Hellstromme Industries GR-4 Super Spork Defensive bonus - Damage STR+1d4 wind Cost 1000 Special: Ghost-rock pneumatics(12 charges/ounce) Using a charge adds 1d12 damage and makes it all real damage, not wind.
Mad science. Ghost rock powered spork factories are a booming industry in my campaign. You'd be surprised, though, at the amount of waste produced when you whittle a redwood down to make a spork.