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[HOE] Last Words



this poor guy, richard, an outcast doomsayer, has two sets of last words.
first, we were hired to protect a small village on the outskirts of the maze.  when warned about angering the maze spirits, this was his response:
"maze spirits?  i don't give a @#$! about the spirits!  Watch, i'll piss in the water to show you how much i care about the maze spirits!"
A maze dragon came, bit his lower torso off.  a couple days later, he comes back harrowed, angry, and more destructive than before.  our other doomsayer, raivyn, was sent to kill him.  once again, he was a goner.  he was unaware that the junkyard council had returned to raivyn his weapons, which were confiscated due to richard's actions.
"What do you mean the @%@!# has a nukin' stick??  wait, that's mine!!!
 
and better yet, guys, you can read about this whole party's adventures at http://user.icx.net/~fanningre/deadlands/
i hope to see you there!
 
--You got a natural 45?  when building a crane?  and you get a +6 bonus?  congratulations, joey, your crane is now sentient.  He becomes a hero of the wasted west until stone finally finds him.