[HoE] Teaser of the John Goff Interview (HOPLER!)

[graveyard@cstone.net (Graveyard Greg)]

Here's a section of the Interview I did with John Goff. More importantly, it
is a portion of the answer to the Celebrity Deathmatch Question. I think
you'll find it amusing...
--
With a flourish of his cape he turns to face John Hopler across the ring.
Hopler
aims an enormous and monstrously complex, cybernetically-linked,
shoulder-fired,
heat-seeking rocket launcher at the rakish pirate and pulls the trigger. The
arena is rocked by the explosion and shrapnel falls onto the crowd like
burning
metal rain. As the smoke clears, Wick strides laughingly from the wreckage
toward Hopler brandishing his wicked cutlass and proclaims, "Your weapon
can't
kill me--I'm a Hero!"

Hopler grabs a rulebook and quickly rifles through it. Suddenly, he finds an
obscure rule and quickly jots something on the side of his weapon. He fires
again, this time to greater effect, leaving only a pair of smoking calf-high
boots and a plumed hat wafting slowly to the ground. As Hopler walks from
the
ring, the scrawled word "Villain" is visible on his rocket-launcher.
--
Congrats, Hopler!

Graveyard Greg
Gaming Outpost Assistant News Editor
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