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Re: [DL] Be back soon
--- Allan Seyberth <darious@darious.com> wrote:
> Headin' off to Las Vegas for some mutant research.
> Be back in four days. :)
>
Hey now, as a sort of resident of Las Vegas it's the
done thing to refer to those people as "Abomination
Americans." Otherwise they get all upset, wave
tentacles at you, and basically start getting surly.
Ever seen someone without lips get surly? Not a pretty
sight and something that should not be witnessed
unless one is wearing at least a bib and possibly a
set of plastic overalls.
No-one wants that and especially not their neighbours.
Before you know it there's chanting all hours of the
night, demonic summoning rituals being conducted and
generally far too much hooded black robe wearing.
There isn't any chalk to be had in the entire suburb
and if you're looking for a silver chalice - just
forget it.
As a town Vegas has a lot going for it. Not many other
towns happen to have an enormous black pyramid
blasting a beam of pure malevolence into the heavens
like a beacon towards the Dark Gods. Ah, the Luxor.
Great place. Would the Deadlands equivalent be the
"Hucks-or?"
If any one visits, the Luxor and Pirate show at
Treasure Island are a must. Actually, it's a little
known County Statute that to not visit the Luxor and
pray before it's magnificence is a serious offence.
Some people even come here to gamble. Go figure.
Cheers and Happy Saint Paddy's day,
Mr. B
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