Battle 708 between Ulama (Adrian) and Dementia (Psychosia)

Winner: Dementia

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Round 1
Dementia 15
P Shield -> Dementia
D
Ulama 15
W
W
Ulama says "welcome to the jungle!"
Dementia says "Hello! Seeing as you are newish, I will begin with a
traditional boring opening."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Dementia.

Round 2
Dementia 15
PS
DS
Ulama 15
WW
WD
Ulama says "Thanks, I'll try not to splatter you with my blood ;)"
Dementia says "This turn is a snap. Do you play mostly in the
evening?"

Round 3
Dementia 15
PSF
DSF Confusion -> Ulama
Ulama 15
WWS Counter Spell -> Ulama
WDS
Ulama says "Well, I can send 2/3 turns in morning, more evening"
Dementia says "Looks like I might be first to be spraying blood."
Ulama is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Dementia's Confusion spell fizzles against Ulama's hazy glow.

Round 4
Dementia 15
PSFW Summon Ogre -> Dementia
DSFW Summon Goblin -> Dementia
Ulama 12
WWSD Magic Missile -> WhiteOgre
WDSF Confusion -> Dementia
MauveGoblin
(Dementia)
1
strikes Ulama
WhiteOgre
(Dementia)
1
strikes Ulama
Ulama says "There ya go!"
Dementia says "I thought you were going for the WDDC. Prepare to be
nibbled!"
MauveGoblin springs into being and rushes at Ulama.
WhiteOgre springs into being and rushes at Ulama.
All of a sudden, Dementia starts to find things rather confusing...
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards WhiteOgre!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits WhiteOgre.
MauveGoblin strikes Ulama!
WhiteOgre strikes Ulama!

Round 5
Dementia
Confused
15
PSFWP Shield -> WhiteOgre
DSFWW
Ulama 12
WWSDP Shield -> Ulama
WDSFW Summon Goblin -> Ulama
MauveGoblin
(Dementia)
1
strikes YellowGoblin
WhiteOgre
(Dementia)
1
strikes Ulama
YellowGoblin
(Ulama)
-
strikes WhiteOgre
Ulama says "Arghh, I need a flea bath"
Dementia says "Darn confusion, made me cast shield! ;-)"
Dementia is very confused...
Dementia gets a gesture all mixed up!
YellowGoblin springs into being and rushes at Dementia.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Ulama.
A glimmering shield appears in front of WhiteOgre.
Ulama sets YellowGoblin onto WhiteOgre.
Dementia sets MauveGoblin onto YellowGoblin.
MauveGoblin strikes YellowGoblin!
WhiteOgre is deflected by Ulama's glimmering shield.
YellowGoblin is deflected by WhiteOgre's glimmering shield.
YellowGoblin dies.

Round 6
Dementia 15
PSFWPF
DSFWWD
Ulama 9
WWSDPP Amnesia -> Dementia
WDSFWF
MauveGoblin
(Dementia)
1
strikes Ulama
WhiteOgre
(Dementia)
1
strikes Ulama

Dead: YellowGoblin

Ulama says "Wotta Waste O' Fresh Meat!"
Dementia says "Hopefully you can't afford amnesia"
Dementia starts to look a little dopey.
Dementia sets MauveGoblin onto Ulama.
MauveGoblin strikes Ulama!
WhiteOgre strikes Ulama!
Dementia's mind is a complete blank!

Dementia can do nothing but repeat last round's gestures,
while trying to remember what is going on!

Round 7
Dementia
Forgetful
15
PSFWPFF
DSFWWDD
Ulama 9
WWSDPPS
WDSFWFP Shield -> Ulama
MauveGoblin
(Dementia)
1
strikes Ulama
WhiteOgre
(Dementia)
1
strikes Ulama

Dead: YellowGoblin

Ulama says "Darn it you got me running!"
Dementia says "I may have to shock you for that :-P"
Looking dopey, Dementia repeats last round's gestures!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Ulama.
MauveGoblin is deflected by Ulama's glimmering shield.
WhiteOgre is deflected by Ulama's glimmering shield.

Round 8
Dementia 15
PSFWPFFC Lightning Bolt -> Ulama
DSFWWDDC
Ulama 4
WWSDPPSD Magic Missile -> MauveGoblin
WDSFWFPP Shield -> Ulama
MauveGoblin
(Dementia)
-
strikes Ulama
WhiteOgre
(Dementia)
1
strikes Ulama

Dead: YellowGoblin

Ulama says "(With a whimper and looking at bolt) Momma!"
Dementia says "I think this is worth it in this case. Only 1 hp left
if you don't shield :-("
A glimmering shield appears in front of Ulama.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards MauveGoblin!
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Ulama!
Ulama gets zapped!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits MauveGoblin.
MauveGoblin is deflected by Ulama's glimmering shield.
WhiteOgre is deflected by Ulama's glimmering shield.
MauveGoblin dies.

Round 9
Dementia 15
PSFWPFFCW
DSFWWDDC> stab -> Ulama
Ulama 4
WWSDPPSDP Shield -> Ulama
WDSFWFPPP Shield -> Ulama
WhiteOgre
(Dementia)
1
strikes Ulama

Surrendered: Ulama

Dead: MauveGoblin, YellowGoblin

Ulama says "Uncle! What a beating!"
Dementia says "Once you get way ahead on points, the game gets much
easier. You really have to defend now."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Ulama.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Ulama.
Dementia's right stab is deflected by Ulama's glimmering shield.
WhiteOgre is deflected by Ulama's glimmering shield.
Ulama holds up both hands in surrender!
Dementia is the victor...