Re: [DL] Ugly as Sin?

["Brom Clancy" <spleen23@webtrolls.com>]

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From: David R Goecke <mightygecko@juno.com>
> Ugly as sin? What makes a cowpoke ‘ugly as sin’?
> Marshal: Bill, please describe your character to us.
> Bill: Well, he’s big and ugly and is wearing a brown duster.
> So what’s ugly about him? Were his lips ripped off and his bare teeth
> show through? Or does he look like a cave man? What makes him ugly?

Illustrated man: Mayby you went native or it's part of your culture, or 
maybe you just got drunk around some cruel people, but you got yourself a 
collection of fierce looking tattoos all over your face.

Face-off: A shell went off right near you back during the war, you din't 
get killed but a peice of shapnel carried off a fair portion of your 
face. You got a nice porcelain replacement for your nose and upper jaw, 
but you still can't eat around other people without makeing a mess.

Tumor: You got something big, black, and leaky growing outa the side of 
your face, it tends to throb and spurt when you get upset.

Metalhead: Your head injuries from pit fighting got bad enough that they 
had to rivit on a few metal plates and bars onto your skull to keep it 
together.

Sideshow: You wernt just born ugly, you are outright deformed, a third 
eye, a mishappened skull, or even a outright second face that looks 
around and drools all the time.