Battle 897 between Poink (Jared) and Quisling (Christian)

Winner: Quisling

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
Round 1
Poink 15
S
W
Quisling 15
S
P Shield -> Quisling
Poink says "If I have to surrender one more time, I'll spew!"
Quisling says "Now, how do I cast that Flesh To Cardboard spell?"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Quisling.
Round 2
Poink 15
SS
WW
Quisling 15
SF
PS
Poink says "You're not summoning an Aqua Goblin, are you?"
Round 3
Poink 15
SSP Shield -> Poink
WWW
Quisling 15
SFW Summon Goblin -> Quisling
PSF
GreenGoblin
(Quisling) 		1
strikes Poink
Poink says "Let's hope I remember what turn it is this time!"
Quisling says "You Poinks have ruined your own lands, you'll not ruin
ours!"
GreenGoblin springs into being and rushes at Poink.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
GreenGoblin is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Round 4
Poink 15
SSPF
WWWP Protection -> Poink
Quisling 15
SFWP Shield -> GreenGoblin
PSFF
GreenGoblin
(Quisling) 		1
strikes Poink
Poink says "For the glory of Count Voobah!"
Quisling says "Try to counter MY ogre, will you?"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
A glimmering shield appears in front of GreenGoblin.
GreenGoblin is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Round 5
Poink
Shielded(3) 		15
SSPFP Anti Spell -> Quisling
WWWPF
Quisling 15
SFWPP Counter Spell -> Quisling
PSFFF Paralysis -> Poink
GreenGoblin
(Quisling) 		1
strikes Poink
Poink says "Hoo boy!"
Quisling says "I hope you didn't accidentally surrender this turn!"
Quisling is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Quisling's Paralysis spell takes hold of Poink.
The hazy glow around Quisling dims for a moment.
GreenGoblin is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Round 6
Poink
Shielded(2)
Paralyzed: Left hand 		15
SSPFPP Shield -> Quisling
WWWPFF
Quisling 15
SFWPPW
PSFFFF Paralysis -> Poink
GreenGoblin
(Quisling) 		1
strikes Poink
Poink says "Like I wasn't already fucked!"
Quisling says "Argh! Want to block the HWounds, but must stop the
Perm!"
Poink's Left Hand is paralyzed!
It looks like Poink's left hand is going to be stuck again...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Quisling.
GreenGoblin is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Round 7
Poink
Shielded
Paralyzed: Left hand 		15
SSPFPPP Shield -> GreenGoblin
WWWPFFF Paralysis -> Quisling
Quisling 15
SFWPPWP Shield -> Quisling
PSFFFFF Paralysis -> Poink
GreenGoblin
(Quisling) 		1
strikes Poink
Poink says "I bet your opponents all stay away long enough to forget
their plans!"
Quisling says "Oh, if you paralyze me, you'll be sorry!"
Poink's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Poink's Paralysis spell takes hold of Quisling.
It looks like Poink's left hand is going to be stuck again...
A glimmering shield appears in front of GreenGoblin.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Quisling.
GreenGoblin is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Round 8
Poink
Paralyzed: Left hand 		15
SSPFPPPP Shield -> Poink
WWWPFFFF Paralysis -> Quisling
Quisling
Paralyzed: Left hand 		15
SFWPPWPP Counter Spell -> Quisling
PSFFFFFF Paralysis -> Poink
GreenGoblin
(Quisling) 		1
strikes Poink
Poink says "Please don't tell me you're neglecting EverQuest for
this!"
Quisling says "You're not the only one who forgot what they were
doing!"
Poink's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Quisling's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Quisling is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Poink's Paralysis spell fizzles against Quisling's hazy glow.
It looks like Poink's left hand is going to be stuck again...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
GreenGoblin is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Round 9
Poink
Paralyzed: Left hand 		15
SSPFPPPPP Shield -> Poink
WWWPFFFFF Paralysis -> Quisling
Quisling 15
SFWPPWPPW
PSFFFFFFS
GreenGoblin
(Quisling) 		1
strikes Poink
Poink says "Wish you could hear me singing my Kill Quisling song!"
Poink's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Poink intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
Poink's Paralysis spell takes hold of Quisling.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
GreenGoblin is deflected by Poink's glimmering shield.
Round 10
Poink 13
SSPFPPPPP> stab -> GreenGoblin
WWWPFFFFFF Paralysis -> Quisling
Quisling
Paralyzed: Right hand 		15
SFWPPWPPWP Shield -> Quisling
PSFFFFFFSD Magic Missile -> Poink
GreenGoblin
(Quisling) 		-
strikes Poink
Poink says "Snicker snack, baby!"
Quisling's Right Hand is paralyzed!
It looks like Quisling's right hand is going to be stuck again...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Quisling.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Poink!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Poink.
Poink stabs GreenGoblin!
GreenGoblin strikes Poink!
GreenGoblin dies.
Round 11
Poink 13
SSPFPPPPP>> stab -> Quisling
WWWPFFFFFFW
Quisling
Paralyzed: Right hand 		14
SFWPPWPPWPF
PSFFFFFFSDD

Dead: GreenGoblin

Poink says "Let's hope I remember what turn it is this time!"
Quisling's Right Hand is paralyzed!
Poink stabs Quisling!
Round 12
Poink 13
SSPFPPPPP>>W
WWWPFFFFFFWW
Quisling 14
SFWPPWPPWPFS
PSFFFFFFSDDS

Dead: GreenGoblin

Poink says "Let's hope I remember what turn it is this time!"
Quisling says "Jesus, what the hell was I trying to do again?"
Round 13
Poink 13
SSPFPPPPP>>WW
WWWPFFFFFFWWS Counter Spell -> Poink
Quisling 14
SFWPPWPPWPFSS
PSFFFFFFSDDSF Confusion -> Poink

Dead: GreenGoblin

Poink says "Out of the frying pan ..."
Quisling says "I hope for your sake you did lWrW again this turn!"
Poink is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Quisling's Confusion spell fizzles against Poink's hazy glow.
Round 14
Poink 13
SSPFPPPPP>>WWF
WWWPFFFFFFWWSP Shield -> Poink
Quisling 14
SFWPPWPPWPFSSS
PSFFFFFFSDDSFF

Dead: GreenGoblin

Poink says "Flee! Flee! Run for your lives!"
Quisling says "You may want to read the description of FoD..."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
Round 15
Poink -
SSPFPPPPP>>WWFP Shield -> Poink
WWWPFFFFFFWWSPP Shield -> Poink
Quisling 14
SFWPPWPPWPFSSSD Finger of Death -> Poink
PSFFFFFFSDDSFFF Paralysis -> Poink

Surrendered: Poink

Dead: GreenGoblin

Poink says "I said it before, I'll say it again - I need a
preprocessor to play this!"
Quisling says "Pull my finger!"
Quisling's Paralysis spell takes hold of Poink.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Poink.
Poink feels the touch of the Finger of Death...
Poink falls under the force of the Finger of Death.
Poink holds up both hands in surrender!
Quisling defeated Poink outright!
Poink dies.