[pack159_den3] Holiday Skit for the Pack Meeting Thursday

[Richard Rognlie <rrognlie@gamerz.net>]

Can't Work in the Dark

All scouts are center stage digging with shovels, raking, whatever manual
labor they want.  One scout just stands there with his arms raised out to
the side and up like a giant Menorrah.

(Boss walks onstage to survey the work being done. He sees the one guy
not working and walks up to him.)

Boss: I'm paying you to work, not to just stand around. Why aren't you working?
Scout #1: I'm a menorrah! 
Boss: Get to work! When I come back, if you aren't working, you're fired!
(boss leaves and everyone continues to do the same things. Then, boss returns and sees scout still not working.)
Boss: That's it! You're fired! Get out!
(scout drops his arms and dejectedly exits stage. As soon as he drops
his arms, the rest look around, stop working, and start to leave.)
Boss: Hey, why are you guys leaving? Get back to work!
Scout #2: How? We can't work in the dark!

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