[PyrNet-L] Fw: Fwd: THE HOSPITAL

["Barb Bowes, Bo, Molly, Chelsea & Flopsy" <bamb@monmouth.com>]

>>  Subject: THE HOSPITAL
>>
>>
>> A nurse was on duty in the
>>  emergency department, when a punk rocker entered.
>> This young woman had
>>  purple hair styled into a Mohawk, a variety of
>> tattoos, and strange clothing.
>>
>> It was quickly determined that the patient had acute
>> appendicitis, so
>> she was scheduled for immediate surgery.
>>
>> When she was completely disrobed
>>  on the operating table, the staff noticed that her
>> pubic hair had been
>>  dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo which
>> read, "Keep off the grass."
>>
>> Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a
>> short note on the
>> patient's dressing which said, "Sorry, had to mow
>> the lawn."
>>
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