Six Thousand Dollar Man WAS Re: [HoE] New Bionics

[Ralph Dula <rdula@ezonline.com>]

Shane wrote:

>Player 1:  "Oh Geeze!  Did you guys see that explosion?"
>        Player 2:  "Yep sure did.  Glad we made it out of there in time."
>        Player 1:  "What did you think of it, Six Thousand Dollar Man?"
>        Six Thousand Dollar Man:  "Wheezzeee"
>        Player 2:  "Oh my God!  He stopped breathing!!"
>        Player 1:  "Quick!  Does anyone know CPR?"
>        Player 2:  "I have medicine at level 3 I bet I can help him."
>        (Player 2 attempts to help his fallen comrade.
>        He rolls his medicine roll.  Success!!  That is if this was a normal
>waster.)
>        Player 2:  "Yes I think I have done it!"
>        Six Thousand Dollar Man:  "Wheezzeee"
>        Player 1:  "No you didn't you Brainer, he still can't breath!"
>        Player 2:  "Well I don't know how to fix him.  I don't have
>tinkering!"
>        Player 1:  "Well what are we supposed to do for him then?"
>        Player 2:  "Dig a hole I guess.  Sorry guy."
>        Six Thousand Dollar Man:  "Wheezzeee"
>
>

This is just so much like what happened to a cyborg character in my Torg
campaign that it's scary.  Hmmm . . . and I hear over on the Weird West
mailing list that Deadlands adventures are going to start having response
forms at the end of them, just like the Torg modules did.

Sounds to me like we need some Torg/Deadlands conversion rules.  I'd do
them myself, but I'm busy with doing up a Feng Shui/Deadlands conversion
system.  Anybody willing to write some up?

-Ralph