[HoE] Goff interview (again)

[Abdullah Oblongota <toadpooka@usa.net>]

Speaking of Celebrity Deathmatches, I was sorry to hear of Jolly Blackburn's
fate in the recent interview.  Not that he lost, but that the actual shot that
took him out wasn't mentioned.  In truth, a shot was fired from OUTSIDE THE
RING, from a currently-unknown assailant.  It's rumored that the shadowy
assassin has plans to take over Kenzer & Co, and he's got a lot of _little_
people to help out....

...more on this story as it develops...
-- 
From Whom It May Concern,
Richard Ranallo, The Man They Couldn't Hang

Your money talks, but my genius walks
Morticians wait with a shovel and a fork
As detectives trace my hands with chalk
Your money talks but my genius walks.
--They Might Be Giants, "You'll Miss Me"