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Re: [HoE] stone (WOT)
In a message dated 9/11/98 2:38:02 PM Central Daylight Time,
afterburner@erols.com writes:
<< Elvis is in Joan Rivers, but he's tryin' ta get out!
Lissen up, Joanie baby!
AB
(Attempting to send The King in Yella into an apoplectic fit.) >>
These are the true answers to the paranoid conspiracy theories:
"Who built the pyramids?"
"Elvis!!!"
"Who built stonehenge?"
"Elvis!!!"
Oh, and I thought of a way to bring EVEN THIS back on topic...
Any fan of Mojo who recognizes these lyrics will also recognize the next
part...
"We're all moving...towards Elvis-ness. Soon, all will become Elvis. Why do
you think they call it Evolution anyway? It's really ELVISlution!"
Kinda makes you shudder to think of a splinter group of the Cult of Doom
called the Cult Of Elvis, whos mutations are strange, pompador-shaped heads
and swivelling hips, don't it?
<evil grin>
The King In Yella