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Re: [DL] Good one liners

On Thu, Jun 20, 2002 at 03:20:09PM -0400, Jeff Shoffner said:
> "Ah, judging by the monocle & the evil looking mustache, I take it you're
> one of those Mad Scientists....."

 Chinese enlightened martial artist to a Texas Ranger blessed:

 "Buddha kick your god's ass!"

 ...before the player got the finer points of Buddhism ironed out.

 Wishkah

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