[PyrNet-L] CHAT: Fwd: How to bathe a cat!

["Barb Bowes, Bo, Molly, Chelsea & Flopsy" <bamb@monmouth.com>]

Someone just sent this to me and I thought everyone would get a
chuckle out of it!


>>    -How to Bathe a Cat
>>  >
>>  >  * Thoroughly clean the toilet.
>>  >  * Add the required amount of shampoo to the
>> toilet
>>  > water, and have both lids lifted.
>>  >  * Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry
>> him
>>  > towards the bathroom.
>>  >  * In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
>> toilet
>>  > and close both lids (you may need to stand on the
>> lid
>>  > so that he cannot escape).
>>  >  * CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too
>>  >  close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching
>> out
>>  > for any thing they can find.
>>  >  * Flush the toilet three or four times. This
>>  >  provides a "power wash and  rinse" which I have
>>  > found to be quite effective.
>>  >  * Have someone open the door to the outside and
>>  >  ensure that there are no people between the
>> toilet
>>  > and the outside door.
>>  >  * Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
>>  >  quickly lift both lids.
>>  >  * The now-clean cat will rocket out of the
>> toilet,
>>  > and run outside where he will dry himself.
>>  >
>>  >  Sincerely,
>>  >  THE DOG
>>
>
>
Barb Bowes, NJ down at the shore!
Bo, Molly, Chelsea & Flopsy the Pyr Shep
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog!
bamb@monmouth.com