[HoE] GenCon Superlatives

[Abdullah Oblongota <toadpooka@usa.net>]

<<By my vote:
  Andon won the Former Soviet Union Communist Efficiency award for
  structure, housing and communication. As well as MTv best cover award for
  the planned redo of AD&D. Hey Run DMC's walk this way was pretty good with
  Aerosmith so maybe bringing back 'ole Gary will be cool - take that with
  whatever grain of salt you like depending on your present feelings toward
  the game.>>
A Side Note: The reappearance of AD&D Old School edition made the front page of
the Milwaulkee Journal the next day.
  
  <<PEG:
  Rich Rannallo won the clever scam award (ahem, Hyatt...) as well as the
  above and beyond "Volunteer" status award.>>
While I can't say that it wasn't a scam, I feel I must contest the description
of it as "clever."  The whole deal ended up costing too much money for what it
was worth.  But at least it made for some good stories...

  <<Shane won "most likely to be able to find cheap,free beer after 3 am"
  Goff won the sevitor of DEATH award>>
I'm awarding Shane and Hopler the "Marshal Tease" award jointly for giving me a
whole bunch of great ideas (Cyborgs & The Anthologies With No Name) just as my
gaming group is breaking up.  Guess it's time to start sending stuff ot the
website...  
  
  <<* As for who took home the most cool stuff : it shall remain in
  contention until Hal and Zeke come up with rules for it :)>>
I just finished painting the second of my "Four Bikers o' The Apocalypse" that I
got at the Con.  I can't wait to get 'em on the field...
-- 
From Whom It May Concern,
Richard Ranallo, The Man They Couldn't Hang

Your money talks, but my genius walks
Morticians wait with a shovel and a fork
As detectives trace my hands with chalk
Your money talks but my genius walks.
--They Might Be Giants, "You'll Miss Me"