Re: [BNW] How many ...

[Mark Kilfoil <kilfoilm@nbnet.nb.ca>]

At 06:02 PM 05/02/2000, you wrote:
>--- Allan Seyberth <darious@darious.com> wrote:
> > Now that is some funny stuff.  :-)
> >
>
>What other jokes about Deltas can people make?  I
>really liked the shrinkers in the lightbulb.  Kudos.

Must...resist..must..ah, hell!

DP1:  Why did the Defiant cross the road?
DP2:  Because it was there.

Why did the Covenant cross the road?
-- They wanted to make sure it wasn't possessed.

Why did the Covenant use all of their ammo fighting a Bargainer?
-- They want to make sure he was good and Hole-y...

What does a Bargainer say on a first date?
-- "Let's make a deal!"

Why do Goliaths make better lovers than Speedsters?
-- Because Goliaths are big and slow, and Speedsters are just fast.

Why did the Charmer only date the Blaster once?
-- Because he found out she was a Screamer...

How many Speedsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
-- One, and he'll have it done before the light goes out...

Why did the reg divorce her husband?
-- He was a Shrinker.

What do you call a really short psychiatrist in charge?
-- A Head Shrinker.

Which Delta makes a good dog trainer?
-- The Heeler.

Which Delta makes a good golfer?
-- The Hacker..

What do you call a depressed Bomber?
-- A Bummer.

What do you call a Snuffer's Prison?
-- The Snuffbox.

What is Truth's unofficial title?
-- An ortho-dauntist.  (Get it?  She presents things at right angles in 
order to confuse people..  <ahem>  These things lose their power when they 
get explained... ;)

What are the two most feared sayings of Gadgeteers?
-- "Oops" and "That's not supposed to happen.."..

Agh..  I give up.. I'll not infect you with any more of these..

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