Battle 2929 between Rematch(Wolfance) and Fart(Morecai)

Winner: Fart

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
Round 1
Fart 15
W
S
Rematch 15
S
S
Rematch says "nomonsters? This shd be a good chal. For me"
Fart says "What do you have to say for yourself?"
Round 2
Fart 15
WP Shield -> Fart
SW
Rematch 15
SW
SP Shield -> Rematch
Rematch says "I rarely play nomonsters. Shd be fun"
Fart says "This will be a true 2 on 2 fight."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Rematch.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Round 3
Fart 15
WPP Counter Spell -> Fart
SWD Fear -> Rematch
Rematch 15
SWD Fear -> Rematch
SPF
Rematch says "that's true!"
Fart says "Whether it's a FEAR or a FART, the victim still makes the
same gestures."
Fart is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Suddenly, Rematch starts to look very frightened!
Suddenly Rematch seems back to normal again!
Missed:
same gestures."
Round 4
Fart 15
WPP-
SWD> stab -> Rematch
Rematch 14
SWDD
SPFP Anti Spell -> Fart
Rematch says "fear of fart cancels fart! Lol"
Fart says "You stunk yourself, gambling that i didn't go for a FIRE
STORM. Even your own LIGHTNING BOLT can't remove that stench."
Fart loses the plot completely!
Fart stabs Rematch!
Missed:
STORM. Even your own LIGHTNING BOLT can't remove that stench."
Round 5
Fart 15
WPP-#W
SWD>#> stab -> Rematch
Rematch 13
SWDD.S
SPFP.S
Rematch says "I cd have bolted , but I decided to have a bit of fun
here. Stupid probably..."
Fart says "Hmmmm, will this get me 3 credits for studying Current
Events?"
Fart stabs Rematch!
Missed:
here. Stupid probably..."
Events?"
Round 6
Fart 14
WPP-#WW
SWD>#>S
Rematch 13
SWDD.SF Confusion -> Fart
SPFP.SD Magic Missile -> Fart
Rematch says "always wanted to try this..."
Fart says "50/50 that your permanency will get through; 14% chance
your confusion fails; and i do not read acronyms: CD = Certificate
of Deposit?"
All of a sudden, Fart starts to find things rather confusing...
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Fart!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Fart.
Missed:
your confusion fails; and i do not read acronyms: CD = Certificate
of Deposit?"
Round 7
Fart
Confused 		14
WPP-#WWS Counter Spell -> Rematch
SWD>#>SP Shield -> Fart
Rematch 13
SWDD.SFF
SPFP.SDW Permanency -> Rematch
Rematch says "get confused, darn it!"
Fart says "You wanted to try your ultimate attack, to see if there was
an ultimate defence. Let's see where the spinning needle lands:"
Fart is very confused...
Fart gets a gesture all mixed up!
Rematch is surrounded by a hazy glow...
The hazy glow surrounding Rematch turns solid for a moment.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Missed:
an ultimate defence. Let's see where the spinning needle lands:"
Round 8
Fart 13
WPP-#WWSC
SWD>#>SPC
Rematch 13
SWDD.SFFF Paralysis -> Fart
SPFP.SDW> stab -> Fart
Rematch says "had to try"
Fart says "It's not a total loss; i cannot stop your paralysis or
disease. But i'm not without my resources...."
Rematch's Paralysis spell takes hold of Fart.
Rematch stabs Fart!
Missed:
disease. But i'm not without my resources...."
Round 9
Fart
Paralyzed: Left hand 		13
WPP-#WWSCF
SWD>#>SPCD
Rematch 13
SWDD.SFFFC Disease -> Fart
SPFP.SDW>C
Rematch says "at least you can see I've improved somewhat."
Fart says "When paralysed, w becomes p, s becomes d, and c becomes....
Had your PERMANENCY succeeded, it would have created a bigger stink:
For you."
Fart's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Fart breaks out in spots.
Fart looks sicker...
Missed:
Had your PERMANENCY succeeded, it would have created a bigger stink:
For you."
Round 10
Fart
Diseased(5) 		13
WPP-#WWSCF> stab -> Rematch
SWD>#>SPCDP Shield -> Fart
Rematch 12
SWDD.SFFFCW Magic Mirror -> Rematch
SPFP.SDW>CW
Fart says "Since i never duelled REMATCH before, i can't tell whether
REMATCH has improved. As for Wolfie, he has to develop a follow-up;
what to do after his opening succeeds, and what to do after it
fails."
Rematch is covered by a shimmering glow.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart looks sicker...
Fart stabs Rematch!
Missed:
REMATCH has improved. As for Wolfie, he has to develop a follow-up;
what to do after his opening succeeds, and what to do after it
fails."
Round 11
Fart
Diseased(4) 		13
WPP-#WWSCF>> stab -> Rematch
SWD>#>SPCDPW Dispel Magic -> Fart
Rematch 11
SWDD.SFFFCWW
SPFP.SDW>CWP Shield -> Rematch
Fart says "MAGIC MIRROR offers no protection against physical
attacks."
An ethereal shock wave emanates from Fart,
leaving all enchantments crumbling in its wake!
The shock wave concentrates into a shield like formation
around Fart.
Suddenly Rematch seems completely ordinary again!
Suddenly Fart seems completely ordinary again!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
Fart stabs Rematch!
Missed:
attacks."
Round 12
Fart 13
WPP-#WWSCF>>W
SWD>#>SPCDPWW
Rematch 11
SWDD.SFFFCWWP Protection -> Rematch
SPFP.SDW>CWPF
Rematch says "I know..."
Fart says "When you have a "free" gesture, (ie: before clapping),
think about what you can do a few turns later."
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Rematch.
Missed:
think about what you can do a few turns later."
Round 13
Fart 13
WPP-#WWSCF>>WW
SWD>#>SPCDPWWS Counter Spell -> Fart
Rematch
Shielded(3) 		11
SWDD.SFFFCWWPW
SPFP.SDW>CWPFP Shield -> Rematch
Rematch says "oops, typo"
Fart says "Let's see what you have in mind. How was Lance's supper?"
Fart is surrounded by a hazy glow...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Rematch.
Round 14
Fart 13
WPP-#WWSCF>>WWP Protection -> Fart
SWD>#>SPCDPWWSW
Rematch
Shielded(2) 		11
SWDD.SFFFCWWPWP Shield -> Rematch
SPFP.SDW>CWPFPS
Rematch says "dinner was simple, cheese sticks and cinn rolls."
Fart says "+eyes bulging+ . . . +shaking head violently+"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Fart.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Rematch.
Round 15
Fart
Shielded(3) 		13
WPP-#WWSCF>>WWPF
SWD>#>SPCDPWWSWD Fear -> Rematch
Rematch
Shielded 		11
SWDD.SFFFCWWPWPF
SPFP.SDW>CWPFPSD Magic Missile -> Fart
Fart says "This IS nomonsters tome, you couldn't be casting ANTI SPELL
now."
Suddenly, Rematch starts to look very frightened!
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Fart!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Fart.
Missed:
now."
Round 16
Fart
Shielded(2) 		13
WPP-#WWSCF>>WWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Rematch
SWD>#>SPCDPWWSWDD
Rematch
Afraid 		8
SWDD.SFFFCWWPWPFP Shield -> Rematch
SPFP.SDW>CWPFPSDW
Rematch says "no antispell in nomonster spellbook??"
Fart says "Some flatulance is so potent, even i find it stinky! But
that one should blast you away!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Rematch.
Rematch is hit, hard!
Rematch grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
Missed:
that one should blast you away!"
Round 17
Fart
Shielded 		13
WPP-#WWSCF>>WWPFDC Lightning Bolt -> Rematch
SWD>#>SPCDPWWSWDDC
Rematch 3
SWDD.SFFFCWWPWPFPW
SPFP.SDW>CWPFPSDWW
Fart says "ANTI is SPFP and SPFPSDW is PERMANENCY. You went Left:
CWWPWPFP, Right: CWPFPSDW; look at your gestures below if you don't
believe me."
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Rematch!
Rematch gets zapped!
Missed:
CWWPWPFP, Right: CWPFPSDW; look at your gestures below if you don't
believe me."
Round 18
Fart 13
WPP-#WWSCF>>WWPFDCW Magic Mirror -> Fart
SWD>#>SPCDPWWSWDDCW
Rematch 3
SWDD.SFFFCWWPWPFPWF
SPFP.SDW>CWPFPSDWWP Protection -> Rematch
Rematch says "I just reversed my orders now. I give up"
Fart says "Little late for poison, wouldn't you think?"
Fart is covered by a shimmering glow.
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Rematch.
Round 19
Fart 11
WPP-#WWSCF>>WWPFDCWW
SWD>#>SPCDPWWSWDDCWS
Rematch
Shielded(3) 		3
SWDD.SFFFCWWPWPFPWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Fart
SPFP.SDW>CWPFPSDWWPP Counter Spell -> Rematch

Surrendered: Rematch

Rematch says "what fun, rematch?"
Fart says "+Looks left+...+Looks right+...+Looks behind+ Nobody else
to attack."
Rematch is surrounded by a hazy glow...
Fart is hit!
Fart flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Rematch holds up both hands in surrender!
Fart is the victor...
Rematch gets to live to fight another day.
Missed:
to attack."