Battle 2862 between Tesla(Marcus) and Jolly_Eyeball(Eyeball)

Winner: Tesla

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28
Round 1
Jolly_Eyeball 15
W
D
Tesla 15
P Shield -> Tesla
D
Tesla says "Avast there, Jolly Eyeball!
Jolly_Eyeball says "Greetings - ho ho ho."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Tesla.
Round 2
Jolly_Eyeball 15
WP Shield -> Jolly_Eyeball
DS
Tesla 15
PS
DS
Tesla says "I'm opening traditional..."
Jolly_Eyeball says "I wish I'd researched this opening, ho ho ho."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Jolly_Eyeball.
Round 3
Jolly_Eyeball 14
WPS
DSF Confusion -> Tesla
Tesla 15
PSD Magic Missile -> Jolly_Eyeball
DSF Confusion -> Tesla
Tesla says "Let me see how cunning you are..."
Jolly_Eyeball says "I should have been more imaginative with right
hand, ho ho ho."
All of a sudden, Tesla starts to find things rather confusing...
Suddenly Tesla seems back to normal again!
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Jolly_Eyeball!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Jolly_Eyeball.
Missed:
hand, ho ho ho."
Round 4
Jolly_Eyeball 14
WPSD Magic Missile -> OrangeGoblin
DSFD
Tesla 15
PSDF Charm Person -> Jolly_Eyeball
DSFW Summon Goblin -> Tesla
OrangeGoblin
(Tesla) 		-
Jolly_Eyeball says "Not cunning enough, I saw that coming."
OrangeGoblin springs into being and rushes at Jolly_Eyeball.
Jolly_Eyeball starts to look persuaded by Tesla.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards OrangeGoblin!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits OrangeGoblin.
OrangeGoblin can't understand who to attack.
OrangeGoblin wanders aimlessly around the Circle.
OrangeGoblin dies.
Round 5
Jolly_Eyeball
Charmed: Left hand 		14
WPSD-
DSFDW
Tesla 15
PSDFF
DSFWF

Dead: OrangeGoblin

Jolly_Eyeball says "Do you know why they call me Jolly_Eyeball, ho ho
ho?"
Jolly_Eyeball's Left Hand is under the control of someone else!
Missed:
ho?"
Round 6
Jolly_Eyeball 12
WPSD-S
DSFDWP Shield -> Jolly_Eyeball
Tesla 15
PSDFFD
DSFWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Jolly_Eyeball

Dead: OrangeGoblin

Tesla says "Because Jolly_Roger might be misinterpreted?"
Jolly_Eyeball says "IT'S COS I'M SO F*****G JOLLY!!!!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Jolly_Eyeball.
Jolly_Eyeball is hit!
Jolly_Eyeball flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Round 7
Jolly_Eyeball 12
WPSD-SF
DSFDWPP Counter Spell -> Jolly_Eyeball
Tesla 15
PSDFFDS
DSFWFPS

Dead: OrangeGoblin

Jolly_Eyeball says "Good guessing in this turn could decide the game,
ho ho ho."
Jolly_Eyeball is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Missed:
ho ho ho."
Round 8
Jolly_Eyeball 12
WPSD-SFW Summon Goblin -> Jolly_Eyeball
DSFDWPPD
Tesla 14
PSDFFDSF Confusion -> Jolly_Eyeball
DSFWFPSF
MauveGoblin
(Jolly_Eyeball) 		1
strikes Tesla

Dead: OrangeGoblin

Tesla says "Still going for that Invisibility?"
Jolly_Eyeball says "That's what I would have done too, ho ho ho."
MauveGoblin springs into being and rushes at Tesla.
All of a sudden, Jolly_Eyeball starts to find things rather confusing...
Jolly_Eyeball sets MauveGoblin onto Tesla.
MauveGoblin strikes Tesla!
Round 9
Jolly_Eyeball
Confused 		8
WPSD-SFWW
DSFDWPPDC
Tesla 13
PSDFFDSFW Summon Goblin -> Tesla
DSFWFPSFW Summon Giant -> Tesla
YellowGiant
(Tesla) 		4
strikes Jolly_Eyeball
WhiteGoblin
(Tesla) 		1
strikes MauveGoblin
MauveGoblin
(Jolly_Eyeball) 		-
strikes Tesla

Dead: OrangeGoblin

Tesla says "Destroy him, my pets! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"
Jolly_Eyeball is very confused...
Jolly_Eyeball gets a gesture all mixed up!
WhiteGoblin springs into being and rushes at Jolly_Eyeball.
YellowGiant springs into being and rushes at Jolly_Eyeball.
Tesla sets WhiteGoblin onto MauveGoblin.
Tesla sets YellowGiant onto Jolly_Eyeball.
MauveGoblin strikes Tesla!
WhiteGoblin strikes MauveGoblin!
YellowGiant strikes Jolly_Eyeball!
MauveGoblin dies.
Round 10
Jolly_Eyeball 8
WPSD-SFWWP Protection -> Jolly_Eyeball
DSFDWPPDCW
Tesla 13
PSDFFDSFWP Shield -> Tesla
DSFWFPSFWW
YellowGiant
(Tesla) 		4
strikes Jolly_Eyeball
WhiteGoblin
(Tesla) 		1
strikes Jolly_Eyeball

Dead: OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin

Jolly_Eyeball says "Boo hoo hoo, ho ho ho."
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Jolly_Eyeball.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Tesla.
Tesla sets WhiteGoblin onto Jolly_Eyeball.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Jolly_Eyeball's glimmering shield.
YellowGiant is deflected by Jolly_Eyeball's glimmering shield.
Round 11
Jolly_Eyeball
Shielded(3) 		8
WPSD-SFWWPS
DSFDWPPDCWP Shield -> Tesla
Tesla 13
PSDFFDSFWPF
DSFWFPSFWWP Protection -> Tesla
YellowGiant
(Tesla) 		4
strikes Jolly_Eyeball
WhiteGoblin
(Tesla) 		1
strikes Jolly_Eyeball

Dead: OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin

Tesla says "By the way, did you know I invented alternating current?"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Tesla.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Tesla.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Jolly_Eyeball's glimmering shield.
YellowGiant is deflected by Jolly_Eyeball's glimmering shield.
Round 12
Jolly_Eyeball
Shielded(2) 		8
WPSD-SFWWPSD Magic Missile -> WhiteGoblin
DSFDWPPDCWPP Counter Spell -> Jolly_Eyeball
Tesla
Shielded(3) 		13
PSDFFDSFWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Jolly_Eyeball
DSFWFPSFWWPS
YellowGiant
(Tesla) 		4
strikes Jolly_Eyeball
WhiteGoblin
(Tesla) 		-
strikes Jolly_Eyeball

Dead: OrangeGoblin, MauveGoblin

Jolly_Eyeball says "Outguess me here for the giant, ho ho ho."
Jolly_Eyeball is surrounded by a hazy glow...
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards WhiteGoblin!
A jagged hole appears momentarily in the hazy glow surrounding Jolly_Eyeball.
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits WhiteGoblin.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by Jolly_Eyeball's hazy glow.
YellowGiant is deflected by Jolly_Eyeball's hazy glow.
WhiteGoblin dies.
Round 13
Jolly_Eyeball
Shielded 		8
WPSD-SFWWPSDW
DSFDWPPDCWPPW
Tesla
Shielded(2) 		13
PSDFFDSFWPFDS
DSFWFPSFWWPSD Magic Missile -> Jolly_Eyeball
YellowGiant
(Tesla) 		4
strikes Jolly_Eyeball

Dead: OrangeGoblin, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Tesla says "No! No! I am your master!"
Jolly_Eyeball says "Time for me to disappear, ho ho ho"
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Jolly_Eyeball!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Jolly_Eyeball.
YellowGiant is deflected by Jolly_Eyeball's glimmering shield.
Round 14
Jolly_Eyeball 8
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS Invisibility -> YellowGiant
DSFDWPPDCWPPWS
Tesla
Shielded 		13
PSDFFDSFWPFDSW
DSFWFPSFWWPSDF Charm Person -> Jolly_Eyeball
YellowGiant
(Tesla) 		-

Dead: OrangeGoblin, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Tesla says "Either you are lying or making a big mistake..."
Jolly_Eyeball says "Did I fool you? Ho ho ho"
Jolly_Eyeball starts to look persuaded by Tesla.
YellowGiant disappears in a puff of smoke!
Round 15
Jolly_Eyeball
Charmed: Left hand 		8
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSW
Tesla 13
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWF
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFP Shield -> Tesla

Dead: YellowGiant, OrangeGoblin, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Tesla says "Never seen that before! And no attack from the giant!"
Jolly_Eyeball says "Ho ho ho"
Jolly_Eyeball's Left Hand is under the control of someone else!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Tesla.
Round 16
Jolly_Eyeball 6
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-W
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSWP Shield -> Jolly_Eyeball
Tesla 15
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Jolly_Eyeball
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> Tesla

Dead: YellowGiant, OrangeGoblin, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Jolly_Eyeball says "Blindness does the same thing, ho ho ho."
Tesla starts to look much better!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Jolly_Eyeball.
Jolly_Eyeball is hit!
Tesla looks very relieved.
Jolly_Eyeball flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Round 17
Jolly_Eyeball 6
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-WW
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSWPS
Tesla 15
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWFPS
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFPWP Shield -> Tesla

Dead: YellowGiant, OrangeGoblin, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Tesla says "You know, AC really leaves DC for dead..."
Jolly_Eyeball says "Fumbled that last turn, ho ho ho."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Tesla.
Round 18
Jolly_Eyeball 6
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-WWP Protection -> Jolly_Eyeball
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSWPSF
Tesla 15
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWFPSD Magic Missile -> Jolly_Eyeball
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFPWPW

Dead: YellowGiant, OrangeGoblin, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Tesla says "I also have befriended aliens..."
Jolly_Eyeball says "I thought you were a bit AC/DC, ho ho ho"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Jolly_Eyeball.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Jolly_Eyeball!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Jolly_Eyeball.
Round 19
Jolly_Eyeball
Shielded(3) 		6
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-WWPD
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSWPSFW Summon Ogre -> Jolly_Eyeball
Tesla 15
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWFPSDP Shield -> Tesla
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFPWPWW
RedOgre
(Jolly_Eyeball) 		2
strikes Tesla

Dead: YellowGiant, MauveGoblin, OrangeGoblin, WhiteGoblin

RedOgre springs into being and rushes at Tesla.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Tesla.
RedOgre is deflected by Tesla's glimmering shield.
Round 20
Jolly_Eyeball
Shielded(2) 		6
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-WWPDW
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSWPSFWW
Tesla 15
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWFPSDPS
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFPWPWWP Protection -> Tesla
RedOgre
(Jolly_Eyeball) 		2
strikes Tesla

Dead: YellowGiant, MauveGoblin, OrangeGoblin, WhiteGoblin

A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Tesla.
RedOgre is deflected by Tesla's glimmering shield.
Round 21
Jolly_Eyeball
Shielded 		6
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-WWPDWW
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSWPSFWWP Protection -> Jolly_Eyeball
Tesla
Shielded(3) 		15
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWFPSDPSF
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFPWPWWPF
RedOgre
(Jolly_Eyeball) 		2
strikes Tesla

Dead: YellowGiant, MauveGoblin, OrangeGoblin, WhiteGoblin

A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Jolly_Eyeball.
RedOgre is deflected by Tesla's glimmering shield.
Round 22
Jolly_Eyeball
Shielded(3) 		6
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-WWPDWWS Counter Spell -> Tesla
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSWPSFWWPP Counter Spell -> Jolly_Eyeball
Tesla
Shielded(2) 		15
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWFPSDPSFW Summon Ogre -> Tesla
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFPWPWWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Jolly_Eyeball
RedOgre
(Jolly_Eyeball) 		2
strikes Tesla

Dead: YellowGiant, MauveGoblin, OrangeGoblin, WhiteGoblin

Tesla is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Jolly_Eyeball is surrounded by a hazy glow...
As a Ogre springs into being, it is absorbed by Tesla's hazy glow.
A jagged hole appears momentarily in the hazy glow surrounding Jolly_Eyeball.
Tesla wishes that someone would attack RedOgre.
RedOgre is deflected by Tesla's hazy glow.
Round 23
Jolly_Eyeball
Shielded(2) 		6
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-WWPDWWSW
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSWPSFWWPPW
Tesla
Shielded 		15
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWFPSDPSFWW
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFPWPWWPFDS
RedOgre
(Jolly_Eyeball) 		2
strikes Tesla

Dead: YellowGiant, MauveGoblin, OrangeGoblin, WhiteGoblin

RedOgre is deflected by Tesla's glimmering shield.
Round 24
Jolly_Eyeball
Shielded 		6
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-WWPDWWSWS Invisibility -> Jolly_Eyeball
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSWPSFWWPPWS
Tesla 15
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWFPSDPSFWWP Protection -> Tesla
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFPWPWWPFDSF Confusion -> Jolly_Eyeball
RedOgre
(Jolly_Eyeball) 		2
strikes Tesla

Dead: YellowGiant, MauveGoblin, OrangeGoblin, WhiteGoblin

Tesla says "Perhaps the predictable will be unpredicted..."
Jolly_Eyeball says "Now that I'm invisible I can escape, ho ho ho."
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Tesla.
All of a sudden, Jolly_Eyeball starts to find things rather confusing...
Jolly_Eyeball starts to look blurry around the edges!
RedOgre is deflected by Tesla's glimmering shield.
Jolly_Eyeball disappears!
Round 25
Jolly_Eyeball
Invisible(3)
Confused 		6
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-WWPDWWSWSD Magic Missile -> GreenGoblin
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSWPSFWWPPWSW
Tesla
Shielded(3) 		15
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWFPSDPSFWWPS
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFPWPWWPFDSFW Summon Goblin -> Tesla
GreenGoblin
(Tesla) 		-
strikes RedOgre
RedOgre
(Jolly_Eyeball) 		1
strikes GreenGoblin

Dead: YellowGiant, MauveGoblin, OrangeGoblin, WhiteGoblin

Tesla says "I'm slipping badly- did not even see the Invis coming!"
Jolly_Eyeball is very confused...
Jolly_Eyeball gets a gesture all mixed up!
GreenGoblin springs into being and rushes at Jolly_Eyeball.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards GreenGoblin!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits GreenGoblin.
Tesla sets GreenGoblin onto RedOgre.
Jolly_Eyeball sets RedOgre onto GreenGoblin.
RedOgre strikes GreenGoblin!
GreenGoblin strikes RedOgre!
GreenGoblin dies.
Round 26
Jolly_Eyeball
Invisible(2) 		6
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-WWPDWWSWSDF
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSWPSFWWPPWSWW
Tesla
Shielded(2) 		15
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWFPSDPSFWWPSF
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFPWPWWPFDSFW> stab -> RedOgre
RedOgre
(Jolly_Eyeball) 		-
strikes GreenGoblin

Dead: YellowGiant, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, OrangeGoblin

Jolly_Eyeball says "If you hadn't missed it you would've done the same
- no?"
Tesla stabs RedOgre!
RedOgre wanders around looking for someone called GreenGoblin.
RedOgre dies.
Missed:
- no?"
Round 27
Jolly_Eyeball
Invisible 		6
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-WWPDWWSWSDFS
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSWPSFWWPPWSWWF
Tesla
Shielded 		15
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWFPSDPSFWWPSFW Summon Ogre -> Tesla
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFPWPWWPFDSFW>W
PinkOgre
(Tesla) 		2
can't find Jolly_Eyeball

Dead: YellowGiant, RedOgre, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, OrangeGoblin

Tesla says "No, I think I would have tried to stop you..."
PinkOgre springs into being and rushes at Jolly_Eyeball.
PinkOgre rushes around angrily trying to find Jolly_Eyeball.
Round 28
Jolly_Eyeball 6
WPSD-SFWWPSDWS-WWPDWWSWSDFSP Shield -> Jolly_Eyeball
DSFDWPPDCWPPWSWPSFWWPPWSWWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Tesla
Tesla 13
PSDFFDSFWPFDSWFPSDPSFWWPSFWD
DSFWFPSFWWPSDFPWPWWPFDSFW>WF
PinkOgre
(Tesla) 		2
strikes Jolly_Eyeball

Surrendered: Jolly_Eyeball

Dead: YellowGiant, RedOgre, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin, GreenGoblin, OrangeGoblin

Jolly_Eyeball says "Mucked up my orders again - position is now
without hope."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Jolly_Eyeball.
Tesla is hit!
Tesla flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
PinkOgre is deflected by Jolly_Eyeball's glimmering shield.
Jolly_Eyeball holds up both hands in surrender!
Tesla is the victor...
Jolly_Eyeball gets to live to fight another day.
Missed:
without hope."