Dear Gentle People,
I found this on a another board that I belong to and thought that it was
funny. I hope that you to enjoy it.
Catch you later,
Sharlene
"Life is to short not to be enjoying the day."
>
> holiday_chat-digest Friday, May 15 1998 Volume 01 : Number 646
> QUESTION: HOW MANY INTERNET MAIL LIST
> SUBSCRIBERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A
> LIGHT BULB?
> ANSWER: 1,331:
>
> 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light
> bulb has been changed.
>
> 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
> light bulb could have been changed differently.
>
> 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
>
> 27 to point out spelling/grammar erros in posts about changing light
> bulbs.
>
> 53 to flame the spell checkers.
>
> 156 to write to the list adminstrator complaining about the light bulb
> discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
>
> 41 to correct the spelling/grammar flames.
>
> 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take
> this e-mail exchange to alt.light.bulb
>
> 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
> alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
>
> 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light
> bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
>
> 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where > to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
> this technique, and what brands are faulty.
>
> 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
>
> 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post
> corrected URLs.
>
> 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
> this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
>
> 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all
> headers and footers, and then add "Me Too".
>
> 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
> handle the light bulb controversy.
>
> 19 to quote the "Me Too"s to say, "Me Three".
>
> 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
>
> 1 to propose new alt.change.light.bulb.newsgroup.
>
> 47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold fusion was meant for,
> leave it here.
>
> 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.