Re: [DL] casting call

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----- Original Message -----
From: "Nick Zachariasen" <zacharin@pluto.dsu.edu>
To: "Deadlands" <deadlands@gamerz.net>
Sent: Wednesday, March 21, 2001 1:10 AM
Subject: [DL] casting call


> O.K., Grant and I are discussing who would be worthy of playing Stone in a
> Deadlands movie.  The only people I've been able to come up with who were
> even remotely viable were Vin Diesel (assuming he stopped shaving his head
> long enough to get some hair) and Ed Harris (who I think could actually
pull
> it off).  Who else could play him or, for that matter, other major players
> in the Deadlands universe?  I thought of Jack Palance for Hank "One-Eye"
> Ketchum.
>
> Note: any who suggest Matthew Lillard, Freddie Prinze, Jr., or ANY of the
> currently "hip" breed of actors for any role other than those such as
> "Victim #1" shall suffer the wrath of NinJesus
> (http://www.students.dsu.edu/zacharin/Photoshoppery/NinJesus.jpg).  His
> divine wrath shall wash over you like the tides of the sea and blow you
down
> like the winds of the hurricane, and it shall happen as silently as the
> re-death of Dennis Quaid's career!
>
> Hulk need sleep now.
>
> Nick Zachariasen
> Editor Emeritus
> Trojan Times

Dude, Stone should be played by the ultimate bad @$$ himself, Chistopher
Walken!  Geofrey Rush should play Helstrom, Chow Yung Fat--Kang,
Grmme--Malcome McDowell,  Minna Devlin--Katherin Zeta-Jones.

John