Battle 3536 between Elongated(Diamond) and Darius(Coriolis)

Winner: Elongated

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5

P	Shield -> Darius
S

>	stab -> Darius
D

Elongated says "Greetings, and good luck!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Darius.
Elongated's left stab is deflected by Darius's glimmering shield.

Elongated says "A shield?! OMG. You're psychic! I must wear my tinfoil
cap!"
Darius says "And good luck to you!"
Missed:
cap!"

>WF
DSF	Confusion -> Darius

Darius says "Use gold, it doesn't tarnish. Now which is left again?"
All of a sudden, Darius starts to find things rather confusing...

Darius
Confused

PDSF	Confusion -> PinkGoblin
SSWS

>WFP	Cause Light Wounds -> Darius
DSFW	Summon Goblin -> Elongated

PinkGoblin
(Elongated)
Confused

strikes Elongated

Elongated says "I'll just make a new one out of whatever's left. No,
your other left!"
Darius says "Oh gods of probability, bless this turn!"
Darius is very confused...
Darius gets a gesture all mixed up!
PinkGoblin springs into being and rushes at Darius.
All of a sudden, PinkGoblin starts to find things rather confusing...
Darius is hit!
Darius flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
PinkGoblin looks rather confused!
PinkGoblin strikes Elongated!
Missed:
your other left!"

PDSFP	Shield -> Darius
SSWSP	Shield -> Darius

>WFPS
DSFWP	Shield -> PinkGoblin

PinkGoblin
(Elongated)

Surrendered: Darius

Elongated says "The trouble with goblins is, they're not people."
Darius says "Stupid order format - order change format is VERY
confusing"
A glimmering shield appears in front of PinkGoblin.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Darius.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Darius.
PinkGoblin can't understand who to attack.
PinkGoblin wanders aimlessly around the Circle.
Darius holds up both hands in surrender!
Elongated is the victor...
Darius gets to live to fight another day.
Missed:
confusing"