[DL] Deadlands Holiday Songs

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Here's a few fun little songs I parodied in a few minutes.

Merry Christmas, Marshalls and Posse alike, we share a cup of cheer... 
but you still can't read the Marshall's Section!

We Wish You an Undead Christmas

We wish you a undead Christmas
We wish you a undead Christmas
We wish you a undead Christmas
   And a happy Un-Life.

We want some rotting flesh (3x)
   And a cup of A-B...

We won't go until we get some (3x)
   So bring it out here!

We wish you a undead Christmas (3x)
   And a happy Un-Life.

Screaming Yells

Dashing through the snow
In a 10 dog open sleigh
Through the fields we go
Avoiding the Windigo
"Mush!" I tell the the tails
Making my face bright
What fear it is to ride and scream
A slaying song tonight!

cho: Screaming Yells, Screaming Yells
      Screaming all the way,
      Oh what fear it is to ride
      In a 10 dog standing sleigh, O
      Screaming Yells, Screaming Yells
      Screaming all the way,
      Oh what fear it is to ride
      In a 10 dog open sleigh.

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Away in a Grave Yard

Away in a graveyard, no coffin for a rest,
The grizzled ol Gunfighter laid down his head.
The stars in the sky looked down where he lay,
The gizzled ol Funfighter woke up anyway!

The cattle are running, the fighter digs out,
But the gunfighter coughs up the dirt that he ate.
You scart me ol Gunfighter, make me role guts!
And cowering by your grave until morning is nigh.

Stay away, ol Gunfighter, I ask Thee to stay
away forever, and don't shoot me, I pray.
Bless all the dear friends in thy tender care,
And take yourself to heaven, shoot yourself in the head!

Enjoy! Happy holidays. Peace and joy.

Regards,
Marshal Stryfe
Bobby Hansen

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