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[pyrnet] CHAT: For Dog Owners (a bit of humor)
Received this from a friend, so thought I would pass it on...
> > "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot
> > about puppies."
> > Gene Hill
> >
> > "Dogs feel very strongly that they should
> > always go with you in the car, in case the need
> > should arise for them to bark violently at
> > nothing right in your ear."
> > Dave Barry
> >
> > "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's
> > best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to
> > read."
> > Groucho Marx.
> >
> > "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the
> > constant popularity of dogs."
> > Aldous Huxley
> >
> > "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
> > and to turn around three times before lying
> > down."
> > Robert Benchley
> >
> > "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why
> > you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend
> > their lives."
> > Sue Murphy
> >
> > "Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic
> > insomniac who stays up all night wondering if
> > there really is a Dog?"
> > Unknown
> >
> > "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get
> > all nervous and give the wrong answers."
> > Unknown
> >
> > "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are
> > cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
> > themselves."
> > August Strindberg
> >
> > "No animal should ever jump up on the
> > dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain
> > that he can hold his own in the conversation."
> > Fran Lebowitz
> >
> > "Ever consider what they must think of us? I
> > mean, here we come back from a grocery store
> > with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half
> > a cow. They must think we're the greatest
> > hunters on earth!"
> > Anne Tyler
> >
> > "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are
> > members of a weird religious cult."
> > Rita Rudner
> >
> > "My dog is worried about the economy because
> > Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost
> > $7.00 in dog money."
> > Joe Weinstein
> >
> > "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is
> > that certain dogs I have known will go to
> > heaven, and very, very few persons."
> > James Thurber
> >
> > "You enter into a certain amount of madness
> > when you marry a person with pets."
> > Nora Ephron
> >
> > "Don't accept your dog's admiration as
> > conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
> > Ann Landers
> >
> > "Women and cats will do as they please and
> > men and dogs should relax and get used to the
> > idea."
> > Robert A. Heinlein
> >
> > "In order to keep a true perspective of one's
> > importance, everyone should have a dog that
> > will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
> > Dereke Bruce
> >
> > "Of all the things I miss from veterinary
> > practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond
> > memories!"
> > Dr. Tom Cat
> >
> > "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a
> > puppy licking your face."
> > Ben Williams
> >
> > "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog
> > has a problem."
> > Edward Abbey
> >
> > "Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done
> > wrong, always try to make it look like the dog
> > did it."
> > Unknown
> >
> > "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it
> > won't buy the wag of his tail."
> > Unknown
> >
> > "No one appreciates the very special genius of
> > your conversation as the dog does."
> > Christopher Morley
> >
> > "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
> > more than he loves himself."
> > Josh Billings
> >
> > "Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
> > Holbrook Jackson
> >
> > "The average dog is a nicer person than the
> > average person."
> > Andrew A. Rooney
> >
> > "He is your friend, your partner, your defender,
> > your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader.
> > He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last
> > beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be
> > worthy of such devotion"
> > Unknown
> >
> > "Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit,
> > you would stay out and your dog would go in."
> > Mark Twain
> >
> > "I care not for a man's religion whose dog and
> cat are not the better for it."
> Abraham Lincoln
>
> "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I
> die I want to go where they went."
> Unknown
>
> "If you pick up a starving dog and make him
> prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the
> principal difference between a dog and a man."
> Mark Twain
>
> "Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually
> unnoticed by a Great Dane."
> Smiley Blanton
>
> "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly
> vanishing look of amazed contempt,and I am
> convinced that basically dogs think humans are
> nuts."
> John Steinbeck
Barb Bowes
Bo & Chelsea (Pyrs), Flopsy (Pyr Shep) & Machin (Doxie)
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog!
bamb@monmouth.com