Battle 3870 between DJ(Dave) and CheeseFries2(Schlopstakovich)

Winner: CheeseFries2

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15T 15 16 17
Round 1
CheeseFries2 15
> stab -> DJ
P Shield -> CheeseFries2
DJ 15
P Shield -> DJ
D
DJ says "they say my cu account lasts till october, shnizzle"
CheeseFries2 says "DJ, don't hurt me....."
A glimmering shield appears in front of DJ.
A glimmering shield appears in front of CheeseFries2.
CheeseFries2's left stab is deflected by DJ's glimmering shield.
Round 2
CheeseFries2 15
>P Shield -> CheeseFries2
PS
DJ 15
PS
DP Shield -> DJ
DJ says "duddles has stinky pants"
CheeseFries2 says "I HATE your diseased opening."
A glimmering shield appears in front of DJ.
A glimmering shield appears in front of CheeseFries2.
Round 3
CheeseFries2 15
>PP Shield -> CheeseFries2
PSD Magic Missile -> DJ
DJ 14
PSF
DPP Amnesia -> CheeseFries2
DJ says "the only thing diseased here is your mind!"
CheeseFries2 says "No disease, eh?"
CheeseFries2 starts to look a little dopey.
A glimmering shield appears in front of CheeseFries2.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards DJ!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits DJ.
CheeseFries2's mind is a complete blank!
CheeseFries2 can do nothing but repeat last round's gestures,
while trying to remember what is going on!
Round 4
CheeseFries2
Forgetful 		15
>PPP Shield -> CheeseFries2
PSDD Charm Monster -> WhiteGoblin
DJ 14
PSFW Summon Goblin -> DJ
DPPW
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
DJ says "PPP is not a spell doofus!"
CheeseFries2 says "That Ogre is mine!"
Looking dopey, CheeseFries2 repeats last round's gestures!
WhiteGoblin springs into being and rushes at CheeseFries2.
WhiteGoblin seems quite enchanted by CheeseFries2.
A glimmering shield appears in front of CheeseFries2.
WhiteGoblin looks to CheeseFries2 for guidance.
WhiteGoblin wanders aimlessly around the Circle.
Round 5
CheeseFries2 15
>PPPW
PSDDW
DJ 13
PSFWS Invisibility -> DJ
DPPWS
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
DJ says "Looks like that goblin is a bit confuzzed."
CheeseFries2 says "Why didn't you call an ogre?"
DJ starts to look blurry around the edges!
CheeseFries2 sets WhiteGoblin onto DJ.
WhiteGoblin strikes DJ!
DJ disappears!
Round 6
CheeseFries2 15
>PPPWS Invisibility -> CheeseFries2
PSDDWS
DJ
Invisible(3) 		13
PSFWSS
DPPWSP Shield -> no one
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
can't find DJ
DJ says "Can the Goblin turn invisible too?"
CheeseFries2 says "Do that magic missle while you still can."
CheeseFries2 starts to look blurry around the edges!
WhiteGoblin rushes around angrily trying to find DJ.
CheeseFries2 disappears!
Round 7
CheeseFries2
Invisible(3) 		15
>PPPWSW
PSDDWSF
DJ
Invisible(2) 		13
PSFWSSP Shield -> no one
DPPWSPW
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
can't find DJ
DJ says "Should I get a floppy drive for the laptop?"
CheeseFries2 says "Poor goblin, everyone left."
WhiteGoblin rushes around angrily trying to find DJ.
Round 8
CheeseFries2
Invisible(2) 		15
>PPPWSWD Fear -> DJ
PSDDWSFW Summon Goblin -> CheeseFries2
DJ
Invisible 		13
PSFWSSPF
DPPWSPWP Shield -> no one
YellowGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
can't find DJ
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
can't find DJ
DJ says "Should I get Schlop feet-pads for the laptop?"
CheeseFries2 says "YES! Always need a floppy for those small files."
YellowGoblin springs into being and rushes at DJ.
CheeseFries2's Fear completely misses its invisible target (DJ)!
WhiteGoblin rushes around angrily trying to find DJ.
YellowGoblin rushes around angrily trying to find DJ.
Round 9
CheeseFries2
Invisible 		15
>PPPWSWDD
PSDDWSFW> stab -> DJ
DJ 13
PSFWSSPFP Shield -> DJ
DPPWSPWPF
YellowGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
DJ says "The Goblins are mating like bunnies!"
CheeseFries2 says "Whoops, didn't know I was casting fear!"
A glimmering shield appears in front of DJ.
CheeseFries2's right stab is deflected by DJ's glimmering shield.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by DJ's glimmering shield.
YellowGoblin is deflected by DJ's glimmering shield.
Round 10
CheeseFries2 15
>PPPWSWDDC Lightning Bolt -> DJ
PSDDWSFW>C
DJ 6
PSFWSSPFPS
DPPWSPWPFS
YellowGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
DJ says "Way to totally blow your invisible cover Cheesy!"
CheeseFries2 says "Ka-BOOM!"
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards DJ!
DJ gets zapped!
WhiteGoblin strikes DJ!
YellowGoblin strikes DJ!
Round 11
CheeseFries2 15
>PPPWSWDDCW
PSDDWSFW>C> stab -> DJ
DJ 6
PSFWSSPFPSP Shield -> DJ
DPPWSPWPFSS
YellowGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
DJ says "Holy crapoly"
CheeseFries2 says "You don't really think you'll win, do you?"
A glimmering shield appears in front of DJ.
CheeseFries2's right stab is deflected by DJ's glimmering shield.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by DJ's glimmering shield.
YellowGoblin is deflected by DJ's glimmering shield.
Round 12
CheeseFries2 15
>PPPWSWDDCWC
PSDDWSFW>C>C
DJ 6
PSFWSSPFPSPP Shield -> DJ
DPPWSPWPFSSS
YellowGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
DJ says ".... oooo i think i screwed up, should i surrender?"
CheeseFries2 says "I see that finger...here goes..."
A glimmering shield appears in front of DJ.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by DJ's glimmering shield.
YellowGoblin is deflected by DJ's glimmering shield.
Round 13
CheeseFries2 15
>PPPWSWDDCWCW Magic Mirror -> CheeseFries2
PSDDWSFW>C>CW
DJ 6
PSFWSSPFPSPPF
DPPWSPWPFSSSP Shield -> DJ
YellowGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
DJ says "damn you how did you know that!"
CheeseFries2 says "Yes, surrender. At least I'll die fighting!"
CheeseFries2 is covered by a shimmering glow.
A glimmering shield appears in front of DJ.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by DJ's glimmering shield.
YellowGoblin is deflected by DJ's glimmering shield.
Round 14
CheeseFries2 15
>PPPWSWDDCWCWP Shield -> CheeseFries2
PSDDWSFW>C>CWF
DJ 6
PSFWSSPFPSPPFD Time Stop -> DJ
DPPWSPWPFSSSPP Shield -> DJ
YellowGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
DJ says "sigh"
CheeseFries2 says "You could've won?! My mirror wouldn't have held."
DJ slips into another timeline!
A glimmering shield appears in front of DJ.
A glimmering shield appears in front of CheeseFries2.
WhiteGoblin is deflected by DJ's glimmering shield.
YellowGoblin is deflected by DJ's glimmering shield.
DJ sneaks in another gesture from a parallel time line...
CheeseFries2 blinks as DJ winks out of existence for a moment!
Round 15T
CheeseFries2 15
>PPPWSWDDCWCWP.
PSDDWSFW>C>CWF.
DJ 6
PSFWSSPFPSPPFDW
DPPWSPWPFSSSPPW
YellowGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
DJ says "Im trapped in a worm hole!"
DJ sneaks in another gesture from a parallel time line...
Round 15
CheeseFries2 15
>PPPWSWDDCWCWP.F
PSDDWSFW>C>CWF.P Cause Light Wounds -> DJ
DJ 2
PSFWSSPFPSPPFDWS Invisibility -> DJ
DPPWSPWPFSSSPPWS
YellowGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
strikes DJ
DJ says "i think im gonna lose"
CheeseFries2 says "How's the break from my goblins, Mr. Wormhole?"
DJ starts to look blurry around the edges!
DJ is hit!
DJ flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
WhiteGoblin strikes DJ!
YellowGoblin strikes DJ!
DJ disappears!
Round 16
CheeseFries2 15
>PPPWSWDDCWCWP.FW
PSDDWSFW>C>CWF.PS
DJ
Invisible(3) 		2
PSFWSSPFPSPPFDWSS
DPPWSPWPFSSSPPWSS
YellowGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
can't find DJ
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		1
can't find DJ
DJ says " i might go get some oatmeal and think this over"
CheeseFries2 says "Come out come out wherever you are..."
WhiteGoblin rushes around angrily trying to find DJ.
YellowGoblin rushes around angrily trying to find DJ.
Round 17
CheeseFries2 10
>PPPWSWDDCWCWP.FWS
PSDDWSFW>C>CWF.PSW
DJ
Invisible(2) 		-
PSFWSSPFPSPPFDWSSC Ice Storm
DPPWSPWPFSSSPPWSSC
YellowGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		-
can't find DJ
WhiteGoblin
(CheeseFries2) 		-
can't find DJ
DJ says "what the hey"
CheeseFries2 says "You're hosed. Give up."
DJ calls forth an Ice Storm!
An Ice Storm howls through the Graven Circle.
DJ freezes in the howling Ice Storm.
CheeseFries2 freezes in the howling Ice Storm.
WhiteGoblin freezes in the howling Ice Storm.
YellowGoblin freezes in the howling Ice Storm.
WhiteGoblin rushes around angrily trying to find DJ.
YellowGoblin rushes around angrily trying to find DJ.
WhiteGoblin dies.
YellowGoblin dies.
CheeseFries2 defeated DJ outright!
DJ dies.