Battle 832 between Caveman (Caveman) and T (T)

Winner: T

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
Round 1
Caveman 14
W
> stab -> T
T 14
W
> stab -> Caveman
Caveman says "FINALLY, SAY WHAT MADE YOU CHOOSE ME?"
T says "I though I challenged u when I started the challenge."
Caveman stabs T!
T stabs Caveman!
Round 2
Caveman 14
WD
>P Shield -> Caveman
T 14
WW
>W
Caveman says "Blame the server!, so where int' world are you?"
T says "I don't know, easy pickings."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
Round 3
Caveman 14
WDD
>P> stab -> T
T 14
WWW
>WP Shield -> T
T says "USA, Pennsylvannia."
A glimmering shield appears in front of T.
Caveman's right stab is deflected by T's glimmering shield.
Round 4
Caveman 14
WDDC Lightning Bolt -> T
>P>C
T 14
WWWS Counter Spell -> T
>WPF
T says "And you are playing from?"
T is surrounded by a hazy glow...
The hazy glow around T crackles as it absorbs
Caveman's Lightning Bolt
Round 5
Caveman 11
WDDCP Shield -> Caveman
>P>CS
T 14
WWWSW
>WPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Caveman
Caveman says "Edinburgh, Scotland."
T says "I'm happy happy happy."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
Caveman is hit, hard!
Caveman grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
Round 6
Caveman 11
WDDCPS
>P>CSF
T 14
WWWSWD Fear -> Caveman
>WPFDF
T says "hello"
Suddenly, Caveman starts to look very frightened!
Round 7
Caveman
Afraid 		11
WDDCPS> stab -> T
>P>CSFW Summon Goblin -> Caveman
T 13
WWWSWDS
>WPFDFW Cure Light Wounds -> T
GreenGoblin
(Caveman) 		1
strikes T
Caveman says "A PET FOR YOU MY FRIEND"
T says "Sheep go to heaven, Goats got to hell."
GreenGoblin springs into being and rushes at T.
T starts to look a bit better!
T looks quite relieved.
Caveman sets GreenGoblin onto T.
Caveman stabs T!
GreenGoblin strikes T!
Round 8
Caveman 11
WDDCPS>D
>P>CSFWD
T 12
WWWSWDSF Confusion -> Caveman
>WPFDFW> stab -> GreenGoblin
GreenGoblin
(Caveman) 		-
strikes T
Caveman says "FECK, ARSE, DRENK, GIRLS"
T says "I don't like dead pets."
All of a sudden, Caveman starts to find things rather confusing...
T stabs GreenGoblin!
GreenGoblin strikes T!
GreenGoblin dies.
Round 9
Caveman
Confused 		10
WDDCPS>DF
>P>CSFWDW
T 12
WWWSWDSFF
>WPFDFW>> stab -> Caveman

Dead: GreenGoblin

T says "What did you just say?"
Caveman is very confused...
Caveman gets a gesture all mixed up!
T stabs Caveman!
Round 10
Caveman 11
WDDCPS>DFW Cure Light Wounds -> Caveman
>P>CSFWDWP Shield -> Caveman
T 12
WWWSWDSFFF Paralysis -> Caveman
>WPFDFW>>> stab -> Caveman

Dead: GreenGoblin

Caveman says "I said, FECK ARSE DRENK GIRLS"
T says "In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion..."
T's Paralysis spell takes hold of Caveman.
Caveman starts to look a bit better!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
Caveman looks quite relieved.
T's right stab is deflected by Caveman's glimmering shield.
Round 11
Caveman
Paralyzed: Right hand 		11
WDDCPS>DFW> stab -> T
>P>CSFWDWPP Counter Spell -> Caveman
T 11
WWWSWDSFFFC Disease -> Caveman
>WPFDFW>>>C

Dead: GreenGoblin


The Battle Continues...
Caveman says "HEY JIGALIG, SHAG A LITTLE PIG, FOLLOW THE BAND"
T says "What do that mean?"
Caveman's Right Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Caveman intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
Caveman is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Caveman looks nauseous for a moment.
Caveman stabs T!
Round 12
Caveman 11
WDDCPS>DFW>C
>P>CSFWDWPPC
T 11
WWWSWDSFFFCW Magic Mirror -> T
>WPFDFW>>>CW

Dead: GreenGoblin

T says "U didn't want me to replace the E in FECK with a U?"
T is covered by a shimmering glow.
Round 13
Caveman 11
WDDCPS>DFW>CD
>P>CSFWDWPPCS
T 11
WWWSWDSFFFCWW
>WPFDFW>>>CWS

Dead: GreenGoblin

Caveman says "FICK, ARSE, DRENK, GIRLS"
T says "LA la la la la la..."
Round 14
Caveman 11
WDDCPS>DFW>CDP Shield -> Caveman
>P>CSFWDWPPCSW
T 11
WWWSWDSFFFCWWF
>WPFDFW>>>CWSS

Dead: GreenGoblin

Caveman says "The next verse is:La La LA LAA LAAAAA"
T says "It's ok, really!!!!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
Round 15
Caveman 11
WDDCPS>DFW>CDPW Dispel Magic -> Caveman
>P>CSFWDWPPCSWW
T 11
WWWSWDSFFFCWWFF
>WPFDFW>>>CWSSS

Dead: GreenGoblin

Caveman says "DRENK"
T says "It's ok, really!!!!"
An ethereal shock wave emanates from Caveman,
leaving all enchantments crumbling in its wake!

The shock wave concentrates into a shield like formation
around Caveman.
Suddenly Caveman seems completely ordinary again!
Suddenly T seems completely ordinary again!

A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
Round 16
Caveman 11
WDDCPS>DFW>CDPWP Shield -> Caveman
>P>CSFWDWPPCSWWS Summon Ice Elemental
T 11
WWWSWDSFFFCWWFFP Shield -> T
>WPFDFW>>>CWSSSF
IceElemental 3
strikes Caveman
strikes T

Dead: GreenGoblin

Caveman says "Another pet, this time a sheep"
T says "Why did you do that?"
A Ice Elemental springs into being, and shrieks with indignation!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
A glimmering shield appears in front of T.
IceElemental looks in scorn at Caveman trying to take charge.
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Caveman's glimmering shield.
The Ice Elemental is deflected by T's glimmering shield.
Round 17
Caveman 11
WDDCPS>DFW>CDPWPP Shield -> Caveman
>P>CSFWDWPPCSWWSF
T 11
WWWSWDSFFFCWWFFPS
>WPFDFW>>>CWSSSFP Resist Cold -> T
IceElemental 3
strikes Caveman
can't affect T

Dead: GreenGoblin

Caveman says "What a sheep"
T says "Why did you do THAT?"
T's cheeks take on a ruddy glow.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Caveman's glimmering shield.
T shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.
Round 18
Caveman 11
WDDCPS>DFW>CDPWPPP Shield -> Caveman
>P>CSFWDWPPCSWWSFS
T
Cold Resistant 		11
WWWSWDSFFFCWWFFPSD Magic Missile -> rh:Caveman
>WPFDFW>>>CWSSSFPP Shield -> T
IceElemental 3
strikes Caveman
can't affect T

Dead: GreenGoblin

T says "My favorite sheep is named Betsy."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
A glimmering shield appears in front of T.
T's Magic Missile zaps across the circle at a non-existent target!
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Caveman's glimmering shield.
T shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.
Round 19
Caveman 11
WDDCPS>DFW>CDPWPPPP Shield -> Caveman
>P>CSFWDWPPCSWWSFSS
T
Cold Resistant 		11
WWWSWDSFFFCWWFFPSDF Charm Person -> Caveman
>WPFDFW>>>CWSSSFPPS
IceElemental 3
strikes Caveman
can't affect T

Dead: GreenGoblin

Caveman says "HAHAHA what monster?!"
T says "I now will call upon the wowing power of, BETSY!"
Caveman starts to look persuaded by T.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Caveman's glimmering shield.
T shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.
Round 20
Caveman
Charmed: Lucky: Right hand 		11
WDDCPS>DFW>CDPWPPPPS
>P>CSFWDWPPCSWWSFSSP Shield -> Caveman
T
Cold Resistant 		11
WWWSWDSFFFCWWFFPSDFF
>WPFDFW>>>CWSSSFPPSD Magic Missile -> Caveman
IceElemental 3
strikes Caveman
can't affect T

Dead: GreenGoblin

T says "Lean on me when your not storng I'll be you..."
Caveman's Right Hand is under the control of someone else!
Luckily, Caveman gets to do the desired gesture anyhow!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Caveman.
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Caveman's glimmering shield.
T shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.
Round 21
Caveman 11
WDDCPS>DFW>CDPWPPPPSF
>P>CSFWDWPPCSWWSFSSPP Shield -> Caveman
T
Cold Resistant 		11
WWWSWDSFFFCWWFFPSDFFD
>WPFDFW>>>CWSSSFPPSDF Charm Person -> Caveman
IceElemental 3
strikes Caveman
can't affect T

Dead: GreenGoblin

T says "You're as sharp as a bowling ball, Caveman!!!"
Caveman starts to look persuaded by T.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Caveman's glimmering shield.
T shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.
Round 22
Caveman
Charmed: Left hand 		6
WDDCPS>DFW>CDPWPPPPSF-
>P>CSFWDWPPCSWWSFSSPPP Shield -> Caveman
T
Cold Resistant 		11
WWWSWDSFFFCWWFFPSDFFDD Lightning Bolt -> Caveman
>WPFDFW>>>CWSSSFPPSDFP Shield -> T
IceElemental 3
strikes Caveman
can't affect T

Dead: GreenGoblin

Caveman says "Hence Caveman"
T says "No No No!!!!!"
Caveman's Left Hand is under the control of someone else!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
A glimmering shield appears in front of T.
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Caveman!
Caveman gets zapped!
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Caveman's glimmering shield.
T shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.
Round 23
Caveman 6
WDDCPS>DFW>CDPWPPPPSF-P Shield -> Caveman
>P>CSFWDWPPCSWWSFSSPPPD
T
Cold Resistant 		13
WWWSWDSFFFCWWFFPSDFFDD> stab -> Caveman
>WPFDFW>>>CWSSSFPPSDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> T
IceElemental 3
strikes Caveman
can't affect T

Dead: GreenGoblin

T says "Don't try any of that COW hypnosis on me now."
T starts to look much better!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
T looks very relieved.
T's left stab is deflected by Caveman's glimmering shield.
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Caveman's glimmering shield.
T shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.
Round 24
Caveman 6
WDDCPS>DFW>CDPWPPPPSF-PP Shield -> Caveman
>P>CSFWDWPPCSWWSFSSPPPDP Shield -> Caveman
T
Cold Resistant 		13
WWWSWDSFFFCWWFFPSDFFDD>W
>WPFDFW>>>CWSSSFPPSDFPWW
IceElemental 3
strikes Caveman
can't affect T

Surrendered: Caveman

Dead: GreenGoblin

Caveman says "I'M IN DEEP SHIT"
T says "MMMMOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Caveman.
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Caveman's glimmering shield.
T shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.
Caveman holds up both hands in surrender!
T is the victor...