this poor guy, richard, an outcast
doomsayer, has two sets of last words.
first, we were hired to protect a small village on
the outskirts of the maze. when warned about angering the maze spirits,
this was his response:
"maze spirits? i don't give a @#$! about the spirits! Watch, i'll piss in the water to show you how much i care about the maze spirits!" A maze dragon came, bit his lower torso off. a couple days later, he comes back harrowed, angry, and more destructive than before. our other doomsayer, raivyn, was sent to kill him. once again, he was a goner. he was unaware that the junkyard council had returned to raivyn his weapons, which were confiscated due to richard's actions. "What do you mean the @%@!# has a nukin'
stick?? wait, that's mine!!!
and better yet, guys, you can read about this whole
party's adventures at http://user.icx.net/~fanningre/deadlands/
i hope to see you there!
--You got a natural 45? when building a
crane? and you get a +6 bonus? congratulations, joey, your crane is
now sentient. He becomes a hero of the wasted west until stone finally
finds him.
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