Battle 707 between Bayes (August) and Ult (Ballard) -------------------------------- Bayes : Ult : Wild LH RH HP Spells Owned Beasts : LH RH HP Spells Owned Beasts : Beasts ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- S P* 15 S : D P* 15 S : P* W 15 S : S S 15 : F P* 15 S : F* D* 15 C MM : P* W 14 AS : W* F* 15 SG CP GG(1) : . . 14 : # # 15 GG(1) : S W 13 : C C 15 GG(1) : C* C* 12 H : D W 15 GG(1) : > D 12 : . . 15 : D P* 12 S : P* W 15 S : S P* 12 A : . . 15 : F* W 12 C : P* W 15 A : W* D 12 SG PG(1) : . . 15 : W D 12 PG(1) : W P* 15 P : P* S 12 P PG(1) : D P* 15 CS : F F* 12 C PG(1) : S S 15 : D* W* 12 CHW SG PG(1) BG(1) : S D* 12 MM : S D 12 : P* D* 12 S CM BG(1) : > D 11 : P* S 12 S BG(1) : C* C* 10 LB : W W 7 BG(1) : C C 9 : F F 7 BG(1) : P* D 9 S : S P* 7 S BG(1) : W P* 9 S : S S 7 BG(1) : P* W* 9 S DM : D* F 7 MM : P* W 9 CS : D* W* 7 F SG OG(4) : S P* 9 P : W P* 7 S OG(4) : W F 9 : W W 7 OG(4) : W D* 9 CHW : S* D 4 CS OG(4) : C* C* 4 FS : P* F -1 S : Battle 707 between Bayes (August) and Ult (Ballard) -------------------------------- Last turn: 24 Winner: Bayes In Round 1: Bayes says "Best 3 out of 5? :-)" Ult says "that sucked." Bayes snaps the fingers of the left hand. Bayes proffers the palm of the right... Ult points the digit of the left hand. Ult proffers the palm of the right... Bayes casts Shield at Bayes. Ult casts Shield at Ult. A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes. A glimmering shield appears in front of Ult. In Round 2: Bayes proffers the palm of the left hand. Bayes waves the right... Ult snaps the fingers of the left hand. Ult snaps the fingers of the right... Bayes casts Shield at Bayes. A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes. In Round 3: Bayes wriggles the fingers of the left hand. Bayes proffers the palm of the right... Ult wriggles the fingers of the left hand. Ult points the digit of the right... Bayes casts Shield at Bayes. Ult casts Magic Missile at Bayes. Ult casts Confusion at Bayes. All of a sudden, Bayes starts to find things rather confusing... A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes. A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Bayes! A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Bayes. In Round 4: Bayes is very confused... By sheer luck, Bayes makes the intended gesture anyway! Bayes proffers the palm of the left hand. Bayes waves the right... Ult waves the left hand. Ult wriggles the fingers of the right... Bayes casts Anti Spell at Ult. Ult casts Charm Person at Bayes. Ult casts Summon Goblin at Ult. GreenGoblin springs into being and rushes at Bayes. Bayes starts to look persuaded by Ult. Ult loses the plot completely! Ult sets GreenGoblin onto Bayes. GreenGoblin strikes Bayes! In Round 5: Bayes snaps the fingers of the left hand. Bayes waves the right... Ult claps with the left hand. Ult claps with the right... GreenGoblin strikes Bayes! In Round 6: Bayes claps with the left hand. Bayes claps with the right... Ult points the digit of the left hand. Ult waves the right... Bayes casts Haste at Bayes. Bayes speeds up! GreenGoblin strikes Bayes! Ult blinks in amazement while Bayes moves in a blur... In Round 6H: Speedily, Bayes sneaks in another gesture! Bayes stabs with the left hand. Bayes points the digit of the right... Bayes stabs GreenGoblin! GreenGoblin dies. In Round 7: Ult says "I don't know why I make so many mistakes playing against you (didn't direct)..." Bayes points the digit of the left hand. Bayes proffers the palm of the right... Ult proffers the palm of the left hand. Ult waves the right... Bayes casts Shield at Bayes. Ult casts Shield at Ult. A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes. A glimmering shield appears in front of Ult. Ult blinks in amazement while Bayes moves in a blur... In Round 7H: Speedily, Bayes sneaks in another gesture! Bayes snaps the fingers of the left hand. Bayes proffers the palm of the right... Bayes casts Amnesia at Ult. Ult starts to look a little dopey. Ult's mind is a complete blank! Ult can do nothing but repeat last round's gestures, while trying to remember what is going on! In Round 8: Bayes wriggles the fingers of the left hand. Bayes waves the right... Looking dopey, Ult repeats last round's gestures! Ult proffers the palm of the left hand. Ult waves the right... Bayes casts Confusion at Ult. Ult casts Amnesia at Bayes. Bayes starts to look a little dopey. All of a sudden, Ult starts to find things rather confusing... Ult blinks in amazement while Bayes moves in a blur... In Round 8H: Bayes is slowly getting dopey, but Bayes does still manage to remember what to do. Bayes waves the left hand. Bayes points the digit of the right... Bayes casts Summon Goblin at Bayes. PinkGoblin springs into being and rushes at Ult. Bayes's mind is a complete blank! Bayes can do nothing but repeat last round's gestures, while trying to remember what is going on! In Round 9: Ult says "if I'm confused into a lh:p and surrender again I'm never playing you again :)" Looking dopey, Bayes repeats last round's gestures! Bayes waves the left hand. Bayes points the digit of the right... Ult is very confused... Ult gets a gesture all mixed up! Ult waves the left hand. Ult proffers the palm of the right... Ult casts Protection at Ult. A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Ult. PinkGoblin is deflected by Ult's glimmering shield. In Round 10: Bayes proffers the palm of the left hand. Bayes snaps the fingers of the right... Ult points the digit of the left hand. Ult proffers the palm of the right... Bayes casts Protection at Bayes. Ult casts Counter Spell at Ult. Ult is surrounded by a hazy glow... A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes. PinkGoblin is deflected by Ult's hazy glow. In Round 11: Ult says "this is a confusing battle." Bayes wriggles the fingers of the left hand. Bayes wriggles the fingers of the right... Ult snaps the fingers of the left hand. Ult snaps the fingers of the right... Bayes casts Confusion at Ult. All of a sudden, Ult starts to find things rather confusing... PinkGoblin is deflected by Ult's glimmering shield. In Round 12: Bayes points the digit of the left hand. Bayes waves the right... Ult is very confused... Ult gets a gesture all mixed up! Ult snaps the fingers of the left hand. Ult points the digit of the right... Bayes casts Summon Goblin at Bayes. Bayes casts Cause Heavy Wounds at Ult. Ult casts Magic Missile at Bayes. BlueGoblin springs into being and rushes at Ult. A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Bayes! Ult is hit, hard! A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Bayes. Ult grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds. Bayes sets BlueGoblin onto Ult. PinkGoblin is deflected by Ult's glimmering shield. BlueGoblin is deflected by Ult's glimmering shield. In Round 13: Bayes snaps the fingers of the left hand. Bayes points the digit of the right... Ult proffers the palm of the left hand. Ult points the digit of the right... Ult casts Charm Monster at BlueGoblin. Ult casts Shield at Ult. BlueGoblin seems quite enchanted by Ult. A glimmering shield appears in front of Ult. BlueGoblin looks to Ult for guidance. Ult sets BlueGoblin onto PinkGoblin. PinkGoblin is deflected by Ult's glimmering shield. BlueGoblin strikes PinkGoblin! PinkGoblin dies. In Round 14: Bayes says "Goblins don't last long. :-(" Bayes stabs with the left hand. Bayes points the digit of the right... Ult proffers the palm of the left hand. Ult snaps the fingers of the right... Ult casts Shield at BlueGoblin. A glimmering shield appears in front of BlueGoblin. Ult sets BlueGoblin onto Bayes. Bayes's left stab is deflected by BlueGoblin's glimmering shield. BlueGoblin strikes Bayes! In Round 15: Ult says "I thought you'd think that... mine do. :P" Bayes claps with the left hand. Bayes claps with the right... Ult waves the left hand. Ult waves the right... Bayes casts Lightning Bolt at Ult. A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Ult! Ult gets zapped! BlueGoblin strikes Bayes! In Round 16: Bayes claps with the left hand. Bayes claps with the right... Ult wriggles the fingers of the left hand. Ult wriggles the fingers of the right... BlueGoblin strikes Bayes! In Round 17: Bayes proffers the palm of the left hand. Bayes points the digit of the right... Ult snaps the fingers of the left hand. Ult proffers the palm of the right... Bayes casts Shield at Bayes. Ult casts Shield at BlueGoblin. A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes. A glimmering shield appears in front of BlueGoblin. BlueGoblin is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield. In Round 18: Bayes waves the left hand. Bayes proffers the palm of the right... Ult snaps the fingers of the left hand. Ult snaps the fingers of the right... Bayes casts Shield at Bayes. A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes. BlueGoblin is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield. In Round 19: Bayes says "Save your goblin from this." Bayes proffers the palm of the left hand. Bayes waves the right... Ult points the digit of the left hand. Ult wriggles the fingers of the right... Bayes casts Dispel Magic at Bayes. Bayes casts Shield at Bayes. Ult casts Magic Missile at Bayes. An ethereal shock wave emanates from Bayes, leaving all enchantments crumbling in its wake! The shock wave concentrates into a shield like formation around Bayes. Suddenly Bayes seems completely ordinary again! Suddenly Ult seems completely ordinary again! BlueGoblin shrivels under the impact of the shock wave! A glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes. BlueGoblin is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield. BlueGoblin dies. In Round 20: Ult says "nooooo!!!!! my goblin! aaahhhh! nooooo! oh my god! my goblin! let's see what you do now." Bayes proffers the palm of the left hand. Bayes waves the right... Ult points the digit of the left hand. Ult waves the right... Bayes casts Counter Spell at Bayes. Ult casts Summon Giant at Ult. Ult casts Fireball at Bayes. Bayes is surrounded by a hazy glow... OrangeGiant springs into being and rushes at Bayes. The hazy glow around Bayes flares as it absorbs Ult's Fireball. Ult sets OrangeGiant onto Bayes. OrangeGiant is deflected by Bayes's hazy glow. In Round 21: Bayes snaps the fingers of the left hand. Bayes proffers the palm of the right... Ult waves the left hand. Ult proffers the palm of the right... Bayes casts Protection at Bayes. Ult casts Shield at Ult. A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Bayes. A glimmering shield appears in front of Ult. OrangeGiant is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield. In Round 22: Bayes waves the left hand. Bayes wriggles the fingers of the right... Ult waves the left hand. Ult waves the right... OrangeGiant is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield. In Round 23: Bayes waves the left hand. Bayes points the digit of the right... Ult snaps the fingers of the left hand. Ult points the digit of the right... Bayes casts Cause Heavy Wounds at Ult. Ult casts Counter Spell at OrangeGiant. OrangeGiant is surrounded by a hazy glow... Ult is hit, hard! Ult grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds. OrangeGiant is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield. In Round 24: Bayes says "We burn." Ult says "... oops..." Bayes claps with the left hand. Bayes claps with the right... Ult proffers the palm of the left hand. Ult wriggles the fingers of the right... Bayes casts Fire Storm. Ult casts Shield at Ult. A glimmering shield appears in front of Ult. Bayes calls forth a Fire Storm! A Fire Storm rages through the Graven Circle. Bayes roasts in the raging Fire Storm. Ult roasts in the raging Fire Storm. OrangeGiant roasts in the raging Fire Storm. OrangeGiant is deflected by Bayes's glimmering shield. OrangeGiant dies. Bayes defeated Ult outright! Ult dies.