Battle 688 between Bayes (August) and Ult (Ballard)

Winner: Bayes

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5
Round 1
Bayes 15
D
> stab -> Ult
Ult 14
S
D
Bayes says ":-) Best 2 out of 3?"
Ult says "Alright august... I'm ready for another beating... do your
worst."
Bayes stabs Ult!

Round 2
Bayes 15
DS
>D
Ult 14
SF
DS
Ult says "opening stab?!"

Round 3
Bayes 15
DSF Confusion -> Ult
>DS
Ult 13
SFW Summon Goblin -> Bayes
DSF Confusion -> Ult
BlueGoblin
(Bayes)
1
strikes Ult
Bayes says "I regard you as a Goblin, and commit my fate to chaos."
Ult says "Where are you putting that confustion? I'll feel pretty
stupid if it's not at me."
BlueGoblin springs into being and rushes at Ult.
All of a sudden, Ult starts to find things rather confusing...
Suddenly Ult seems back to normal again!
BlueGoblin strikes Ult!

Round 4
Bayes 14
DSFF
>DSF Confusion -> Ult
Ult 13
SFWP Shield -> OrangeGoblin
DSFW Summon Goblin -> Ult
OrangeGoblin
(Ult)
1
strikes BlueGoblin
BlueGoblin
(Bayes)
-
strikes Bayes
Bayes says "Let's kick that under the rug, shall we."
Ult says "this isn't going well already - I can't believe I just gave
you a goblin."
OrangeGoblin springs into being and rushes at Bayes.
All of a sudden, Ult starts to find things rather confusing...
A glimmering shield appears in front of OrangeGoblin.
Bayes sets BlueGoblin onto Bayes.
Ult sets OrangeGoblin onto BlueGoblin.
BlueGoblin strikes Bayes!
OrangeGoblin strikes BlueGoblin!
BlueGoblin dies.

Round 5
Bayes 14
DSFFF Paralysis -> Ult
>DSFF
Ult
Confused
13
SFWPP Shield -> OrangeGoblin
DSFWP Shield -> OrangeGoblin
OrangeGoblin
(Ult)
1

Surrendered: Ult

Dead: BlueGoblin

Ult says "I apologize... I missed an e-mail somehow."
Ult is very confused...
Ult gets a gesture all mixed up!
Bayes's Paralysis spell takes hold of Ult.
A glimmering shield appears in front of OrangeGoblin.
A glimmering shield appears in front of OrangeGoblin.
OrangeGoblin can't understand who to attack.
OrangeGoblin wanders aimlessly around the Circle.
Ult holds up both hands in surrender!
Bayes is the victor...
Ult gets to live to fight another day.