Battle 3535 between Lister(Asdpikas) and Dodecahedral(Diamond)
Winner: Lister
Go to round:
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Round 1
| Dodecahedral
|
15 |
|
| Lister
|
15 |
|
Dodecahedral says "Greetings, and good luck. Have you played before?"
Round 2
| Dodecahedral
|
15 |
| SP |
Shield -> Dodecahedral |
| DS |
|
| Lister
|
15 |
|
Lister says "new at this, i played a couple of games months ago with a
friend,thats all"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Dodecahedral.
Missed:
friend,thats all"
Round 3
| Dodecahedral
|
14 |
| SPF |
| DSF |
Confusion -> Lister |
|
| Lister
|
15 |
| SFW |
Summon Goblin -> Lister |
| SWD |
Fear -> Lister |
|
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
|
1 |
|
Dodecahedral says "Ah. You know, Lister isn't too hard without his
pack of followers."
BlueGoblin springs into being and rushes at Dodecahedral.
Suddenly, Lister starts to look very frightened!
Suddenly Lister seems back to normal again!
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
Missed:
pack of followers."
Round 4
| Dodecahedral
|
13 |
| SPFP |
Anti Spell -> Lister |
| DSFF |
|
| Lister
|
15 |
| SFW> |
stab -> no one |
| SWDP |
Shield -> BlueGoblin |
|
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
|
1 |
|
Lister says "still, lister can hit u with one of his chicken
vindaloos"
Lister loses the plot completely!
A glimmering shield appears in front of BlueGoblin.
With dagger clenched in left hand, Lister stabs aimlessly.
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
Missed:
vindaloos"
Round 5
| Dodecahedral
|
12 |
| SPFP.S |
| DSFF.F |
Paralysis -> Lister |
|
| Lister
|
15 |
|
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
|
1 |
|
Dodecahedral says "Oh no, you're that Lister? Egads. Where's Stabim
when you need him?"
Dodecahedral's Paralysis spell takes hold of Lister.
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
Missed:
when you need him?"
Round 6
| Dodecahedral
|
11 |
| SPFP.SC |
Disease -> Lister |
| DSFF.FC |
|
Lister
Paralyzed: Left hand
|
15 |
| SFW>#WP |
Shield -> Lister |
| SWDP#FF |
|
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
|
1 |
|
Lister says ":)"
Dodecahedral says "And, your vindaloos are vended. Remember, you
failed your chef exam!"
Lister's Left Hand is paralyzed!
Luckily, Lister intended to repeat the gesture anyhow!
Lister breaks out in spots.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
Lister looks sicker...
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
Missed:
failed your chef exam!"
Round 7
| Dodecahedral
|
10 |
| SPFP.SCW |
Magic Mirror -> Dodecahedral |
| DSFF.FCW |
|
Lister
Diseased(5)
|
15 |
|
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
|
1 |
|
Lister says "smeg! u got me there! But i can play pool with planets"
Dodecahedral says "Did that show ever 'end'? I never saw a final
episode."
Dodecahedral is covered by a shimmering glow.
Lister looks sicker...
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
Missed:
episode."
Round 8
| Dodecahedral
|
10 |
| SPFP.SCWF |
| DSFF.FCWP |
Shield -> Dodecahedral |
|
Lister
Diseased(4)
|
15 |
| SFW>#WPCD |
| SWDP#FFCP |
Shield -> Lister |
|
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
|
1 |
|
Lister says "yes, it lasted 8 series, ended on episode 'back in the
red III'"
Dodecahedral says "ARGH, I knew I forgot something. ...I forgot the
Listerine!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Dodecahedral.
Lister looks sicker...
BlueGoblin is deflected by Dodecahedral's glimmering shield.
Missed:
red III'"
Listerine!"
Round 9
| Dodecahedral
|
9 |
| SPFP.SCWFP |
Cause Light Wounds -> Lister |
| DSFF.FCWPS |
|
Lister
Diseased(3)
|
13 |
| SFW>#WPCDP |
Shield -> Lister |
| SWDP#FFCPS |
|
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
|
1 |
|
Lister says "Listerine?¿ :S"
Dodecahedral says "*8* seasons? Egads. I need more, more!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
Lister is hit!
Lister flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Lister looks sicker...
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
Round 10
| Dodecahedral
|
8 |
| SPFP.SCWFPS |
| DSFF.FCWPSD |
Magic Missile -> Lister |
|
Lister
Diseased(2)
|
13 |
| SFW>#WPCDPW |
Dispel Magic -> Lister |
| SWDP#FFCPSD |
Magic Missile -> Dodecahedral |
|
BlueGoblin
(Lister)
|
- |
|
Lister says "a movie is in project :D"
An ethereal shock wave emanates from Lister,
leaving all enchantments crumbling in its wake!
The shock wave concentrates into a shield like formation
around Lister.
Suddenly Lister seems completely ordinary again!
Suddenly Dodecahedral seems completely ordinary again!
BlueGoblin shrivels under the impact of the shock wave!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
BlueGoblin strikes Dodecahedral!
BlueGoblin dies.
Round 11
| Dodecahedral
|
8 |
| SPFP.SCWFPSD |
Magic Missile -> Lister |
| DSFF.FCWPSDF |
Charm Person -> Dodecahedral |
|
| Lister
|
13 |
| SFW>#WPCDPWP |
Shield -> Lister |
| SWDP#FFCPSDF |
Charm Person -> Lister |
|
Dead: BlueGoblin
Dodecahedral says "They'd better hurry - you and Rimsey aren't getting
any younger."
Lister starts to look persuaded by Lister.
Dodecahedral starts to look persuaded by Dodecahedral.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Lister!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Lister.
Missed:
any younger."
Round 12
Dodecahedral
Charmed
|
8 |
| SPFP.SCWFPSDS |
| DSFF.FCWPSDFF |
|
Lister
Charmed
|
13 |
| SFW>#WPCDPWPP |
Counter Spell -> Lister |
| SWDP#FFCPSDFW |
Cure Light Wounds -> Lister |
|
Dead: BlueGoblin
Lister says "a legend never gets old ;)"
Lister is surrounded by a hazy glow...
The hazy glow surrounding Lister thickens slightly.
Round 13
| Dodecahedral
|
8 |
| SPFP.SCWFPSDSF |
Confusion -> Lister |
| DSFF.FCWPSDFFD |
|
| Lister
|
13 |
| SFW>#WPCDPWPPS |
| SWDP#FFCPSDFWW |
|
Dead: BlueGoblin
Dodecahedral says "Ah yes, the Legend of the Red Dwarf. Right up there
with Zelda."
All of a sudden, Lister starts to find things rather confusing...
Missed:
with Zelda."
Round 14
| Dodecahedral
|
8 |
| SPFP.SCWFPSDSFW |
Summon Goblin -> Dodecahedral |
| DSFF.FCWPSDFFDD |
Lightning Bolt -> Lister |
|
Lister
Confused
|
13 |
| SFW>#WPCDPWPPSF |
| SWDP#FFCPSDFWWS |
Counter Spell -> Lister |
|
OrangeGoblin
(Dodecahedral)
|
1 |
|
Dead: BlueGoblin
Lister says "We are legion, us legends"
Dodecahedral says "I wish i knew which hand was going to wobble."
Lister is very confused...
Lister gets a gesture all mixed up!
Lister is surrounded by a hazy glow...
OrangeGoblin springs into being and rushes at Lister.
The hazy glow around Lister crackles as it absorbs
Dodecahedral's Lightning Bolt
OrangeGoblin is deflected by Lister's hazy glow.
Missed:
The hazy glow around Lister crackles as it absorbs
Dodecahedral's Lightning Bolt
Round 15
| Dodecahedral
|
8 |
| SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWW |
| DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDP |
Shield -> Dodecahedral |
|
| Lister
|
13 |
| SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFW |
Summon Ogre -> Lister |
| SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSP |
Shield -> Lister |
|
OrangeGoblin
(Dodecahedral)
|
- |
|
MauveOgre
(Lister)
|
2 |
|
Dead: BlueGoblin
Dodecahedral says "Blarg this game looks quite grim." :/
MauveOgre springs into being and rushes at Dodecahedral.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Dodecahedral.
Lister sets MauveOgre onto OrangeGoblin.
OrangeGoblin is deflected by Lister's glimmering shield.
MauveOgre strikes OrangeGoblin!
OrangeGoblin dies.
Round 16
| Dodecahedral
|
8 |
| SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWP |
Protection -> Dodecahedral |
| DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPS |
|
| Lister
|
13 |
| SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWD |
| SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPF |
|
MauveOgre
(Lister)
|
2 |
|
Dead: OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin
Dodecahedral says "Sad thing is, you'd be dead now if I hadn't screwed
up." :O
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Dodecahedral.
Lister sets MauveOgre onto Dodecahedral.
MauveOgre is deflected by Dodecahedral's glimmering shield.
Missed:
up." :O
Round 17
Dodecahedral
Shielded(3)
|
8 |
| SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPP |
Counter Spell -> Dodecahedral |
| DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSD |
Magic Missile -> Lister |
|
| Lister
|
12 |
| SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDD |
| SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFP |
Anti Spell -> Dodecahedral |
|
MauveOgre
(Lister)
|
2 |
|
Dead: OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin
Dodecahedral is surrounded by a hazy glow...
The hazy glow around Dodecahedral dims for a moment.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Lister!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Lister.
MauveOgre is deflected by Dodecahedral's hazy glow.
Round 18
Dodecahedral
Shielded(2)
|
3 |
| SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPPS |
| DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSDD |
Charm Monster -> MauveOgre |
|
| Lister
|
10 |
| SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDDC |
Lightning Bolt -> Dodecahedral |
| SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFPC |
|
MauveOgre
(Dodecahedral)
|
2 |
|
Dead: OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin
Dodecahedral says "This is going to hurt me, more than it hurts you."
:p
MauveOgre seems quite enchanted by Dodecahedral.
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Dodecahedral!
Dodecahedral gets zapped!
MauveOgre looks to Dodecahedral for guidance.
Dodecahedral sets MauveOgre onto Lister.
MauveOgre strikes Lister!
Missed:
:p
Round 19
Dodecahedral
Shielded
|
3 |
| SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPPSD |
Magic Missile -> Lister |
| DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSDDF |
|
| Lister
|
10 |
| SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDDCD |
| SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFPCP |
Shield -> Lister |
|
MauveOgre
(Dodecahedral)
|
2 |
|
Dead: OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Lister!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Lister.
MauveOgre is deflected by Lister's glimmering shield.
Round 20
| Dodecahedral
|
3 |
| SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPPSDF |
Charm Person -> Lister |
| DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSDDFF |
|
| Lister
|
10 |
| SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDDCDP |
Shield -> Lister |
| SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFPCPS |
|
MauveOgre
(Dodecahedral)
|
2 |
|
Dead: OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin
Lister starts to look persuaded by Dodecahedral.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
MauveOgre is deflected by Lister's glimmering shield.
Round 21
| Dodecahedral
|
3 |
| SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPPSDFF |
| DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSDDFFF |
Paralysis -> Lister |
|
Lister
Charmed: Right hand
|
10 |
| SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDDCDPW |
Dispel Magic -> Lister |
| SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFPCPSC |
|
MauveOgre
(Dodecahedral)
|
- |
|
Dead: OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin
Lister's Right Hand is under the control of someone else!
An ethereal shock wave emanates from Lister,
leaving all enchantments crumbling in its wake!
The shock wave concentrates into a shield like formation
around Lister.
Suddenly Lister seems completely ordinary again!
Suddenly Dodecahedral seems completely ordinary again!
MauveOgre shrivels under the impact of the shock wave!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
MauveOgre is deflected by Lister's glimmering shield.
MauveOgre dies.
Round 22
| Dodecahedral
|
3 |
| SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPPSDFFD |
| DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSDDFFFP |
Shield -> Dodecahedral |
|
| Lister
|
10 |
| SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDDCDPWP |
Shield -> Lister |
| SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFPCPSCS |
|
Dead: MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin
Dodecahedral says "ARGH, what was I thinking???"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Lister.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Dodecahedral.
Round 23
| Dodecahedral
|
- |
| SPFP.SCWFPSDSFWWPPSDFFDD |
Lightning Bolt -> Lister |
| DSFF.FCWPSDFFDDPSDDFFFPS |
|
| Lister
|
5 |
| SFW>#WPCDPWPPSFWDDCDPWPF |
| SWDP#FFCPSDFWWSPFPCPSCSD |
Magic Missile -> Dodecahedral |
|
Dead: MauveOgre, OrangeGoblin, BlueGoblin
Lister says "dunno... been waiting..."
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Dodecahedral!
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Lister!
Lister gets zapped!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Dodecahedral.
Dodecahedral forfeits the match for being too slow.
Done.