Battle 876 between Poink (Jared) and Quisling (Christian)

Winner: Quisling

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15T 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22
Round 1
Poink 15
> stab -> Quisling
P Shield -> Poink
Quisling 15
P Shield -> Quisling
S
Poink says "Take dat, youse!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Quisling.
Poink's left stab is deflected by Quisling's glimmering shield.

Round 2
Poink 15
>P Shield -> Poink
PS
Quisling 15
PP Shield -> Quisling
SF
Poink says "Yoiks! Foiled for the very first time!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Quisling.

Round 3
Poink 15
>PP Shield -> Poink
PSF
Quisling 15
PPW
SFW Summon Goblin -> Quisling
OrangeGoblin
(Quisling)
1
strikes Poink
Poink says "Only one of us is gonna leave here alive! And it's not
gonna be me!"
Quisling says "A gobbo for you!"
OrangeGoblin springs into being and rushes at Poink.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
OrangeGoblin is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.

Round 4
Poink 14
>PPW
PSFW Summon Ogre -> Poink
Quisling 13
PPWS Invisibility -> Quisling
SFWS
MauveOgre
(Poink)
2
strikes Quisling
OrangeGoblin
(Quisling)
1
strikes Poink
Poink says "I could eat vast quantities of ice cream!"
Quisling says "Oh, you and your damned ogres! Attack, OrangeGoblin,
attack!"
MauveOgre springs into being and rushes at Quisling.
Quisling starts to look blurry around the edges!
OrangeGoblin strikes Poink!
MauveOgre strikes Quisling!
Quisling disappears!

Round 5
Poink 14
>PPWS Invisibility -> Poink
PSFWS
Quisling
Invisible(3)
13
PPWSS
SFWSW
MauveOgre
(Poink)
1
strikes OrangeGoblin
OrangeGoblin
(Quisling)
-
strikes MauveOgre
Poink says "This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you!"
Quisling says "Ouch! Oh, you'll pay dearly for that."
Poink starts to look blurry around the edges!
Poink sets MauveOgre onto OrangeGoblin.
Quisling sets OrangeGoblin onto MauveOgre.
OrangeGoblin strikes MauveOgre!
MauveOgre strikes OrangeGoblin!
OrangeGoblin dies.
Poink disappears!

Round 6
Poink
Invisible(3)
14
>PPWSP Shield -> MauveOgre
PSFWSS
Quisling
Invisible(2)
13
PPWSSF
SFWSW> stab -> MauveOgre
MauveOgre
(Poink)
1
can't find Quisling

Dead: OrangeGoblin

Poink says "!"
Quisling says "Die, MauveOgre!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of MauveOgre.
Poink sets MauveOgre onto Quisling.
Quisling's right stab is deflected by MauveOgre's glimmering shield.
MauveOgre rushes around angrily trying to find Quisling.

Round 7
Poink
Invisible(2)
9
>PPWSPC Ice Storm
PSFWSSC
Quisling
Invisible
13
PPWSSFP Resist Cold -> Quisling
SFWSW>> stab -> MauveOgre
MauveOgre
(Poink)
-
can't find Quisling

Dead: OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Alas, poor MauveOgre, I knew him not!"
Quisling says "Gosh dammit, I said DIE, MauveOgre!!!"
Quisling feels warm.
Poink calls forth an Ice Storm!
An Ice Storm howls through the Graven Circle.
Poink freezes in the howling Ice Storm.
MauveOgre freezes in the howling Ice Storm.
Poink sets MauveOgre onto Quisling.
Quisling stabs MauveOgre!
MauveOgre rushes around angrily trying to find Quisling.
MauveOgre dies.

Round 8
Poink
Invisible
9
>PPWSPCW Magic Mirror -> Poink
PSFWSSCW
Quisling
Cold Resistant
13
PPWSSFPP Shield -> Quisling
SFWSW>>W

Dead: MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Golly, that hurt!"
Poink feels reflective.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Quisling.

Round 9
Poink 9
>PPWSPCWW
PSFWSSCWS
Quisling
Cold Resistant
13
PPWSSFPPW
SFWSW>>WW

Dead: MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Shoes for industry!"
Quisling says "An invisible mirror: interesting concept..."

Round 10
Poink 9
>PPWSPCWWS Counter Spell -> Quisling
PSFWSSCWSS
Quisling
Cold Resistant
13
PPWSSFPPWS Invisibility -> Quisling
SFWSW>>WWS

Dead: MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Ain't you lucky, punk!"
Quisling says "Now you see me..."
Quisling is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Quisling appears blurry around the edges for a moment.

Round 11
Poink 9
>PPWSPCWWSP Shield -> Poink
PSFWSSCWSSW Summon Fire Elemental
Quisling
Cold Resistant
10
PPWSSFPPWSS
SFWSW>>WWS> stab -> Poink
FireElemental 3
roasts Quisling
strikes Poink

Dead: MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "I hope you have insurance!"
Quisling says "...and, um, now you still see me. Doh!"
A Fire Elemental springs into being, and roars with indignation!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
Quisling's right stab is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
The Fire Elemental is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Quisling roasts under the Fire Elemental's assault!

Round 12
Poink 9
>PPWSPCWWSPP Shield -> Poink
PSFWSSCWSSWW
Quisling
Cold Resistant
10
PPWSSFPPWSSC Ice Storm
SFWSW>>WWS>C
FireElemental -
abates Ice Storm

Dead: MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Yo quiero IHOP!"
Quisling says "Wizard needs food, badly!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
Quisling calls forth an Ice Storm!
The Fire Elemental howls as it is consumed by the icy wind!
With a tremendous hissing of steam and cracking of ice, the Ice Storm abates.

Round 13
Poink 9
>PPWSPCWWSPPF
PSFWSSCWSSWWP Protection -> Poink
Quisling
Cold Resistant
10
PPWSSFPPWSSCS
SFWSW>>WWS>CD

Dead: FireElemental, MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Hurrah for undocumented features!"
Quisling says "Time Stop or Fire Storm? Decisions, decisions, eh?"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.

Round 14
Poink
Shielded(3)
9
>PPWSPCWWSPPFD Time Stop -> Poink
PSFWSSCWSSWWPS
Quisling
Cold Resistant
10
PPWSSFPPWSSCSW
SFWSW>>WWS>CDS

Dead: FireElemental, MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Noogies are forever!"
Quisling says "Now THAT I was not expecting!"
Poink slips into another timeline!
Poink sneaks in another gesture from a parallel time line...
Quisling blinks as Poink winks out of existence for a moment!

Round 15T
Poink
Shielded(3)
9
>PPWSPCWWSPPFD> stab -> Quisling
PSFWSSCWSSWWPSD Magic Missile -> Quisling
Quisling
Cold Resistant
8
PPWSSFPPWSSCSW.
SFWSW>>WWS>CDS.

Dead: FireElemental, MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "I am really so tiresomely predictable!"
Poink sneaks in another gesture from a parallel time line...
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Quisling!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Quisling.
Poink stabs Quisling!

Round 15
Poink
Shielded(2)
9
>PPWSPCWWSPPFD>> stab -> Quisling
PSFWSSCWSSWWPSDS
Quisling
Cold Resistant
7
PPWSSFPPWSSCSW.W
SFWSW>>WWS>CDS.F Confusion -> Poink

Dead: FireElemental, MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows the
sorrow!"
Quisling says "What a revolting turn of events..."
All of a sudden, Poink starts to find things rather confusing...
Poink stabs Quisling!

Round 16
Poink
Shielded
Confused
9
>PPWSPCWWSPPFD>>> stab -> Quisling
PSFWSSCWSSWWPSDSS
Quisling
Cold Resistant
6
PPWSSFPPWSSCSW.WS Summon Ice Elemental
SFWSW>>WWS>CDS.FF
IceElemental 3
can't affect Quisling
strikes Poink

Dead: FireElemental, MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Spam spam spam spam spam spammity spam!"
Quisling says "Stop stabbifying me, dagnabbit!"
Poink is very confused...
Poink gets a gesture all mixed up!
A Ice Elemental springs into being, and shrieks with indignation!
Poink stabs Quisling!
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Quisling shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.

Round 17
Poink 9
>PPWSPCWWSPPFD>>>P Shield -> Poink
PSFWSSCWSSWWPSDSSD Magic Missile -> Quisling
Quisling
Cold Resistant
6
PPWSSFPPWSSCSW.WSP Shield -> Quisling
SFWSW>>WWS>CDS.FFF Paralysis -> Poink
IceElemental 3
can't affect Quisling
strikes Poink

Dead: FireElemental, MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Enjoy your spanking!"
Quisling says "Enough with the stabbing, you freak!"
Quisling's Paralysis spell takes hold of Poink.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Quisling.
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Quisling.
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Quisling shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.

Round 18
Poink
Paralyzed: Right hand
9
>PPWSPCWWSPPFD>>>PP Shield -> Poink
PSFWSSCWSSWWPSDSSDD
Quisling
Cold Resistant
6
PPWSSFPPWSSCSW.WSPC Disease -> Poink
SFWSW>>WWS>CDS.FFFC
IceElemental 3
can't affect Quisling
strikes Poink

Dead: FireElemental, MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "The end is in sight, methinks!"
Quisling says "A pox on thee!"
Poink's Right Hand is paralyzed!
Poink breaks out in spots.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
Poink looks sicker...
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Quisling shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.

Round 19
Poink
Diseased(5)
9
>PPWSPCWWSPPFD>>>PPP Shield -> Poink
PSFWSSCWSSWWPSDSSDDF
Quisling
Cold Resistant
6
PPWSSFPPWSSCSW.WSPCF
SFWSW>>WWS>CDS.FFFCF
IceElemental 3
can't affect Quisling
strikes Poink

Dead: FireElemental, MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Bring out your dead!"
Quisling says "Surrender, Poink!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
Poink looks sicker...
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Quisling shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.

Round 20
Poink
Diseased(4)
9
>PPWSPCWWSPPFD>>>PPPW
PSFWSSCWSSWWPSDSSDDFP Shield -> Poink
Quisling
Cold Resistant
6
PPWSSFPPWSSCSW.WSPCFF
SFWSW>>WWS>CDS.FFFCFP Shield -> Quisling
IceElemental 3
can't affect Quisling
strikes Poink

Dead: FireElemental, MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Panic becomes me, doncha think?"
Quisling says "Surrender, I say!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Quisling.
Poink looks sicker...
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Quisling shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.

Round 21
Poink
Diseased(3)
11
>PPWSPCWWSPPFD>>>PPPWP Shield -> Poink
PSFWSSCWSSWWPSDSSDDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> Poink
Quisling
Cold Resistant
6
PPWSSFPPWSSCSW.WSPCFFF Paralysis -> Poink
SFWSW>>WWS>CDS.FFFCFPW
IceElemental 3
can't affect Quisling
strikes Poink

Dead: FireElemental, MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Not so fast, Quisling!"
Quisling says "Oh, fine, cure yourself, see if I care. Dang!"
Quisling's Paralysis spell takes hold of Poink.
Poink starts to look much better!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
Poink looks very relieved.
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Quisling shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.

Round 22
Poink
Paralyzed: Right hand
11
>PPWSPCWWSPPFD>>>PPPWPP Counter Spell -> Poink
PSFWSSCWSSWWPSDSSDDFPWP Shield -> Poink
Quisling
Cold Resistant
6
PPWSSFPPWSSCSW.WSPCFFFF Paralysis -> Poink
SFWSW>>WWS>CDS.FFFCFPWP Shield -> Quisling
IceElemental 3
can't affect Quisling
strikes Poink

Surrendered: Poink

Dead: FireElemental, MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin

Poink says "Did I miss something? Is there a new spell?"
Quisling says "Feh!"
Poink's Right Hand is paralyzed!
Poink is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Quisling's Paralysis spell fizzles against Poink's hazy glow.
A glimmering shield dissolves in Poink's hazy glow.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Quisling.
The Ice Elemental is deflected by Poink's hazy glow.
Quisling shrugs off the Ice Elemental's assault.
Poink holds up both hands in surrender!
Quisling is the victor...