[pyrnet] cute joke

[Doggy Jonez <bigpawsonly@gmail.com>]

A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices a dog in the
shop. He shoos him away. But later, he notices the dog is back again.
So he goes over to the dog, and notices he has a note in his mouth. He
takes the note, and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of
lamb, please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well." The butcher
looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten pound note there. So
he takes the money, and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing
it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is well impressed, and since it's
close to closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog.
So off he goes.

The dog is walking down the street, when he comes to a level crossing.
The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then he
waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he
walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way. The
dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The
butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and
then sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus. The dog
walks around the front, looks at the number, and goes back to his
seat. Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and looks at the number,
notices it's the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now
open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus.

The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog
looking at the scenery. Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front
of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the
bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth.

Well, dog and butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog
turns into a house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on
the step. Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and
throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He goes back down the path,
runs up to the door and -Whap!- throws himself against it again.
There's no answer at the house, so the dog goes back down the path,
jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the
garden. He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several
times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.

The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts laying
into the dog. Yelling and swearing at him. The butcher runs up, and
stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing? That dog is a genius. He
could be on TV, for heaven's sake!", to which the guy responds,

"Clever, my foot! This is the second time this week that he's
forgotten his key."

Regards,
Michael
http://www.bigpawsonly.com