Battle 707 between Bayes (August) and Ult (Ballard)
Winner: Bayes
Go to round:
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Bayes says "Best 3 out of 5? :)"
Ult says "that sucked."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Ult.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes.
Round 3
Bayes

15 

Ult

15 
DSF 
Confusion > Bayes 
PSD 
Magic Missile > Bayes 

All of a sudden, Bayes starts to find things rather confusing...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Bayes!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Bayes.
Round 4
Bayes
Confused: Lucky

14 
SPFP 
Anti Spell > Ult 
PWPW 

Ult

15 
DSFW 
Summon Goblin > Ult 
PSDF 
Charm Person > Bayes 

GreenGoblin
(Ult)

1 

Bayes is very confused...
By sheer luck, Bayes makes the intended gesture anyway!
GreenGoblin springs into being and rushes at Bayes.
Bayes starts to look persuaded by Ult.
Ult loses the plot completely!
Ult sets GreenGoblin onto Bayes.
GreenGoblin strikes Bayes!
Round 5
Bayes
Charmed

13 

Ult

15 

GreenGoblin
(Ult)

1 

GreenGoblin strikes Bayes!
Round 6
Bayes

12 
SPFP.SC 
Haste > Bayes 
PWPW.WC 

Ult

15 

GreenGoblin
(Ult)

1 

Bayes speeds up!
GreenGoblin strikes Bayes!
Ult blinks in amazement while Bayes moves in a blur...
Round 6H
Bayes
Fast(3)

12 
SPFP.SC> 
stab > GreenGoblin 
PWPW.WCD 

Ult

15 

GreenGoblin
(Ult)

 

Speedily, Bayes sneaks in another gesture!
Bayes stabs GreenGoblin!
GreenGoblin dies.
Round 7
Bayes
Fast(2)

12 
SPFP.SC>D 
PWPW.WCDP 
Shield > Bayes 

Ult

15 
DSFW#CD.P 
Shield > Ult 
PSDF#CW.W 

Dead: GreenGoblin
Ult says "I don't know why I make so many mistakes playing against you
(didn't direct)..."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Ult.
Ult blinks in amazement while Bayes moves in a blur...
Round 7H
Bayes
Fast(2)
Shielded

12 
SPFP.SC>DS 
PWPW.WCDPP 
Amnesia > Ult 

Ult
Shielded

15 

Dead: GreenGoblin
Speedily, Bayes sneaks in another gesture!
Ult starts to look a little dopey.
Ult's mind is a complete blank!
Ult can do nothing but repeat last round's gestures,
while trying to remember what is going on!
Round 8
Bayes
Fast

12 
SPFP.SC>DSF 
Confusion > Ult 
PWPW.WCDPPW 

Ult
Forgetful

15 
DSFW#CD.P.P 
Amnesia > Bayes 
PSDF#CW.W.W 

Dead: GreenGoblin
Looking dopey, Ult repeats last round's gestures!
Bayes starts to look a little dopey.
All of a sudden, Ult starts to find things rather confusing...
Ult blinks in amazement while Bayes moves in a blur...
Round 8H
Bayes
Fast
Forgetful

12 
SPFP.SC>DSFW 
Summon Goblin > Bayes 
PWPW.WCDPPWD 

Ult
Confused

15 
DSFW#CD.P.P. 
PSDF#CW.W.W. 

PinkGoblin
(Bayes)

1 

Dead: GreenGoblin
Bayes is slowly getting dopey, but Bayes does still manage to remember what to do.
PinkGoblin springs into being and rushes at Ult.
Bayes's mind is a complete blank!
Bayes can do nothing but repeat last round's gestures,
while trying to remember what is going on!
Round 9
Bayes
Forgetful

12 
SPFP.SC>DSFWW 
PWPW.WCDPPWDD 

Ult
Confused

15 
DSFW#CD.P.P.W 
PSDF#CW.W.W.P 
Protection > Ult 

PinkGoblin
(Bayes)

1 

Dead: GreenGoblin
Ult says "if I'm confused into a lh:p and surrender again I'm never
playing you again :)"
Looking dopey, Bayes repeats last round's gestures!
Ult is very confused...
Ult gets a gesture all mixed up!
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Ult.
PinkGoblin is deflected by Ult's glimmering shield.
Round 10
Bayes

12 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWP 
Protection > Bayes 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDS 

Ult
Shielded(3)

15 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WD 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PP 
Counter Spell > Ult 

PinkGoblin
(Bayes)

1 

Dead: GreenGoblin
Ult is surrounded by a hazy glow...
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes.
PinkGoblin is deflected by Ult's hazy glow.
Round 11
Bayes
Shielded(3)

12 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPF 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSF 
Confusion > Ult 

Ult
Shielded(2)

15 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDS 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPS 

PinkGoblin
(Bayes)

1 

Dead: GreenGoblin
Ult says "this is a confusing battle."
All of a sudden, Ult starts to find things rather confusing...
PinkGoblin is deflected by Ult's glimmering shield.
Round 12
Bayes
Shielded(2)

12 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPFD 
Cause Heavy Wounds > Ult 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSFW 
Summon Goblin > Bayes 

Ult
Shielded
Confused

12 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDSS 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPSD 
Magic Missile > Bayes 

BlueGoblin
(Bayes)

1 

PinkGoblin
(Bayes)

1 

Dead: GreenGoblin
Ult is very confused...
Ult gets a gesture all mixed up!
BlueGoblin springs into being and rushes at Ult.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Bayes!
Ult is hit, hard!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Bayes.
Ult grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
Bayes sets BlueGoblin onto Ult.
PinkGoblin is deflected by Ult's glimmering shield.
BlueGoblin is deflected by Ult's glimmering shield.
Round 13
Bayes
Shielded

12 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPFDS 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSFWD 

Ult

12 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDSSP 
Shield > Ult 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPSDD 
Charm Monster > BlueGoblin 

BlueGoblin
(Ult)

1 

PinkGoblin
(Bayes)

 

Dead: GreenGoblin
BlueGoblin seems quite enchanted by Ult.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Ult.
BlueGoblin looks to Ult for guidance.
Ult sets BlueGoblin onto PinkGoblin.
PinkGoblin is deflected by Ult's glimmering shield.
BlueGoblin strikes PinkGoblin!
PinkGoblin dies.
Round 14
Bayes

11 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPFDS> 
stab > BlueGoblin 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSFWDD 

Ult

12 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDSSPP 
Shield > BlueGoblin 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPSDDS 

BlueGoblin
(Ult)

1 

Dead: GreenGoblin, PinkGoblin
Bayes says "Goblins don't last long. :("
A glimmering shield appears in front of BlueGoblin.
Ult sets BlueGoblin onto Bayes.
Bayes's left stab is deflected by BlueGoblin's glimmering shield.
BlueGoblin strikes Bayes!
Round 15
Bayes

10 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPFDS>C 
Lightning Bolt > Ult 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSFWDDC 

Ult

7 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDSSPPW 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPSDDSW 

BlueGoblin
(Ult)

1 

Dead: GreenGoblin, PinkGoblin
Ult says "I thought you'd think that... mine do. :P"
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Ult!
Ult gets zapped!
BlueGoblin strikes Bayes!
Round 16
Bayes

9 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPFDS>CC 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSFWDDCC 

Ult

7 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDSSPPWF 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPSDDSWF 

BlueGoblin
(Ult)

1 

Dead: GreenGoblin, PinkGoblin
BlueGoblin strikes Bayes!
Round 17
Bayes

9 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPFDS>CCP 
Shield > Bayes 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSFWDDCCD 

Ult

7 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDSSPPWFS 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPSDDSWFP 
Shield > BlueGoblin 

BlueGoblin
(Ult)

1 

Dead: GreenGoblin, PinkGoblin
A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes.
A glimmering shield appears in front of BlueGoblin.
BlueGoblin is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield.
Round 18
Bayes

9 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPFDS>CCPW 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSFWDDCCDP 
Shield > Bayes 

Ult

7 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDSSPPWFSS 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPSDDSWFPS 

BlueGoblin
(Ult)

1 

Dead: GreenGoblin, PinkGoblin
A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes.
BlueGoblin is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield.
Round 19
Bayes

9 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPFDS>CCPWP 
Shield > Bayes 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSFWDDCCDPW 
Dispel Magic > Bayes 

Ult

7 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDSSPPWFSSD 
Magic Missile > Bayes 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPSDDSWFPSF 

BlueGoblin
(Ult)

 

Dead: GreenGoblin, PinkGoblin
Bayes says "Save your goblin from this."
An ethereal shock wave emanates from Bayes,
leaving all enchantments crumbling in its wake!
The shock wave concentrates into a shield like formation
around Bayes.
Suddenly Bayes seems completely ordinary again!
Suddenly Ult seems completely ordinary again!
BlueGoblin shrivels under the impact of the shock wave!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes.
BlueGoblin is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield.
BlueGoblin dies.
Round 20
Bayes

9 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPFDS>CCPWPP 
Counter Spell > Bayes 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSFWDDCCDPWW 

Ult

7 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDSSPPWFSSDD 
Fireball > Bayes 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPSDDSWFPSFW 
Summon Giant > Ult 

OrangeGiant
(Ult)

4 

Dead: BlueGoblin, GreenGoblin, PinkGoblin
Ult says "nooooo!!!!! my goblin! aaahhhh! nooooo! oh my god! my
goblin! let's see what you do now."
Bayes is surrounded by a hazy glow...
OrangeGiant springs into being and rushes at Bayes.
The hazy glow around Bayes flares as it absorbs
Ult's Fireball.
Ult sets OrangeGiant onto Bayes.
OrangeGiant is deflected by Bayes's hazy glow.
Round 21
Bayes

9 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPFDS>CCPWPPS 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSFWDDCCDPWWP 
Protection > Bayes 

Ult

7 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDSSPPWFSSDDW 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPSDDSWFPSFWP 
Shield > Ult 

OrangeGiant
(Ult)

4 

Dead: BlueGoblin, GreenGoblin, PinkGoblin
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Ult.
OrangeGiant is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield.
Round 22
Bayes
Shielded(3)

9 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPFDS>CCPWPPSW 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSFWDDCCDPWWPF 

Ult

7 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDSSPPWFSSDDWW 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPSDDSWFPSFWPW 

OrangeGiant
(Ult)

4 

Dead: BlueGoblin, GreenGoblin, PinkGoblin
OrangeGiant is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield.
Round 23
Bayes
Shielded(2)

9 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPFDS>CCPWPPSWW 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSFWDDCCDPWWPFD 
Cause Heavy Wounds > Ult 

Ult

4 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDSSPPWFSSDDWWS 
Counter Spell > OrangeGiant 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPSDDSWFPSFWPWD 

OrangeGiant
(Ult)

4 

Dead: BlueGoblin, GreenGoblin, PinkGoblin
OrangeGiant is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Ult is hit, hard!
Ult grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
OrangeGiant is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield.
Round 24
Bayes
Shielded

4 
SPFP.SC>DSFWWPFDS>CCPWPPSWWC 
Fire Storm 
PWPW.WCDPPWDDSFWDDCCDPWWPFDC 

Ult

 
DSFW#CD.P.P.WDSSPPWFSSDDWWSP 
Shield > Ult 
PSDF#CW.W.W.PPSDDSWFPSFWPWDF 

OrangeGiant
(Ult)

 

Dead: BlueGoblin, GreenGoblin, PinkGoblin
Bayes says "We burn."
Ult says "... oops..."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Ult.
Bayes calls forth a Fire Storm!
A Fire Storm rages through the Graven Circle.
Bayes roasts in the raging Fire Storm.
Ult roasts in the raging Fire Storm.
OrangeGiant roasts in the raging Fire Storm.
OrangeGiant is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield.
OrangeGiant dies.
Bayes defeated Ult outright!
Ult dies.