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I would like to challenge anyone individual who sends thirteen separate
challenges into my mailbox to a game of Syncope. Here is how the game works:
How to play Syncope:
1. Player #1, after typing the spamload of email challenges (instead of
typing one email with multiple challenges) and before clicking the "send
button", holds breathe until Player #1 (the spammer) is at the point of
feeling very woozy and seeing the roomy spin very fast.
2. A sure sign Player #1 is about to win the game of Syncope is when Player
#1 has lost the manual dexterity to run the mouse into any spamming frenzy.
3. Then and only then should Player #1 release the automatic breathing
control back to the body. Winning Syncope is like hitting the "Reset" on
your computer. Reset is used to hopefully start the stupid computer (and
Player #1) back into logical thinking.
Caveat: Please check with a doctor before spamming or playing Syncope.
Protective gear should be worn playing this highly earth shattering game
since Syncope may cause Player #1 to fall off their chair and hurt the floor
or their computer.
Terry