Re: [HOE] Insta-Harrowed

[john tfs <johntfs1@yahoo.com>]

> So this got me thinking, would this work as a junker
> device? Imagine the appeal: "With this chip in your
> head, if you EVER die I can guarantee (as much as
any > junker device, read the fine print) that you'll
come > back better than ever!" There would be a HUGE
run on > this item (of people who can afford it)!
> 
> Theo McGuckin - SysAdmin, JLab, Safety Warden (Bldg.
> 85)

Really?  Think so, do you?  Look at the offer from the
role-playing perspective.  "With this chip, if you
EVER die, I can guarantee (disclaimer) that you'll
come back better than ever!( Disclaimer: As long you
define "better" as being unable to taste or draw
nourishment from any food other than meat.  Or being
able to have sex.  Or intacting with normal humans
without making them afraid or hostile.  Or knowing
that if you are injured in the head, there's a good
chance that it'll release an evil spirit into your
body which will occasionally take you over and use
your corpse to do hideous things to defenseless people
and you'll be blamed for it.  Also, you can expect
this situation to go for a long, long, time, unless
somebody destroys your undead brains and puts you of
your misery.)"

Sounds like a deal to me...  

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