> telling him what a butthead he is, and how I'm going to grind him into sausage...and all with a smile on my face and a nice, crooning voice <
LOL Rhonda,Mine are hairball and chop you up and feed you to the birds with ears "(you know the kind...bush grey tails, big and fuzzy -- have reddish colored cousins) We KNOW they are birds, they EAT at the birdfeeders.. Its just that Audobon doesn't have a picture of them!