Battle 800 between ChuckNorris (Pierre) and UndeadBZ (Gedasm)
Winner: UndeadBZ
Go to round:
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Round 1
| ChuckNorris
|
15 |
| P |
Shield -> ChuckNorris |
| D |
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| UndeadBZ
|
15 |
|
ChuckNorris says "Damn, I forgot my M-16!"
UndeadBZ says "Hi Walker - the Texas Ranger ;-) Thank you for
invitation!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of ChuckNorris.
A glimmering shield appears in front of UndeadBZ.
Round 2
| ChuckNorris
|
15 |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
15 |
|
ChuckNorris says "PD" seems to mean "Hello" on firetop mountain...
;-)
UndeadBZ says "M-16 :-) Let's fight like Highlanders, with swords
:-)"
A glimmering shield appears in front of UndeadBZ.
Round 3
| ChuckNorris
|
15 |
| PSD |
Magic Missile -> UndeadBZ |
| DWP |
Shield -> ChuckNorris |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
14 |
| DPP |
Amnesia -> ChuckNorris |
| PSD |
Magic Missile -> ChuckNorris |
|
ChuckNorris says "Hm, sword? I prefer missile like this one!"
UndeadBZ says "Or better to fight with a bare hands?With knifes, of
course"
ChuckNorris starts to look a little dopey.
A glimmering shield appears in front of ChuckNorris.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards UndeadBZ!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting ChuckNorris.
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits UndeadBZ.
ChuckNorris's mind is a complete blank!
ChuckNorris can do nothing but repeat last round's gestures,
while trying to remember what is going on!
Round 4
ChuckNorris
Forgetful
|
15 |
| PSDD |
Charm Monster -> ChuckNorris |
| DWPP |
Counter Spell -> ChuckNorris |
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| UndeadBZ
|
14 |
|
ChuckNorris says "FIRST BLOOD! FIRST BLOOD! Hum, no, hu... That's
Rambo, sorry, i forgot my classics..."
UndeadBZ says "You forgot smth? oh, yes, your M-16 :-)))"
Looking dopey, ChuckNorris repeats last round's gestures!
ChuckNorris is surrounded by a hazy glow...
ChuckNorris looks scornfully from behind a hazy glow at
ChuckNorris's attempts to be charming.
Round 5
| ChuckNorris
|
15 |
| PSDDP |
Shield -> ChuckNorris |
| DWPPS |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
14 |
| DPPSD |
Magic Missile -> ChuckNorris |
| PSDSF |
Confusion -> ChuckNorris |
|
ChuckNorris says "I above all forgot what's happening...:°)"
UndeadBZ says "Now my chance to hit 1st point!"
All of a sudden, ChuckNorris starts to find things rather confusing...
A glimmering shield appears in front of ChuckNorris.
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting ChuckNorris.
Round 6
ChuckNorris
Confused
|
14 |
| PSDDPF |
| DWPPSD |
Magic Missile -> PinkGoblin |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
14 |
| DPPSDF |
Charm Person -> ChuckNorris |
| PSDSFW |
Summon Goblin -> UndeadBZ |
|
PinkGoblin
(UndeadBZ)
|
- |
|
UndeadBZ says "Now, after dinner, I'll continue with my friend -
goblin :-)"
ChuckNorris is very confused...
ChuckNorris gets a gesture all mixed up!
PinkGoblin springs into being and rushes at ChuckNorris.
ChuckNorris starts to look persuaded by UndeadBZ.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards PinkGoblin!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits PinkGoblin.
UndeadBZ sets PinkGoblin onto ChuckNorris.
PinkGoblin strikes ChuckNorris!
PinkGoblin dies.
Round 7
ChuckNorris
Charmed: Right hand
|
14 |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
15 |
| DPPSDFW |
Cure Light Wounds -> UndeadBZ |
| PSDSFWF |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
ChuckNorris says "Have i told you that i love missiles? ;)"
UndeadBZ says "Well well, I'll remember this!"
ChuckNorris's Right Hand is under the control of someone else!
UndeadBZ starts to look a bit better!
UndeadBZ looks quite relieved.
Round 8
| ChuckNorris
|
12 |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
15 |
| DPPSDFWF |
| PSDSFWFP |
Cause Light Wounds -> ChuckNorris |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
ChuckNorris says "Ough!"
UndeadBZ says "What about your blindness?"
ChuckNorris is hit!
ChuckNorris flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Round 9
| ChuckNorris
|
12 |
| PSDDPFSCW |
Magic Mirror -> ChuckNorris |
| DWPPSD-CW |
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| UndeadBZ
|
15 |
| DPPSDFWFP |
Shield -> UndeadBZ |
| PSDSFWFPS |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
UndeadBZ says "I know, you will not cast mirror, but anyway"
ChuckNorris is covered by a shimmering glow.
A glimmering shield appears in front of UndeadBZ.
Round 10
| ChuckNorris
|
12 |
| PSDDPFSCWW |
| DWPPSD-CWP |
Shield -> ChuckNorris |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
15 |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
ChuckNorris says "You didn't see all my films, it seems..!"
UndeadBZ says "Two giants on the way, what we will do???"
A glimmering shield appears in front of ChuckNorris.
Round 11
| ChuckNorris
|
11 |
| PSDDPFSCWWW |
| DWPPSD-CWPP |
Counter Spell -> UndeadBZ |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
15 |
| DPPSDFWFPSD |
Magic Missile -> ChuckNorris |
| PSDSFWFPSFW |
Summon Giant -> UndeadBZ |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
ChuckNorris says "Like they were allready dead..."
UndeadBZ says "Yes, you are right, I didn't see all your films..."
UndeadBZ is surrounded by a hazy glow...
As a Giant springs into being, it is absorbed by UndeadBZ's hazy glow.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards ChuckNorris!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits ChuckNorris.
UndeadBZ wishes that someone would attack ChuckNorris.
Round 12
| ChuckNorris
|
11 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWS |
Counter Spell -> ChuckNorris |
| DWPPSD-CWPPS |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
15 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDF |
Charm Person -> ChuckNorris |
| PSDSFWFPSFWF |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
ChuckNorris says "You talked about *sword*! Not Missiles!"
UndeadBZ says "Any suggestion what I need to cure?"
ChuckNorris is surrounded by a hazy glow...
ChuckNorris looks scornfully from behind a hazy glow at
UndeadBZ's attempts to be charming.
Round 13
| ChuckNorris
|
9 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWSW |
| DWPPSD-CWPPSF |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
15 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDFW |
Cure Light Wounds -> UndeadBZ |
| PSDSFWFPSFWFP |
Cause Light Wounds -> ChuckNorris |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
UndeadBZ says "Then I'll cure myself :-)))"
UndeadBZ starts to look a bit better!
ChuckNorris is hit!
ChuckNorris flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
UndeadBZ looks quite relieved.
Round 14
| ChuckNorris
|
9 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWSWD |
Fear -> UndeadBZ |
| DWPPSD-CWPPSFW |
Summon Ogre -> ChuckNorris |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
13 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDFWW |
| PSDSFWFPSFWFPS |
|
BlueOgre
(ChuckNorris)
|
2 |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
UndeadBZ says "Ogre ogre, come to me "
BlueOgre springs into being and rushes at UndeadBZ.
Suddenly, UndeadBZ starts to look very frightened!
BlueOgre strikes UndeadBZ!
Round 15
| ChuckNorris
|
9 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWSWDS |
| DWPPSD-CWPPSFWP |
Shield -> BlueOgre |
|
UndeadBZ
Afraid
|
13 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDFWWP |
Protection -> UndeadBZ |
| PSDSFWFPSFWFPSW |
|
BlueOgre
(ChuckNorris)
|
2 |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
UndeadBZ says "Thanks for ogre. Now my medic have a job :-)))"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of UndeadBZ.
A glimmering shield appears in front of BlueOgre.
BlueOgre is deflected by UndeadBZ's glimmering shield.
Round 16
| ChuckNorris
|
9 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWSWDSF |
Confusion -> UndeadBZ |
| DWPPSD-CWPPSFWPF |
|
UndeadBZ
Shielded(3)
|
13 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDFWWPP |
Counter Spell -> UndeadBZ |
| PSDSFWFPSFWFPSWD |
Fear -> ChuckNorris |
|
BlueOgre
(ChuckNorris)
|
2 |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
UndeadBZ says "I GIVE YOU A CHANCE!"
UndeadBZ is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Suddenly, ChuckNorris starts to look very frightened!
ChuckNorris's Confusion spell fizzles against UndeadBZ's hazy glow.
BlueOgre is deflected by UndeadBZ's hazy glow.
Round 17
ChuckNorris
Afraid
|
9 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWSWDSFW |
Summon Goblin -> ChuckNorris |
| DWPPSD-CWPPSFWPFW |
|
UndeadBZ
Shielded(2)
|
13 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDFWWPPW |
| PSDSFWFPSFWFPSWDW |
|
OrangeGoblin
(ChuckNorris)
|
1 |
|
BlueOgre
(ChuckNorris)
|
2 |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
UndeadBZ says "Why do you are so silent today?"
OrangeGoblin springs into being and rushes at UndeadBZ.
BlueOgre is deflected by UndeadBZ's glimmering shield.
OrangeGoblin is deflected by UndeadBZ's glimmering shield.
Round 18
| ChuckNorris
|
9 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWSWDSFWD |
| DWPPSD-CWPPSFWPFWS |
|
UndeadBZ
Shielded
|
13 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDFWWPPWS |
Invisibility -> UndeadBZ |
| PSDSFWFPSFWFPSWDWS |
|
OrangeGoblin
(ChuckNorris)
|
1 |
|
BlueOgre
(ChuckNorris)
|
2 |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
ChuckNorris says "I'f ma s'otgun bet'een ma t'ees (To be read out
loud)"
UndeadBZ says "Hope you'll see me again :)"
UndeadBZ starts to look blurry around the edges!
BlueOgre is deflected by UndeadBZ's glimmering shield.
OrangeGoblin is deflected by UndeadBZ's glimmering shield.
UndeadBZ disappears!
Round 19
| ChuckNorris
|
8 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWSWDSFWDF |
| DWPPSD-CWPPSFWPFWSS |
|
UndeadBZ
Invisible(3)
|
13 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDFWWPPWSD |
Magic Missile -> ChuckNorris |
| PSDSFWFPSFWFPSWDWSS |
|
OrangeGoblin
(ChuckNorris)
|
1 |
|
BlueOgre
(ChuckNorris)
|
2 |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
ChuckNorris says "I wear my special UV-Lenses... I still see you!
Watch out!"
UndeadBZ says "Which my hand casted missile?"
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards ChuckNorris!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits ChuckNorris.
BlueOgre rushes around angrily trying to find UndeadBZ.
OrangeGoblin rushes around angrily trying to find UndeadBZ.
Round 20
| ChuckNorris
|
3 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWSWDSFWDFP |
Shield -> ChuckNorris |
| DWPPSD-CWPPSFWPFWSSF |
|
UndeadBZ
Invisible(2)
|
8 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDFWWPPWSDC |
Ice Storm |
| PSDSFWFPSFWFPSWDWSSC |
|
OrangeGoblin
(ChuckNorris)
|
- |
|
BlueOgre
(ChuckNorris)
|
- |
|
Dead: PinkGoblin
ChuckNorris says "Well..."
UndeadBZ says "You need an umbrella for such rain!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of ChuckNorris.
UndeadBZ calls forth an Ice Storm!
An Ice Storm howls through the Graven Circle.
ChuckNorris freezes in the howling Ice Storm.
UndeadBZ freezes in the howling Ice Storm.
BlueOgre freezes in the howling Ice Storm.
OrangeGoblin freezes in the howling Ice Storm.
BlueOgre rushes around angrily trying to find UndeadBZ.
OrangeGoblin rushes around angrily trying to find UndeadBZ.
BlueOgre dies.
OrangeGoblin dies.
Round 21
| ChuckNorris
|
5 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWSWDSFWDFPW |
Cure Heavy Wounds -> ChuckNorris |
| DWPPSD-CWPPSFWPFWSSFP |
Resist Cold -> ChuckNorris |
|
UndeadBZ
Invisible
|
8 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDFWWPPWSDCW |
Magic Mirror -> no one |
| PSDSFWFPSFWFPSWDWSSCW |
|
Dead: BlueOgre, OrangeGoblin, PinkGoblin
UndeadBZ says "All your dogs are dead! "
ChuckNorris's cheeks take on a ruddy glow.
ChuckNorris starts to look much better!
ChuckNorris looks very relieved.
Round 22
ChuckNorris
Cold Resistant
|
5 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWSWDSFWDFPWS |
| DWPPSD-CWPPSFWPFWSSFPD |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
8 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDFWWPPWSDCWD |
| PSDSFWFPSFWFPSWDWSSCWW |
|
Dead: BlueOgre, OrangeGoblin, PinkGoblin
UndeadBZ says "What do you think about another type of rain?"
Round 23
ChuckNorris
Cold Resistant
|
5 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWSWDSFWDFPWSS |
| DWPPSD-CWPPSFWPFWSSFPDF |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
8 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDFWWPPWSDCWDD |
| PSDSFWFPSFWFPSWDWSSCWWW |
|
Dead: BlueOgre, OrangeGoblin, PinkGoblin
ChuckNorris says "I'll be glad. But..."
UndeadBZ says "Your last chance to surrend, Chuck!"
Round 24
ChuckNorris
Cold Resistant
|
1 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWSWDSFWDFPWSSP |
Shield -> ChuckNorris |
| DWPPSD-CWPPSFWPFWSSFPDFW |
Cure Light Wounds -> ChuckNorris |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
8 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDFWWPPWSDCWDDC |
Lightning Bolt -> ChuckNorris |
| PSDSFWFPSFWFPSWDWSSCWWWC |
|
Dead: BlueOgre, OrangeGoblin, PinkGoblin
ChuckNorris says "I don't think I saw this film,... :-/"
UndeadBZ says "Better I'll use cudgel :-)))"
ChuckNorris starts to look a bit better!
A glimmering shield appears in front of ChuckNorris.
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards ChuckNorris!
ChuckNorris gets zapped!
ChuckNorris looks quite relieved.
Round 25
ChuckNorris
Cold Resistant
|
1 |
| PSDDPFSCWWWSWDSFWDFPWSSPP |
Shield -> ChuckNorris |
| DWPPSD-CWPPSFWPFWSSFPDFWP |
Shield -> ChuckNorris |
|
| UndeadBZ
|
8 |
| DPPSDFWFPSDFWWPPWSDCWDDC> |
stab -> ChuckNorris |
| PSDSFWFPSFWFPSWDWSSCWWWCD |
|
Surrendered: ChuckNorris
Dead: BlueOgre, OrangeGoblin, PinkGoblin
ChuckNorris says "Heroes never die! Well, Come see "Chuck Norris
against UndeadBZ: The Revenge" and i'll understand..."
UndeadBZ says "Evil defeated Texas Ranger today :("
A glimmering shield appears in front of ChuckNorris.
A glimmering shield appears in front of ChuckNorris.
UndeadBZ's left stab is deflected by ChuckNorris's glimmering shield.
ChuckNorris holds up both hands in surrender!
UndeadBZ is the victor...