Battle 3535 between Lister(Asdpikas) and Dodecahedral(Diamond)

Winner: Lister

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
Round 1
Dodecahedral 15
S
D
Lister 15
S
S
Dodecahedral says "Greetings, and good luck. Have you played before?"
Round 2
Dodecahedral 15
SP Shield -> Dodecahedral
DS
Lister 15
SF
SW
Lister says "new at this, i played a couple of games months ago with a
friend,thats all"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Dodecahedral.
Missed:
friend,thats all"
Round 3
Dodecahedral 14
SPF
DSF Confusion -> Lister
Lister 15
SFW Summon Goblin -> Lister
SWD Fear -> Lister
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
1
strikes Dodecahedral
Dodecahedral says "Ah. You know, Lister isn't too hard without his
pack of followers."
BlueGoblin springs into being and rushes at Dodecahedral.
Suddenly, Lister starts to look very frightened!
Suddenly Lister seems back to normal again!
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
Missed:
pack of followers."
Round 4
Dodecahedral 13
SPFP Anti Spell -> Lister
DSFF
Lister 15
SFW> stab -> no one
SWDP Shield -> BlueGoblin
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
1
strikes Dodecahedral
Lister says "still, lister can hit u with one of his chicken
vindaloos"
Lister loses the plot completely!
A glimmering shield appears in front of BlueGoblin.
With dagger clenched in left hand, Lister stabs aimlessly.
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
Missed:
vindaloos"
Round 5
Dodecahedral 12
SPFP.S
DSFF.F Paralysis -> Lister
Lister 15
SFW>#W
SWDP#F
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
1
strikes Dodecahedral
Dodecahedral says "Oh no, you're that Lister? Egads. Where's Stabim
when you need him?"
Dodecahedral's Paralysis spell takes hold of Lister.
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
Missed:
when you need him?"
Round 6
Dodecahedral 11
SPFP.SC Disease -> Lister
DSFF.FC
Lister
Paralyzed: Left hand
15
SFW>#WP Shield -> Lister
SWDP#FF
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
1
strikes Dodecahedral
Lister says ":)"
Dodecahedral says "And, your vindaloos are vended. Remember, you
failed your chef exam!"
Lister's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Lister intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
Lister breaks out in spots.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
Lister looks sicker...
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
Missed:
failed your chef exam!"
Round 7
Dodecahedral 10
SPFP.SCW Magic Mirror -> Dodecahedral
DSFF.FCW
Lister
Diseased(5)
15
SFW>#WPC
SWDP#FFC
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
1
strikes Dodecahedral
Lister says "smeg! u got me there! But i can play pool with planets"
Dodecahedral says "Did that show ever 'end'? I never saw a final
episode."
Dodecahedral is covered by a shimmering glow.
Lister looks sicker...
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
Missed:
episode."
Round 8
Dodecahedral 10
SPFP.SCWF
DSFF.FCWP Shield -> Dodecahedral
Lister
Diseased(4)
15
SFW>#WPCD
SWDP#FFCP Shield -> Lister
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
1
strikes Dodecahedral
Lister says "yes, it lasted 8 series, ended on episode 'back in the
red III'"
Dodecahedral says "ARGH, I knew I forgot something. ...I forgot the
Listerine!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Dodecahedral.
Lister looks sicker...
BlueGoblin is deflected by Dodecahedral's glimmering shield.
Missed:
red III'"
Listerine!"
Round 9
Dodecahedral 9
SPFP.SCWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Lister
DSFF.FCWPS
Lister
Diseased(3)
13
SFW>#WPCDP Shield -> Lister
SWDP#FFCPS
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
1
strikes Dodecahedral
Lister says "Listerine? :S"
Dodecahedral says "*8* seasons? Egads. I need more, more!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
Lister is hit!
Lister flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Lister looks sicker...
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
Round 10
Dodecahedral 8
SPFP.SCWFPS
DSFF.FCWPSD Magic Missile -> Lister
Lister
Diseased(2)
13
SFW>#WPCDPW Dispel Magic -> Lister
SWDP#FFCPSD Magic Missile -> Dodecahedral
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
-
strikes Dodecahedral
Lister says "a movie is in project :D"
An ethereal shock wave emanates from Lister,
leaving all enchantments crumbling in its wake!
The shock wave concentrates into a shield like formation
around Lister.
Suddenly Lister seems completely ordinary again!
Suddenly Dodecahedral seems completely ordinary again!
BlueGoblin shrivels under the impact of the shock wave!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
BlueGoblin dies.
Round 11
Dodecahedral 8
SPFP.SCWFPSD Magic Missile -> Lister
DSFF.FCWPSDF Charm Person -> Dodecahedral
Lister 13
SFW>#WPCDPWP Shield -> Lister
SWDP#FFCPSDF Charm Person -> Lister

Dead: BlueGoblin

Dodecahedral says "They'd better hurry - you and Rimsey aren't getting
any younger."
Lister starts to look persuaded by Lister.
Dodecahedral starts to look persuaded by Dodecahedral.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Lister!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Lister.
Missed:
any younger."
Round 12
Dodecahedral
Charmed
8
SPFP.SCWFPSDS
DSFF.FCWPSDFF
Lister
Charmed
13
SFW>#WPCDPWPP Counter Spell -> Lister
SWDP#FFCPSDFW Cure Light Wounds -> Lister

Dead: BlueGoblin

Lister says "a legend never gets old ;)"
Lister is surrounded by a hazy glow...
The hazy glow surrounding Lister thickens slightly.
Round 13
Dodecahedral 8
SPFP.SCWFPSDSF Confusion -> Lister
DSFF.FCWPSDFFD
Lister 13
SFW>#WPCDPWPPS
SWDP#FFCPSDFWW

Dead: BlueGoblin

Dodecahedral says "Ah yes, the Legend of the Red Dwarf. Right up there
with Zelda."
All of a sudden, Lister starts to find things rather confusing...
Missed:
with Zelda."
Round 14
Dodecahedral 8
SPFP.SCWFPSDSFW Summon Goblin -> Dodecahedral
DSFF.FCWPSDFFDD Lightning Bolt -> Lister
Lister
Confused
13
SFW>#WPCDPWPPSF
SWDP#FFCPSDFWWS Counter Spell -> Lister
OrangeGoblin
(Dodecahedral)
1
strikes Lister

Dead: BlueGoblin

Lister says "We are legion, us legends"
Dodecahedral says "I wish i knew which hand was going to wobble."
Lister is very confused...
Lister gets a gesture all mixed up!
Lister is surrounded by a hazy glow...
OrangeGoblin springs into being and rushes at Lister.
The hazy glow around Lister crackles as it absorbs
Dodecahedral's Lightning Bolt
OrangeGoblin is deflected by Lister's hazy glow.
Missed:
The hazy glow around Lister crackles as it absorbs
Dodecahedral's Lightning Bolt
Round 15
Dodecahedral 8
SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWW
DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDP Shield -> Dodecahedral
Lister 13
SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFW Summon Ogre -> Lister
SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSP Shield -> Lister
OrangeGoblin
(Dodecahedral)
-
strikes Lister
MauveOgre
(Lister)
2
strikes OrangeGoblin

Dead: BlueGoblin

Dodecahedral says "Blarg this game looks quite grim." :/
MauveOgre springs into being and rushes at Dodecahedral.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Dodecahedral.
Lister sets MauveOgre onto OrangeGoblin.
OrangeGoblin is deflected by Lister's glimmering shield.
MauveOgre strikes OrangeGoblin!
OrangeGoblin dies.
Round 16
Dodecahedral 8
SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWP Protection -> Dodecahedral
DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPS
Lister 13
SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWD
SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPF
MauveOgre
(Lister)
2
strikes Dodecahedral

Dead: OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin

Dodecahedral says "Sad thing is, you'd be dead now if I hadn't screwed
up." :O
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Dodecahedral.
Lister sets MauveOgre onto Dodecahedral.
MauveOgre is deflected by Dodecahedral's glimmering shield.
Missed:
up." :O
Round 17
Dodecahedral
Shielded(3)
8
SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPP Counter Spell -> Dodecahedral
DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSD Magic Missile -> Lister
Lister 12
SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDD
SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFP Anti Spell -> Dodecahedral
MauveOgre
(Lister)
2
strikes Dodecahedral

Dead: OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin

Dodecahedral is surrounded by a hazy glow...
The hazy glow around Dodecahedral dims for a moment.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Lister!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Lister.
MauveOgre is deflected by Dodecahedral's hazy glow.
Round 18
Dodecahedral
Shielded(2)
3
SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPPS
DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSDD Charm Monster -> MauveOgre
Lister 10
SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDDC Lightning Bolt -> Dodecahedral
SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFPC
MauveOgre
(Dodecahedral)
2
strikes Lister

Dead: OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin

Dodecahedral says "This is going to hurt me, more than it hurts you."
:p
MauveOgre seems quite enchanted by Dodecahedral.
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Dodecahedral!
Dodecahedral gets zapped!
MauveOgre looks to Dodecahedral for guidance.
Dodecahedral sets MauveOgre onto Lister.
MauveOgre strikes Lister!
Missed:
:p
Round 19
Dodecahedral
Shielded
3
SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPPSD Magic Missile -> Lister
DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSDDF
Lister 10
SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDDCD
SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFPCP Shield -> Lister
MauveOgre
(Dodecahedral)
2
strikes Lister

Dead: OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin

A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Lister!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Lister.
MauveOgre is deflected by Lister's glimmering shield.
Round 20
Dodecahedral 3
SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPPSDF Charm Person -> Lister
DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSDDFF
Lister 10
SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDDCDP Shield -> Lister
SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFPCPS
MauveOgre
(Dodecahedral)
2
strikes Lister

Dead: OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin

Lister starts to look persuaded by Dodecahedral.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
MauveOgre is deflected by Lister's glimmering shield.
Round 21
Dodecahedral 3
SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPPSDFF
DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSDDFFF Paralysis -> Lister
Lister
Charmed: Right hand
10
SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDDCDPW Dispel Magic -> Lister
SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFPCPSC
MauveOgre
(Dodecahedral)
-
strikes Lister

Dead: OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin

Lister's Right Hand is under the control of someone else!
An ethereal shock wave emanates from Lister,
leaving all enchantments crumbling in its wake!
The shock wave concentrates into a shield like formation
around Lister.
Suddenly Lister seems completely ordinary again!
Suddenly Dodecahedral seems completely ordinary again!
MauveOgre shrivels under the impact of the shock wave!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
MauveOgre is deflected by Lister's glimmering shield.
MauveOgre dies.
Round 22
Dodecahedral 3
SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPPSDFFD
DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSDDFFFP Shield -> Dodecahedral
Lister 10
SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDDCDPWP Shield -> Lister
SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFPCPSCS

Dead: MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin

Dodecahedral says "ARGH, what was I thinking???"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Dodecahedral.
Round 23
Dodecahedral -
SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPPSDFFDD Lightning Bolt -> Lister
DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSDDFFFPS
Lister 5
SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDDCDPWPF
SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFPCPSCSD Magic Missile -> Dodecahedral

Dead: MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin

Lister says "dunno... been waiting..."
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Dodecahedral!
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Lister!
Lister gets zapped!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Dodecahedral.
Dodecahedral forfeits the match for being too slow.
Done.