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[PyrNet-L] Non Pyr,Response to Newspaper Ad.
This is real (from another Dog List) and too funny!
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> > TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,
> >
> > HI. IM LOOKING TO BREED MY 3YR. OLD PUG, JAKE. HE IS PAPERED, IM
> > LOOKING TO HAVE HIM FIXED SOON BUT I WOULD LIKE ONE OF HIS NAMESAKE TO
> > CARRY ON HIS NAME. IM NOT LOOKING FOR MONEY BUT I WOULD LIKE ONE OF
> > THE PUPS.PLEASE GET I TOUCH WITH ME MAYBE WE CAN TALK. MAYBE YOU CAN
> > PUT ME IN TOUCH WITH SOME ONE WHO CAN. THANK-YOU
>
> >
> > Hi Gossimer,
> >
> > This proposal sounds intriguing. I'm currently looking for a fawn
> > stud for my BISS Ch Larimar's Stardust CD, CGC (BIS/BISS Ch Larimar's
> > Chip of the Old Block ROM*** x Ch Jill's Win-Chimes of Lil Mite
> > ROM***).
> > What line is Jake from and what is his percentage/ratio for
> > linebreeding/inbreeding/cofactor? I apologize; but I'm not familiar
> > with his callname.
> > I'll need to know Jake's CERF, OFA patella luxation, and OFA CHD
> > certification numbers, T3 & T4 test results, number of occurrences of
> > hemivertebrae, PDE, and cleft palate through the fifth generation.
> > Just to
> >
> > be on the safe side, I'll need a negative brucellosis and bordetella
> > licensed veterinarian certification from you. It's not a bad idea to
> > get a VetGen phenotyping either.
> > For the future Get, I'll also need copies of Jake's titles and his
> > AKC and/or CKC registration number(s). I'm especially interested in
> > copies of his PDCA ROM and additional stars awards.
> > Since there's no stud fee involved, I assume you'll want pick?
> > Dog
> > or bitch? Will you be willing to agree to 1/2 the cesearean if the
> > cause should arise? If the whelps are larger than 6 ounces at
> > partrition, it will be necessary. This seems only fair. Last time I
> > got a good break and it was only $500, but unfortunately that vet
> > retired this year and the new owner has raised everything to almost
> > double! It's hard to find a good pug vet!
> > Will you be doing a natural or artificial? If artificial, I'll
> > need
> > you to send the frozen semen Overnight Express Mail. I'll be willing
> > to split the cost; $500 should cover it unless you are on the East
> > Coast, then I'll send $750. Please let me know where to send the
> > check. I think it's
> >
> > only fair that you take care of the semen analysis expense since I
> > will be
> >
> > doing the whelping and training. You should be able to find a Canine
> > Semen Bank and Collection/Storage in your area. Be sure to get at
> > least three vials. The last time I looked into having it done, it was
> > about $900.00--a lot less than before since more and more people are
> > doing it.
> > If Jake does natural, let me know which airport to ship to (if you
> > are out of CA). To take care of my dam, I'll need to have an
> > overnight or
> >
> > early, early morning delivery time. Since it's getting warmer now,
> > it's best to plan for you to pick her up after midnight. Even with a
> > cool down mat you never know with these brachceapholoids ( I probably
> > mispelt that, but you know what I mean! ;). Be sure to take MC/VISA
> > or cash since the counter-to-counter service does not accept checks.
> > Let me know after they tie three times and then I will let you know
> > the return arrangements.
> >
> > She ovulates late, so she may be two or three weeks at your house.
> > I'll get her to you by the tenth day just to be sure we don't miss it
> > or she absorbs.
> >
> > Double check with your home owners insurance plan to see that it
> > covers visiting matrons in case anything should happen. A BISS
> > CH/CD/CGC should be covered for a minimum of $5K.
> > Since her cycle is so late, you'll need to purchase Solid Gold.
> > I
> > can't send enough in the crate. It generally runs $40 a bag. Be sure
> > to get the Seameal, Pet Tabs Plus, Concept-A-Bitch, and Red Raspberry
> > Tea Leavestoo. Also, she'll need 500 mg. of Ascorbic Acid, 200 mg. of
> > Tocopheryls twice a day with tepid water. Not too hot because she
> > will grow finicky. Be careful not to give her A palmitate since this
> > can increase the chance of cleft palate and I don't want to have to
> > cull.
> > It's a good idea to give her organically grown-pesticide free
> > calf
> > liver. You'll need to prepare it yourself since she doesn't like
> > pre-packaged brands. It's best to buy it in 50 lb. bulk and boil it
> > all at once. Be sure to keep skimming the foam off every 15 minutes
> > because she doesn't like it slimy. Bake it afterwards until it's a
> > good baiting consistency then vacuum-pack and freeze it. The whole
> > process should only take about 12 hours. In a hurry you could get it
> > down to 10 hours.
> > You won't have to worry about splitting the vaccination costs for
> > the litter. I give my own now and that will save you half of the
> > normal $480 or so. You can help out with the title rebates if you'd
> > like. Your pick should be ready at 12 weeks. I'll let you know the
> > whelping date so that you can plan the transportation. I assume you
> > already own a Sherpa? That's the best way to go if you're out of CA,
> > otherwise you can drive to pick it up--just bring along a Vari-Kennel.
> > What are your club affiliates? I don't recognize your email
> > address
> >
> > off the top of my head. I'm DPCA, PDCA, NCPC. If your not PDCA, we
> > can work on getting you your two letters of recommendation.
> > Well, let me know when you have all the necessary paperwork done.
> > Also, please send me Jake's AKC certified 4 generation with coat
> > colors and his best win shots so that I can make colored copies.
>
Judith
jsmiller@newmex.com
Taos, New Mexico