Battle 5427 between Asmon(Badger) and Fman(Pj)

Winner: Asmon

Go to round: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
Round 1
Asmon 15
D
W
Fman 15
P Shield -> Fman
D
Asmon says "Good morning."
Fman says "Greetings!!! Badgerbadgerbadger (sorry)"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fman.
Round 2
Asmon 15
DS
WW
Fman 15
PS
DS
Asmon says "Ha! Actually you're the first to make that joke. It's an
old comic reference."
Fman says "It's already afternoon in France..."
Missed:
old comic reference."
Round 3
Asmon 15
DSF Confusion -> Fman
WWP Protection -> Asmon
Fman 15
PSD Magic Missile -> Asmon
DSF Confusion -> Asmon
Asmon says "Oh! Vous etes en la belle France? C'est bien ca. Moi, je
reste au NYC."
Fman says "I did not know it's an old reference. I know
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com only"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Asmon.
All of a sudden, Fman starts to find things rather confusing...
All of a sudden, Asmon starts to find things rather confusing...
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Asmon!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Asmon.
Missed:
reste au NYC."
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com only"
Round 4
Asmon
Confused: Lucky
Shielded(3)
15
DSFP Shield -> Asmon
WWPS
Fman
Confused
15
PSDF Charm Person -> Asmon
DSFS
Asmon says "Most people don't know my reference. An old book by Baron
and Rude."
Fman says "Monsieur est francophone? Cool"
Asmon is very confused...
By sheer luck, Asmon makes the intended gesture anyway!
Fman is very confused...
Fman gets a gesture all mixed up!
Asmon starts to look persuaded by Fman.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Asmon.
Fman wishes in vain for help from a monster.
Missed:
and Rude."
Round 5
Asmon
Charmed: Right hand
Shielded(2)
15
DSFPS
WWPS-
Fman 15
PSDFF
DSFSP Shield -> Fman
Asmon says "Pas seulement francophone, mais francophile aussi!"
Fman says "Don't know much about comicses.(Alhough Calvin and
Hobbes,Mafalda,Dilbert are my favorites)"
Asmon's Right Hand is under the control of someone else!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fman.
Missed:
Hobbes,Mafalda,Dilbert are my favorites)"
Round 6
Asmon
Shielded
15
DSFPSF
WWPS-D
Fman 15
PSDFFD
DSFSPF
Asmon says "Badger and Nexus were Steve Rude/Mik Baron books in the
early 80's. Those were the days."
Fman says "Aha, so You like those cheese-eating surrender monkeys :-)
(Ca je ne peux pas traduire)"
Missed:
early 80's. Those were the days."
(Ca je ne peux pas traduire)"
Round 7
Asmon 10
DSFPSFW Summon Troll -> Asmon
WWPS-DS
Fman 15
PSDFFDD Lightning Bolt -> Asmon
DSFSPFP Shield -> Fman
OrangeTroll
(Asmon)
3
strikes Fman
Asmon says "Moi, je souviens la grande age de l'Empire de Napoleon.
Par example."
Fman says "Will check them out..."
OrangeTroll springs into being and rushes at Fman.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fman.
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Asmon!
Asmon gets zapped!
OrangeTroll is deflected by Fman's glimmering shield.
Missed:
Par example."
Round 8
Asmon 10
DSFPSFWD
WWPS-DSF Confusion -> Fman
Fman 15
PSDFFDDP Shield -> Fman
DSFSPFPS
OrangeTroll
(Asmon)
3
strikes Fman
Asmon says "http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/badger.htm"
Fman says "Et quel age avez-vous? S'on souvient de Napoleon..."
All of a sudden, Fman starts to find things rather confusing...
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fman.
OrangeTroll is deflected by Fman's glimmering shield.
Round 9
Asmon 9
DSFPSFWDF
WWPS-DSFW Summon Goblin -> Asmon
Fman
Confused
11
PSDFFDDPP Amnesia -> Asmon
DSFSPFPSD Magic Missile -> Asmon
OrangeTroll
(Asmon)
3
strikes Fman
MauveGoblin
(Asmon)
1
strikes Fman
Asmon says "Je connais l'Empereur seulement dans les feuilles de mes
livres."
Fman says "And where did Asmon has came from?"
Fman is very confused...
Fman gets a gesture all mixed up!
MauveGoblin springs into being and rushes at Fman.
Asmon starts to look a little dopey.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Asmon!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Asmon.
OrangeTroll strikes Fman!
MauveGoblin strikes Fman!
Asmon's mind is a complete blank!
Asmon can do nothing but repeat last round's gestures,
while trying to remember what is going on!
Missed:
livres."
Round 10
Asmon
Forgetful
9
DSFPSFWDFF
WWPS-DSFWW
Fman 11
PSDFFDDPPP Shield -> Fman
DSFSPFPSDD Charm Monster -> OrangeTroll
OrangeTroll
(Fman)
3
strikes MauveGoblin
MauveGoblin
(Asmon)
-
strikes Fman
Asmon says "Asmon is recycled from an old,old roleplaying character of
mine."
Fman says "mmm-da... (c'est a dire mmm-oui) "
Looking dopey, Asmon repeats last round's gestures!
OrangeTroll seems quite enchanted by Fman.
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fman.
OrangeTroll looks to Fman for guidance.
Fman sets OrangeTroll onto MauveGoblin.
OrangeTroll strikes MauveGoblin!
MauveGoblin is deflected by Fman's glimmering shield.
MauveGoblin dies.
Missed:
mine."
Round 11
Asmon 9
DSFPSFWDFFD
WWPS-DSFWWP Protection -> Asmon
Fman 11
PSDFFDDPPPC
DSFSPFPSDDC
OrangeTroll
(Fman)
3
strikes Asmon

Dead: MauveGoblin

Asmon says "Et vous, etes-vous Francais? Sinon, pourquoi restez-vous
en France?"
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Asmon.
Fman sets OrangeTroll onto Asmon.
OrangeTroll is deflected by Asmon's glimmering shield.
Missed:
en France?"
Round 12
Asmon
Shielded(3)
9
DSFPSFWDFFDD Lightning Bolt -> OrangeTroll
WWPS-DSFWWPF
Fman 11
PSDFFDDPPPCW Magic Mirror -> Fman
DSFSPFPSDDCW
OrangeTroll
(Fman)
-
strikes Asmon

Dead: MauveGoblin

Fman says "Moi,je suis d'origine lituanien(Lithuanian). J'ai fini ma
these et travaille ici"
Fman is covered by a shimmering glow.
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards OrangeTroll!
OrangeTroll gets zapped!
OrangeTroll is deflected by Asmon's glimmering shield.
OrangeTroll dies.
Missed:
these et travaille ici"
Round 13
Asmon
Shielded(2)
9
DSFPSFWDFFDDF
WWPS-DSFWWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Fman
Fman 8
PSDFFDDPPPCWF
DSFSPFPSDDCWP Shield -> Fman

Dead: OrangeTroll, MauveGoblin

Asmon says "C'est bien ca. Votre these, a quelle sujet est-il?"
Fman says "Et pourquoi poses-tu cette question?"
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fman.
Fman is hit, hard!
Fman grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
Round 14
Asmon
Shielded
7
DSFPSFWDFFDDFF
WWPS-DSFWWPFDS
Fman 8
PSDFFDDPPPCWFP Cause Light Wounds -> Asmon
DSFSPFPSDDCWPF

Dead: OrangeTroll, MauveGoblin

Asmon says "Pas de raison particulaire. Je suis un homme curieux.
(C'est le mot propre?)"
Fman says "theorie de probabilites et applications financieres..."
Asmon is hit!
Asmon flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Missed:
(C'est le mot propre?)"
Round 15
Asmon 4
DSFPSFWDFFDDFFD
WWPS-DSFWWPFDSF Confusion -> Fman
Fman 8
PSDFFDDPPPCWFPS
DSFSPFPSDDCWPFD Cause Heavy Wounds -> Asmon

Dead: OrangeTroll, MauveGoblin

Fman says "Oui... Et toi?"
All of a sudden, Fman starts to find things rather confusing...
Asmon is hit, hard!
Asmon grunts from the impact of the Heavy Wounds.
Round 16
Asmon 4
DSFPSFWDFFDDFFDD Lightning Bolt -> Fman
WWPS-DSFWWPFDSFW Summon Goblin -> Asmon
Fman
Confused
2
PSDFFDDPPPCWFPSD Magic Missile -> WhiteGoblin
DSFSPFPSDDCWPFDW
WhiteGoblin
(Asmon)
-
strikes Fman

Dead: OrangeTroll, MauveGoblin

Asmon says "Et moi ... quoi a moi?"
Fman is very confused...
Fman gets a gesture all mixed up!
WhiteGoblin springs into being and rushes at Fman.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards WhiteGoblin!
A Lightning Bolt arcs across the circle towards Fman!
Fman gets zapped!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits WhiteGoblin.
WhiteGoblin strikes Fman!
WhiteGoblin dies.
Round 17
Asmon 4
DSFPSFWDFFDDFFDD>
WWPS-DSFWWPFDSFW> stab -> Fman
Fman 1
PSDFFDDPPPCWFPSDF Charm Person -> Asmon
DSFSPFPSDDCWPFDWF

Dead: OrangeTroll, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Fman says "Que'st que tu fais dans la vie...
(Age/sex/location/profession...)"
Asmon starts to look persuaded by Fman.
Asmon stabs Fman!
Missed:
(Age/sex/location/profession...)"
Round 18
Asmon
Charmed: Left hand
4
DSFPSFWDFFDDFFDD>-
WWPS-DSFWWPFDSFW>> stab -> Fman
Fman 1
PSDFFDDPPPCWFPSDFP Shield -> Fman
DSFSPFPSDDCWPFDWFF

Dead: OrangeTroll, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Asmon says "Oh! J'habite New York City dans les Etats-Unis, et
travaille pour NASA."
Fman says "Est que tu voudrais jouer encore une partie? (apres
cette-la)" OK
Asmon's Left Hand is under the control of someone else!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fman.
Asmon's right stab is deflected by Fman's glimmering shield.
Missed:
travaille pour NASA."
cette-la)" OK
Round 19
Asmon 4
DSFPSFWDFFDDFFDD>-D
WWPS-DSFWWPFDSFW>>> stab -> Fman
Fman 2
PSDFFDDPPPCWFPSDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> Fman
DSFSPFPSDDCWPFDWFFF Paralysis -> Asmon

Dead: OrangeTroll, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Asmon says "Encore une fois? C'est bien ca."
Fman says "Wow"
Fman's Paralysis spell takes hold of Asmon.
Fman starts to look much better!
Fman looks very relieved.
Asmon stabs Fman!
Round 20
Asmon
Paralyzed: Left hand
4
DSFPSFWDFFDDFFDD>-DD
WWPS-DSFWWPFDSFW>>>> stab -> Fman
Fman 2
PSDFFDDPPPCWFPSDFPWW
DSFSPFPSDDCWPFDWFFFP Shield -> Fman

Dead: OrangeTroll, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Asmon says "I only work with computers and climate modelling - not
spaceships."
Fman says "arrete, ca fait mal!"
Asmon's Left Hand is paralyzed!
A glimmering shield appears in front of Fman.
Asmon's right stab is deflected by Fman's glimmering shield.
Missed:
spaceships."
Round 21
Asmon 4
DSFPSFWDFFDDFFDD>-DDF
WWPS-DSFWWPFDSFW>>>>W
Fman 2
PSDFFDDPPPCWFPSDFPWWP Protection -> Fman
DSFSPFPSDDCWPFDWFFFPS

Dead: OrangeTroll, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Fman says "No spaceships? :-(. I do not meet any real money
either..."
A solid, glimmering shield appears in front of Fman.
Missed:
either..."
Round 22
Asmon 4
DSFPSFWDFFDDFFDD>-DDFP Shield -> Asmon
WWPS-DSFWWPFDSFW>>>>WF
Fman
Shielded(3)
2
PSDFFDDPPPCWFPSDFPWWPS
DSFSPFPSDDCWPFDWFFFPSD Magic Missile -> Asmon

Dead: OrangeTroll, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Asmon says "Aussi, j'administre une petite compagnie de theatre."
A glimmering shield appears in front of Asmon.
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Asmon!
A Magic Missile thunks into the glimmering shield protecting Asmon.
Round 23
Asmon 5
DSFPSFWDFFDDFFDD>-DDFPW Cure Heavy Wounds -> Asmon
WWPS-DSFWWPFDSFW>>>>WFP Cause Light Wounds -> Fman
Fman
Shielded(2)
-
PSDFFDDPPPCWFPSDFPWWPSD Magic Missile -> Asmon
DSFSPFPSDDCWPFDWFFFPSDF Charm Person -> Asmon

Dead: OrangeTroll, WhiteGoblin, MauveGoblin

Asmon says "http://www.deptfordplayers.org, s'il vous interesse."
Fman says "Au revoir (sigh)... du theatre classique?"
Asmon starts to look persuaded by Fman.
Asmon starts to look much better!
A Magic Missile zaps across the circle towards Asmon!
Fman is hit!
There is a thunk as a Magic Missile hits Asmon.
Asmon looks very relieved.
Fman flinches from the impact of the Light Wounds.
Asmon defeated Fman outright!
Fman dies.