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Re: [HoE] stone (WOT)



In a message dated 9/11/98 2:38:02 PM Central Daylight Time,
afterburner@erols.com writes:

<< Elvis is in Joan Rivers, but he's tryin' ta get out!
 	Lissen up, Joanie baby!
 
 	AB
 	(Attempting to send The King in Yella into an apoplectic fit.) >>


These are the true answers to the paranoid conspiracy theories:

"Who built the pyramids?"
"Elvis!!!"
"Who built stonehenge?"
"Elvis!!!"

Oh, and I thought of a way to bring EVEN THIS back on topic...

Any fan of Mojo who recognizes these lyrics will also recognize the next
part...

"We're all moving...towards Elvis-ness.  Soon, all will become Elvis.  Why do
you think they call it Evolution anyway?  It's really ELVISlution!"  

Kinda makes you shudder to think of a splinter group of the Cult of Doom
called the Cult Of Elvis, whos mutations are strange, pompador-shaped heads
and swivelling hips, don't it?

<evil grin>

The King In Yella