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Re: [pyrnet] CHAT: IF I DID NOT HAVE DOGS .............



I couldn't agree more!!

Kelly, Mandy (pyr), Bantam (rescue pyr)
Wayland, MA

--- Elaine Ferreira <ferreirae@earthlink.net> wrote:

> IF I DID NOT HAVE DOGS .............
> Author unknown.
> 1. I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
> 2. My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and
> laminated.
> 3. All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars
> would be free of Dog
> hair.
> 4. When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a
> 100 dog kennel.
> 5. When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door
> without wading through
> dog bodies which beat me there.
> 6. I could sit on the couch the way I wanted,
> without taking into
> consideration how much space several fur bodies
> would need to get
> comfortable.
> 7. I would not have strange presents under my
> Christmas tree like dog bones,
> stuffed animals or have to answer to people why I
> wrap them.
> 8. I would not be on a first name basis with three
> vets.
> 9. The most used words in my vocabulary would not
> be: "out", "sit", "down",
> come", "no", "stay", and "leave him/her/it ALONE".
> 10. My house would not be cordoned off into zones
> with baby gates or
> barriers.
> 11. My pockets would not contain things like poo
> bags, dog treats and an
> extra leash.
> 12. I would no longer have to spell the words TREAT
> COOKIE or BISCUIT.
> 13. I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house
> as outside.
> 14. I would not look strangely at people who think
> having their ONE dog ties
> them down too much.
> 15. I'd look forward to Spring and the melting of
> the snow instead of
> dreading "mud season".
> 16. I would not have to answer the question "Why do
> I have so many dogs?"
> from people who will never have the joy in their
> life of knowing they are
> loved unconditionally by something as close to an
> angel as they will
> ever get.
> 17. How empty my life would be....
> 
> Elaine, Pico and Laela
> 
> 
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