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[DL] Deadlands Haiku



Hey I'm bored. Here's a diversion.
 
 
Bayou Vermillion.
I would ride them more often
But can't stand the smell.
 
"What did I just eat?"
The reverend smiles far too wide.
"Ask not WHAT, but WHO."
 
The Mighty Gunman
Too busy peeing himself.
Guts are important
 
Seven Wound Levels!
What do you mean he ain't dead?
Uh oh, his action.
 
Rising from the deep.
Scales of crimson and turquoise,
And then it eats you.
 
Can't recall last night.
Who are all these people with
Pitchforks and torches?
 
Failed Nimbleness check.
How much Nitro in your bag?
Time for new hero.
 
1d4 shootin'
Better odds for stray bullets.
Aim for the hostage
 
10 d6 damage!
Playing this game can require
More dice than good teeth.
 
Ace, King, Queen of Spades.
Draw two. Jack and Black Joker...
Backlash sure does sting
 
 
xxoo
The Wanderer
The World is run by the people that show up.

They say you shouldn't smoke and chew the nicotine gum at the same time. What a load! Everybody know that smoking and chewing the gum is the quickest, cheapest high you can get!


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