[HOE] Betcha THIS doesn't happen often...

Ok, I have a unique situation in my group The group is made up of Kal, a Templar, Rebecca, an Arcane Librarian, Jo, a RoadWarrior, Greg, a Banshee Syker, and Ani, a Junker. Well, it seems the Junker and the Syker have been having um... relations. We were wondering if anyone had come up with rules for getting in a family way. I understand that most group are guys but my group has 3 female players and 2 males. So this might be a question for the female HOE players out there. What would be the mods for morning sickness etc etc? We already said that each time they did it, we would have to draw a card and if the Joker came up, she was pregnant. Well... we drew for the week that they spent in downtime and BOTH jokers came up.Which I ruled means TWINS. :) I figure, in my male way, that morning sickness should be treated as an ailin' minor. Then every three months, Ani's gonna lose a die type in Nimbleness and her body armor won't fit right. In addition, she will be sleeping more often and have to have triple the daily requirement of food and water. Does this sound right? I mean, in RL, I have 3 kids so I know kinda what I'm talking about with the whole pregnant female thing but not really. So any of you female types out there that can steer me straight it would be greatly appreciated. I swear I have the weirdest gaming group in HOE. This is also the same game where I had to come up with tinkerin' TN to build pedal extensions for a mechanical monkey. And also, should she get like a 3 point Loco (Mood Swings)?