Re: [DL] Tombstone Epitaph Headlines

[Munch Wolf <munchwolf@yahoo.com>]

--- Allan Seyberth <darious@darious.com> wrote:
> Well,  looks like someone just found the Tombstone
> Epitaph Headlines page - 
> lots of new ones at:
> I don't know who posted 'em, but thanks.
> 

You know you could always go to the Weekly World News
webpage (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/) and grab a
'real' story headline:

One legged man goes to jail for stealing 81 left shoes

Moon will crash into earth in 5 years

Baby born with treasure map on its back

Bible predicts stormiest summer in history

America's littlest gunslinger saves his family

Judge orders feuding neighbors handcuffed together

Rebellion crushed by meteorite

America's First Authentic Wild West Indian Fast Food
Restaurant 

Wild Man May Be West Virginia's Next Governor

Exotic Skunk Emits Deadly Fumes That Have Killed Four
People 

60-foot Alligators Sighted In Florida Swamp

'My garlic breath saved me from VAMPIRE WOMAN'

First-ever Interview With An Angel

Man Kills 956 Vampires 

Vampires will be Satan's foot soldiers in Armageddon
army

12,600-pound Shark Captured

Boy, 5, Saves Sister From Jaws Of Killer Croc 

Excited archaeologists find staff of Moses

Terrifying Ghosts Haunt Texas Prison

Doctors curing crazy people by blowing air on their
brains

Lost Treasures You Can Find

Killer Caterpillars Terrorizing Brazil

Facts & Myths About Angels . . . GOD'S HEAVENLY
HELPERS OR GOD'S ENFORCERS? 

Baby Born With Angel Wings

Ancient scroll provides a description of Heaven 

America's Top 20 Homicidal Maniacs 

Your Family May Be Living Under A Curse

Bible Prophecies The Government Doesn't Want You To
Know 

How To Tell If Your Dog Worships Satan

Ships Crews Devoured By Giant Squid, Experts Say 

NEW 12-STEP PROGRAM CAN CURE WEREWOLVES . . . say
psychiatrists 

Judgement Day -- Are You Prepared? 

Accidents don't just happen -- your mood can cause
them

How To Catch Demons For Fun& Profit

White dinosaur found at North Pole

Atlantis Ruins Found In Lake Erie

Bigfoot: Gentle Woodland Creature Or Satan's Slave? 

Your Pet May Be Possessed

Pelicans Peck Man To Death 

FATHER DEATH! Priest prays for the terminally ill --
and they die within minutes

Amazing New Proof Of Life After Death

Is Your Past Life Affecting Your Personality? 

Drowning boys rescued by their grandfather's ghost

Biblical Tree Of Life Found In Iraq? 

Hero Alligator Saves Kids From Killer Dog

Women Who Fell In Love With Ghosts

Wife Kills Hubby With Cast-iron Frying Pan -- After He
Loses Her In A Poker Game

Experimental Hypnosis Sends People Into The Future

Battered wives fight back with witchcraft

Dog Drags Master Into Burning House 

World's First-ever Executioner's School 

Peeping Tom Ghosts May Be Watching You

Are new Jesus sightings a sign of the Second Coming? 

Man Explodes While Passing Gas

Nightmare Kills Man

New Breed Of Head Lice Bores Into Victims' Brains

Half-human Half-fish Found In Florida

U.s. Scientists Bring Mummy Back To Life

Wife Divorcing Husband After Brother's Soul Takes Over
His Body 

Deadly monkeypox outbreak heading for U.S.

Scientists' research reveals . . . It takes 3 million
years for a human soul to reach Heaven

Mystery Tot Raised By Ants

Dead man's twin posed as blind widow's husband -- for
31 years

Eaten Alive -- By 80-foot Dinosaur

Surgeons remove 10-ound hairball from gal's stomach

Five men trapped in 1935 mining disaster emerge after
64 years -- ALIVE & WELL! (might want to change this
to 1835 and 40 years)

Worried Scientists Warn: The Earth's Rotation Is
Slowing 

Bride Watches Shark Tear Hubby To Pieces

Dad Chops Off Sexy Lady's Head With An Ax -- Because
She Seduced His 15-year-old Son

Abe Lincoln's Corpse Revived

Heaven Is Crowded With Cavemen

People float in midair over mystery lake -- where law
of gravity doesn't exist

Farmer turns wife into human shish kebab 

New Hope For Werewolf Babies

VOODOO CURSES are killing MILLIONS of Americans

Your ghostly double comforts you during tough times. .
. says top psychiatrists

Graveyard Baby

Hero Duck Rescues Drowning Boy, 3, From Raging River 

New Evidence May Expose The True Jack The Ripper

Mother Nature's Love Potions Can Put Sizzle In Your
Sex Life

Sex-crazed granny forces 46 men to make love to her. .
. At gunpoint

Ghost Pours Ice Water On Couple -- Every Time They
Have Sex  

Fire up your love life with fish hooks, bullets & a
bar of soap

GAG ORDER! Judge muzzles wife for one full year -- to
halt her nonstop nagging

A House of God where the priest & parishoners worship
in the nude! THE NAKED TRUTH


Of course some of these stories sound like great plot
ideas as well...

-Munch Wolf




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