Battle 2694 between Xonom(Nom) and Fart(Morecai)

Winner: Xonom

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29
Round 1
Fart 15
W
S
Xonom 15
D
P Shield -> Xonom
Xonom says "Another? Where do you find all these hapless victims?"
Fart says "Did you remember to wear nose clips, so you won't have to
do one-handed claps?"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
Missed:
do one-handed claps?"
Round 2
Fart 15
WW
SW
Xonom 15
DS
PS
Fart says "+Holding up a looking glass+ Who you calling hapless?"
Round 3
Fart 15
WWP Protection -> Fart
SWD Fear -> Xonom
Xonom 15
DSF Confusion -> Fart
PSD Magic Missile -> Fart
Xonom says "That guy there, holding the slab of glass."
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Suddenly, Xonom starts to look very frightened!
All of a sudden, Fart starts to find things rather confusing...
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Fart!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Fart.
Round 4
Fart
Shielded(3)
Confused
15
WWPC
SWDD
Xonom
Afraid
15
DSFW Summon Goblin -> Xonom
PSDW
MauveGoblin
(Xonom)
1
strikes Fart
Fart says "Guess you didn't smell that one coming."
Fart is very confused...
Fart gets a gesture all mixed up!
MauveGoblin springs into being and rushes at Fart.
MauveGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Round 5
Fart
Shielded(2)
15
WWPCC Lightning Bolt -> Xonom
SWDDC
Xonom 10
DSFWP Shield -> MauveGoblin
PSDWW
MauveGoblin
(Xonom)
1
strikes Fart
A glimmering shield appears in front of MauveGoblin.
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Xonom!
Xonom gets zapped!
MauveGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Round 6
Fart
Shielded
15
WWPCCW
SWDDCD
Xonom 10
DSFWPF
PSDWWF
MauveGoblin
(Xonom)
1
strikes Fart
Fart says "That gas was REAL potent."
MauveGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Round 7
Fart 10
WWPCCWW
SWDDCDP Shield -> Fart
Xonom 10
DSFWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Fart
PSDWWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Fart
MauveGoblin
(Xonom)
1
strikes Fart
Xonom says "There's more than one way to defumigate a cat."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart is hit!
Fart is hit, hard!
Fart grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
Fart flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
MauveGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Round 8
Fart 10
WWPCCWWP Protection -> Fart
SWDDCDPS
Xonom 10
DSFWPFDW
PSDWWFPS
MauveGoblin
(Xonom)
1
strikes Fart
Fart says "Yeah, but you need to be defumigated as well. Maybe a 208-
litre barrel of tomato juice will help?"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
MauveGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Missed:
litre barrel of tomato juice will help?"
Round 9
Fart
Shielded(3)
10
WWPCCWWPF
SWDDCDPSD Magic Missile -> Xonom
Xonom 9
DSFWPFDWW
PSDWWFPSD Magic Missile -> MauveGoblin
MauveGoblin
(Xonom)
-
strikes Fart
Fart says "PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards MauveGoblin!
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Xonom!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Xonom.
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits MauveGoblin.
MauveGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
MauveGoblin dies.
Round 10
Fart
Shielded(2)
10
WWPCCWWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Xonom
SWDDCDPSDF Charm Person -> Xonom
Xonom 9
DSFWPFDWWS Counter Spell -> Xonom
PSDWWFPSDF Charm Person -> Fart

Dead: MauveGoblin

Fart says "Once again, flatulance is mightier than any spell."
Xonom is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Fart starts to look persuaded by Xonom.
Xonom looks scornfully from behind a hazy glow at
Fart's attempts to be charming.
A jagged hole appears momentarily in the hazy glow surrounding Xonom.
Missed:
Xonom looks scornfully from behind a hazy glow at
Fart's attempts to be charming.
Round 11
Fart
Shielded
Charmed: Right hand
10
WWPCCWWPFDF
SWDDCDPSDF-
Xonom 9
DSFWPFDWWSF
PSDWWFPSDFP Shield -> Xonom

Dead: MauveGoblin

Xonom says "Then I'm glad you're on that side of the circle."
Fart says "How bad is a kangaroo fart?"
Fart's Right Hand is under the control of someone else!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
Round 12
Fart 10
WWPCCWWPFDFP Shield -> Fart
SWDDCDPSDF-> stab -> Xonom
Xonom 10
DSFWPFDWWSFW Summon Goblin -> Xonom
PSDWWFPSDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> Xonom
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
1
strikes Fart

Dead: MauveGoblin

WhiteGoblin springs into being and rushes at Fart.
Xonom starts to look much better!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Xonom looks very relieved.
Fart stabs Xonom!
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Round 13
Fart 12
WWPCCWWPFDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> Fart
SWDDCDPSDF->P Shield -> Fart
Xonom 10
DSFWPFDWWSFWF
PSDWWFPSDFPWP Shield -> Xonom
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
1
strikes Fart

Dead: MauveGoblin

Xonom says "Wow, going for stabs? Desperation." :)
Fart starts to look much better!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart looks very relieved.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Round 14
Fart 10
WWPCCWWPFDFPWP Shield -> Fart
SWDDCDPSDF->PS
Xonom 10
DSFWPFDWWSFWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Fart
PSDWWFPSDFPWPF
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
1
strikes Fart

Dead: MauveGoblin

Fart says "All your cute and fuzzy goblins are no match for the power
of methane gas."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart is hit!
Fart flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Missed:
of methane gas."
Round 15
Fart 10
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPP Counter Spell -> Fart
SWDDCDPSDF->PSD Magic Missile -> Xonom
Xonom 9
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPS
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Fart
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
1
strikes Fart

Dead: MauveGoblin

Fart is surrounded by a hazy glow...
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Xonom!
A jagged hole appears momentarily in the hazy glow surrounding Fart.
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Xonom.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Fart's hazy glow.
Round 16
Fart 9
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPS
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDD Charm Monster -> WhiteGoblin
Xonom 9
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSD Magic Missile -> Fart
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDP Shield -> Xonom
WhiteGoblin
(Fart)
1
strikes Xonom

Dead: MauveGoblin

WhiteGoblin seems quite enchanted by Fart.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Fart!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Fart.
WhiteGoblin looks to Fart for guidance.
Fart sets WhiteGoblin onto Xonom.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Xonom's glimmering shield.
Round 17
Fart 9
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSD Magic Missile -> Xonom
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDP Shield -> Fart
Xonom 8
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDD Charm Monster -> WhiteGoblin
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPS
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
1

Dead: MauveGoblin

WhiteGoblin seems quite enchanted by Xonom.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Xonom!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Xonom.
WhiteGoblin looks to Xonom for guidance.
WhiteGoblin looks in scorn at Fart trying to take charge.
WhiteGoblin wanders aimlessly around the Circle.
Round 18
Fart 9
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDF Charm Person -> Xonom
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPP Amnesia -> WhiteGoblin
Xonom 8
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDW
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSP Shield -> Xonom
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
Forgetful
1

Dead: MauveGoblin

WhiteGoblin starts to look a little dopey.
Xonom starts to look persuaded by Fart.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
Xonom sets WhiteGoblin onto Fart.
WhiteGoblin wanders around looking vague.
Round 19
Fart 9
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFP Shield -> Fart
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPS
Xonom
Charmed: Left hand
8
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWC
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPF
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
1
strikes Fart

Dead: MauveGoblin

Xonom says "Interesting."
Fart says "Amazing how screwed up a wizard gets when his nose is
filled with sulphur."
Xonom's Left Hand is under the control of someone else!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Fart's glimmering shield.
Missed:
filled with sulphur."
Round 20
Fart 10
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> Fart
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD Magic Missile -> WhiteGoblin
Xonom 8
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP Anti Spell -> Fart
WhiteGoblin
(Xonom)
-
strikes Fart

Dead: MauveGoblin

Xonom says "Makes him forget everything, eh?"
Fart starts to look much better!
Fart loses the plot completely!
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards WhiteGoblin!
Fart looks very relieved.
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits WhiteGoblin.
WhiteGoblin strikes Fart!
WhiteGoblin dies.
Round 21
Fart 10
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#W
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#W
Xonom 8
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.S
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.S

Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Fart says "It's simpler this way."
Round 22
Fart 10
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WW
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WP Shield -> Fart
Xonom 8
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SF Confusion -> Fart
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SD Magic Missile -> Fart

Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Xonom says "It would be even simpler if you'd P/P now. Accept the
inevitable."
All of a sudden, Fart starts to find things rather confusing...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Fart!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Fart.
Missed:
inevitable."
Round 23
Fart
Confused
10
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWF
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPF
Xonom 8
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFF
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDW Permanency -> Xonom

Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Xonom says "Options, options..."
Fart says "While looking in the looking glass, Xonom says "It would be
even simpler if you'd P/P now." The only thing inevitable is your
frustration."
Fart is very confused...
Fart gets a gesture all mixed up!
Xonom prepares to make a spell permanent!
A blue halo appears above Xonom's head.
Missed:
even simpler if you'd P/P now." The only thing inevitable is your
frustration."
Round 24
Fart 10
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Xonom
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Xonom
Xonom
Permanency(3)
3
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFFF Paralysis -> Fart
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDWW

Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Xonom says "Even if you got lucky last turn, I'm not permanently
paralysed."
Fart says "How quaint."
Xonom's blue halo flares brightly as Xonom casts Paralysis!
Xonom's Paralysis spell takes hold of Fart.
Xonom is hit!
Xonom is hit, hard!
Xonom grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
Xonom flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Missed:
paralysed."
Round 25
Fart
PermanentlyParalyzed: Left hand
10
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWFPP Shield -> Fart
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPFD> stab -> Xonom
Xonom 2
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFFFC Disease -> Fart
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDWWC

Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Xonom says "Six rounds, one hand, no P. At least you have a reason to
stink." :)
Fart says "The moment of truth"
Fart's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Fart breaks out in spots.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart looks sicker...
Fart stabs Xonom!
Missed:
stink." :)
Round 26
Fart
PermanentlyParalyzed: Left hand
Diseased(5)
10
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWFPPP Shield -> Fart
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPFD>W
Xonom 2
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFFFCW
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDWWCP Shield -> Xonom

Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Xonom says "5 - and thankful you didn't snap."
Fart says "Xonom writes 'Six rounds, one hand, no P. At least you have
a reason to stink. :)', forgetting he has only two rounds to write
out his last will and testament."
Fart's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Fart intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart looks sicker...
Missed:
a reason to stink. :)', forgetting he has only two rounds to write
out his last will and testament."
Round 27
Fart
PermanentlyParalyzed: Left hand
Diseased(4)
10
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWFPPPP Shield -> Fart
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPFD>WF
Xonom 2
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFFFCWW
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDWWCPP Shield -> Xonom

Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Xonom says "Just try it, spotty boy!"
Fart says "You could take SEVEN baths in tomato juice, and still smell
like rotten eggs."
Fart's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Fart intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart looks sicker...
Missed:
like rotten eggs."
Round 28
Fart
PermanentlyParalyzed: Left hand
Diseased(3)
10
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWFPPPPP Shield -> Fart
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPFD>WFW
Xonom 2
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFFFCWWS Counter Spell -> Xonom
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDWWCPPW

Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Xonom says "2"
Fart says "Now: does Xonom live or die?"
Fart's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Fart intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
Xonom is surrounded by a hazy glow...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart looks sicker...
Round 29
Fart
PermanentlyParalyzed: Left hand
Diseased(2)
10
WWPCCWWPFDFPWPPSDFPW#WWFPPPPPP Shield -> Fart
SWDDCDPSDF->PSDDPPSD#WPFD>WFWP Shield -> Fart
Xonom 2
DSFWPFDWWSFWFPSDDWCD.SFFFCWWSW
PSDWWFPSDFPWPFDPSPFP.SDWWCPPWP Shield -> Xonom

Surrendered: Fart

Dead: WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Xonom says "1"
Fart says "Wicked would have been to cast C this turn. And you were
wrong: i was able to cast 5 Ps in a row, after telling me i
couldn't."
Fart's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Fart intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Xonom.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart looks sicker...
Fart holds up both hands in surrender!
Xonom is the victor...
Fart gets to live to fight another day.
Missed:
wrong: i was able to cast 5 Ps in a row, after telling me i
couldn't."