
light bulb will change itself.

How many bargainers will it take to change a light
bulb?

That will be answered in a later source book.

-or-

1, but he needs to sell his soul first.

How many blasters does it take to change a light bulb?

Why change a lightbulb if you can just put a hole in
the ceiling.

How many bouncers does it take to change a lightbulb?

1, but he keeps dodging out of the way.

How many flyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it's beneath them.

How many gadgeteers does it take to change a
lightbulb?

Either: Do you really trust one near a lightbulb?
        That will be answered in a later source book.
        or 1, but it takes 8 hours and he needs to
tweek it everyday.

How many goliaths does it take to change a lightbulb?

1, but they go through a lot of bulbs in the process.

How many gunners does it take to change a lightbulb?

-BANG- problem fixed.

How many healers does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, that's the gadgeteers job.

How many scrappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them...
1 to lick the socket for fun, 1 to beat him up for
wasting time, 1 to beat the previous scrapper up for
attacking his friend, 1 to beat the previous scrapper
up so he can get a turn licking the socket, 1 to beat
the previous scrapper up just for being there, 1 to
...

How many speedsters does it take to change a
lightbulb?
1, and he can change all the lightbulbs in less than a
minute.

Last one...

How many changelings does it take to change a light
bulb?

Wait, there are two lightbulbs now.

-Munch Wolf

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