Red -- and I don't think USS Constitution (Old Iron Sides) would be indestructible to Maude.  About the only thing she hasn't chewed (she is 3 now) is her SS (that's stainless not sterling 

) food bowl.  That is HERS, food comes in it...she may not be selective about chewing, she may be on a different wave length then the rest of the world, but she knows who feeds her and in what and she is taking no chances that that will stop.  

  -Maude says she's no dummy.  Zack and Casey would like to vote on that.  Mom says --Be Quite all of you!