Battle 1809 between Monkeybutt (Peanuthead) and Remus (Truenorth)

Winner: Monkeybutt

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
Round 1
Monkeybutt 15
S
D
Remus 15
P Shield -> Remus
S
Monkeybutt says "Hello!!!! :)~!!!!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Remus.

Round 2
Monkeybutt 15
SD Magic Missile -> Remus
DS
Remus 14
PS
SW
Monkeybutt says "How are you doing?!?!!!!"
Remus says "heytherehowareya"
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Remus!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Remus.

Round 3
Monkeybutt 15
SDP Shield -> Monkeybutt
DSF Confusion -> Remus
Remus 14
PSF
SWD Fear -> Monkeybutt
Monkeybutt says "Heytherehowareya" Homer Simpson quote!?!?!
Suddenly, Monkeybutt starts to look very frightened!
All of a sudden, Remus starts to find things rather confusing...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Monkeybutt.

Round 4
Monkeybutt
Afraid
15
SDPP Amnesia -> Remus
DSFW Summon Goblin -> Monkeybutt
Remus
Confused
14
PSFW Summon Ogre -> Remus
SWDD
YellowOgre
(Remus)
1
strikes WhiteGoblin
WhiteGoblin
(Monkeybutt)
-
strikes YellowOgre
Monkeybutt says "Difference here, I wanted fear, but U didn't want
Confusion!!"
Remus says "maybe? not aware of it."
Remus is very confused...
Remus gets a gesture all mixed up!
WhiteGoblin springs into being and rushes at Remus.
YellowOgre springs into being and rushes at Monkeybutt.
Remus starts to look a little dopey.
Monkeybutt sets WhiteGoblin onto YellowOgre.
Remus sets YellowOgre onto WhiteGoblin.
WhiteGoblin strikes YellowOgre!
YellowOgre strikes WhiteGoblin!
WhiteGoblin dies.
Remus's mind is a complete blank!
Remus can do nothing but repeat last round's gestures,
while trying to remember what is going on!

Round 5
Monkeybutt 15
SDPP> stab -> YellowOgre
DSFWP Shield -> Monkeybutt
Remus
Forgetful
14
PSFWW
SWDDD
YellowOgre
(Remus)
-
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: WhiteGoblin

Monkeybutt says "I swear I heard it on Simpson's on Sunday!!!!"
Looking dopey, Remus repeats last round's gestures!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Monkeybutt.
Remus sets YellowOgre onto Monkeybutt.
Monkeybutt stabs YellowOgre!
YellowOgre is deflected by Monkeybutt's glimmering shield.
YellowOgre dies.

Round 6
Monkeybutt 15
SDPP>W
DSFWPF
Remus 14
PSFWWP Protection -> Remus
SWDDDS

Dead: YellowOgre, WhiteGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Mooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Remus.

Round 7
Monkeybutt 15
SDPP>WP Shield -> Monkeybutt
DSFWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Remus
Remus
Shielded(3)
14
PSFWWPP Counter Spell -> Remus
SWDDDSF Confusion -> Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, WhiteGoblin

Monkeybutt says "I am a monkey, and a butt @( ' J ' )@ (__Y__)!!!"
Remus is surrounded by a hazy glow...
All of a sudden, Monkeybutt starts to find things rather confusing...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Monkeybutt.
A jagged hole appears momentarily in the hazy glow surrounding Remus.

Round 8
Monkeybutt
Confused: Lucky
14
SDPP>WPF
DSFWPFDS
Remus
Shielded(2)
14
PSFWWPPW
SWDDDSFW Summon Goblin -> Remus
RedGoblin
(Remus)
1
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, WhiteGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Pooey, I wanted to hit you there :(~!!!!"
Monkeybutt is very confused...
By sheer luck, Monkeybutt makes the intended gesture anyway!
RedGoblin springs into being and rushes at Monkeybutt.
RedGoblin strikes Monkeybutt!

Round 9
Monkeybutt 13
SDPP>WPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Remus
DSFWPFDSF Confusion -> Remus
Remus
Shielded
11
PSFWWPPWS Invisibility -> Remus
SWDDDSFWS
RedGoblin
(Remus)
1
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, WhiteGoblin

Monkeybutt says "You can go invis, but it'll cost ya!!!"
Remus says "natch"
All of a sudden, Remus starts to find things rather confusing...
Remus starts to look blurry around the edges!
Remus is hit, hard!
Remus grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
RedGoblin strikes Monkeybutt!
Remus disappears!

Round 10
Monkeybutt 12
SDPP>WPFDF
DSFWPFDSFW Summon Goblin -> Monkeybutt
Remus
Invisible(3)
Confused
11
PSFWWPPWSD Magic Missile -> Monkeybutt
SWDDDSFWSP Shield -> RedGoblin
RedGoblin
(Remus)
1
strikes GreenGoblin
GreenGoblin
(Monkeybutt)
-
strikes RedGoblin

Dead: YellowOgre, WhiteGoblin

Monkeybutt says "natch?!?!?!!!!"
Remus is very confused...
Remus gets a gesture all mixed up!
GreenGoblin springs into being and rushes at Remus.
A glimmering shield appears in front of RedGoblin.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Monkeybutt!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Monkeybutt.
Monkeybutt sets GreenGoblin onto RedGoblin.
Remus sets RedGoblin onto GreenGoblin.
RedGoblin strikes GreenGoblin!
GreenGoblin is deflected by RedGoblin's glimmering shield.
GreenGoblin dies.

Round 11
Monkeybutt 12
SDPP>WPFDFP Shield -> Monkeybutt
DSFWPFDSFWW
Remus
Invisible(2)
11
PSFWWPPWSDF
SWDDDSFWSPF
RedGoblin
(Remus)
1
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin

Remus says "as in naturally"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Monkeybutt.
Remus sets RedGoblin onto Monkeybutt.
RedGoblin is deflected by Monkeybutt's glimmering shield.

Round 12
Monkeybutt 14
SDPP>WPFDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> Monkeybutt
DSFWPFDSFWWP Protection -> Monkeybutt
Remus
Invisible
11
PSFWWPPWSDFF
SWDDDSFWSPFP Anti Spell -> Monkeybutt
RedGoblin
(Remus)
1
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Oh, okay, I didn't get it, thanks!!!!"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Monkeybutt.
Monkeybutt starts to look much better!
Monkeybutt loses the plot completely!
Monkeybutt looks very relieved.
RedGoblin is deflected by Monkeybutt's glimmering shield.

Round 13
Monkeybutt
Shielded(3)
14
SDPP>WPFDFPW#C
DSFWPFDSFWWP#C
Remus 11
PSFWWPPWSDFF.F Paralysis -> Monkeybutt
SWDDDSFWSPFP.S
RedGoblin
(Remus)
1
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Hey, I usually do that one!!!"
Remus's Paralysis spell takes hold of Monkeybutt.
RedGoblin is deflected by Monkeybutt's glimmering shield.

Round 14
Monkeybutt
Shielded(2)
Paralyzed: Left hand
14
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CF
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CD
Remus 11
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FF Paralysis -> no one
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SD Magic Missile -> Monkeybutt
RedGoblin
(Remus)
1
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Hey, I don't want permanent paralysis!!!!!"
Monkeybutt's Left Hand is paralyzed!
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Monkeybutt!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Monkeybutt.
RedGoblin is deflected by Monkeybutt's glimmering shield.

Round 15
Monkeybutt
Shielded
14
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDC
Remus 11
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFF Paralysis -> Monkeybutt
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDW Permanency -> Remus
RedGoblin
(Remus)
1
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Remus says "yes, you do"
Remus's Paralysis spell takes hold of Monkeybutt.
Remus prepares to make a spell permanent!
A blue halo appears above Remus's head.
RedGoblin is deflected by Monkeybutt's glimmering shield.

Round 16
Monkeybutt
Paralyzed: Right hand
13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC> stab -> RedGoblin
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCF
Remus
Permanency(3)
11
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFF Paralysis -> no one
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWD
RedGoblin
(Remus)
-
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin

Monkeybutt says "NO, I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Monkeybutt's Right Hand is paralyzed!
Monkeybutt stabs RedGoblin!
RedGoblin strikes Monkeybutt!
RedGoblin dies.

Round 17
Monkeybutt 13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>C
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFC
Remus
Permanency(2)
11
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFF Paralysis -> Monkeybutt
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDS

Dead: YellowOgre, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin

Monkeybutt says "This ends now!!!!!"
Remus says "are you sure?"
Remus's Paralysis spell takes hold of Monkeybutt.

Round 18
Monkeybutt
Paralyzed: Right hand
13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>CD
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFCF
Remus
Permanency
11
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFFP Shield -> Remus
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDSF Confusion -> Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Please, noooooooo!!!!"
Remus says "seeing as you insist, no permanent paralysis for you"
Monkeybutt's Right Hand is paralyzed!
Remus's blue halo flares brightly as Remus casts Confusion!
All of a sudden, Monkeybutt starts to find things rather confusing...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Remus.

Round 19
Monkeybutt
PermanentlyConfused
13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>CDP Shield -> Monkeybutt
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFCFS
Remus 11
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFFPS
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDSFW Summon Goblin -> Remus
PinkGoblin
(Remus)
1
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, WhiteGoblin, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Oy, this could work, or it really could hurt!!!!"
Remus says "Here's hoping."
Monkeybutt is very confused...
Monkeybutt gets a gesture all mixed up!
PinkGoblin springs into being and rushes at Monkeybutt.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Monkeybutt.
PinkGoblin is deflected by Monkeybutt's glimmering shield.

Round 20
Monkeybutt
PermanentlyConfused
13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>CDPW Dispel Magic -> Monkeybutt
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFCFSC
Remus 11
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFFPSF
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDSFWP Shield -> Remus
PinkGoblin
(Remus)
-
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, WhiteGoblin, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Hehehehehehe, all that work!!!!!!!"
Remus says "damn your luck! come on voodoo!"
Monkeybutt is very confused...
Monkeybutt gets a gesture all mixed up!
An ethereal shock wave emanates from Monkeybutt,
leaving all enchantments crumbling in its wake!
The shock wave concentrates into a shield like formation
around Monkeybutt.
Suddenly Monkeybutt seems completely ordinary again!
Suddenly Remus seems completely ordinary again!
PinkGoblin shrivels under the impact of the shock wave!

A glimmering shield appears in front of Monkeybutt.
PinkGoblin is deflected by Monkeybutt's glimmering shield.
PinkGoblin dies.

Round 21
Monkeybutt 13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>CDPWP Shield -> Monkeybutt
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFCFSCW
Remus 11
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFFPSFW Summon Troll -> Remus
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDSFWPF
BlueTroll
(Remus)
3
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin, PinkGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Noooo, I don't like trolls!!!!!!"
Remus says "good defensive effort, you slimeball ;)"
BlueTroll springs into being and rushes at Monkeybutt.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Monkeybutt.
BlueTroll is deflected by Monkeybutt's glimmering shield.

Round 22
Monkeybutt 13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>CDPWPP Counter Spell -> Monkeybutt
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFCFSCWW
Remus 11
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFFPSFWP Shield -> Remus
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDSFWPFF
BlueTroll
(Remus)
3
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin, PinkGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Slimeball?!?!!?!!!"
Monkeybutt is surrounded by a hazy glow...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Remus.
BlueTroll is deflected by Monkeybutt's hazy glow.

Round 23
Monkeybutt 13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>CDPWPPS
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFCFSCWWP Protection -> Monkeybutt
Remus 11
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFFPSFWPF
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDSFWPFFF Paralysis -> Monkeybutt
BlueTroll
(Remus)
3
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin, PinkGoblin

Monkeybutt says "I'm no Slimeball, remember, U're the canadian!!!
j/k"
Remus says "i mean it in only the nicest way"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Monkeybutt.
Remus's Paralysis spell takes hold of Monkeybutt.
BlueTroll is deflected by Monkeybutt's glimmering shield.

Round 24
Monkeybutt
Shielded(3)
Paralyzed: Right hand
13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>CDPWPPSD Magic Missile -> Remus
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFCFSCWWPP Counter Spell -> Monkeybutt
Remus 10
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFFPSFWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> BlueTroll
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDSFWPFFFF Paralysis -> Monkeybutt
BlueTroll
(Remus)
-
strikes Monkeybutt

Dead: YellowOgre, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin, PinkGoblin


The Battle Continues...
Monkeybutt says "U meant it nice, so I take my comment back,
sorry!!!"
Remus says ""
Monkeybutt's Right Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Monkeybutt intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
Monkeybutt is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Remus's Paralysis spell fizzles against Monkeybutt's hazy glow.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Remus!
BlueTroll is hit, hard!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Remus.
BlueTroll grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
BlueTroll is deflected by Monkeybutt's hazy glow.
BlueTroll dies.

Round 25
Monkeybutt
Shielded(2)
13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>CDPWPPSDF Charm Person -> Remus
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFCFSCWWPPS
Remus 10
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFFPSFWPFDS
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDSFWPFFFFF Paralysis -> Monkeybutt

Dead: BlueTroll, YellowOgre, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin, PinkGoblin

Monkeybutt says "That's gotta suck; create, then kill it!!!!"
Remus's Paralysis spell takes hold of Monkeybutt.
Remus starts to look persuaded by Monkeybutt.

Round 26
Monkeybutt
Shielded
Paralyzed: Right hand
13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>CDPWPPSDFF
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFCFSCWWPPSD Magic Missile -> Remus
Remus
Charmed: Left hand
9
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFFPSFWPFDSC
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDSFWPFFFFFD

Dead: BlueTroll, YellowOgre, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin, PinkGoblin

Remus says "the TrueNorth giveth and the TrueNorth taketh away... :)"
Monkeybutt's Right Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Monkeybutt intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
Remus's Left Hand is under the control of someone else!
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Remus!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Remus.

Round 27
Monkeybutt 13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>CDPWPPSDFFD
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFCFSCWWPPSDF Charm Person -> Remus
Remus 9
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFFPSFWPFDSCS
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDSFWPFFFFFDS

Dead: BlueTroll, YellowOgre, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin, PinkGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Another paralyze would have messed all this up!!!"
Remus starts to look persuaded by Monkeybutt.

Round 28
Monkeybutt 14
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>CDPWPPSDFFDD Lightning Bolt -> Remus
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFCFSCWWPPSDFW Cure Light Wounds -> Monkeybutt
Remus
Charmed: Right hand
4
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFFPSFWPFDSCSW
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDSFWPFFFFFDS-

Dead: BlueTroll, YellowOgre, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin, PinkGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Time to go eat, I'll be on later, maybe!!!!"
Remus's Right Hand is under the control of someone else!
Monkeybutt starts to look a bit better!
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Remus!
Monkeybutt looks quite relieved.
Remus gets zapped!

Round 29
Monkeybutt 13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>CDPWPPSDFFDDW
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFCFSCWWPPSDFWF
Remus 4
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFFPSFWPFDSCSWD Fear -> Monkeybutt
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDSFWPFFFFFDS-> stab -> Monkeybutt

Dead: BlueTroll, YellowOgre, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin, PinkGoblin

Monkeybutt says "So what do U want 2 do in battle 1777?!?!!!!"
Suddenly, Monkeybutt starts to look very frightened!
Remus stabs Monkeybutt!

Round 30
Monkeybutt
Afraid
13
SDPP>WPFDFPW#CFC>CDPWPPSDFFDDWW
DSFWPFDSFWWP#CDCFCFSCWWPPSDFWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Remus
Remus 2
PSFWWPPWSDFF.FFFFFPSFWPFDSCSWDP Shield -> Remus
SWDDDSFWSPFP.SDWDSFWPFFFFFDS->P Shield -> Remus

Surrendered: Remus

Dead: BlueTroll, YellowOgre, RedGoblin, GreenGoblin, WhiteGoblin, PinkGoblin

Monkeybutt says "Gotta go to work, have a good day!!!"
Remus says "better than this :/"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Remus.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Remus.
Remus is hit!
Remus flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Remus holds up both hands in surrender!
Monkeybutt is the victor...
Remus gets to live to fight another day.