Re: [HOE] We PREFER to think of ourselves as Living Impaired

["Martin Hall" <mr_rakshasa@hotmail.com>]

> > Heres a web address for all you Living Impaired out there:
> >
> > www.brains4zombies.com
> >
> > Try it. You'll like it!
> >
>
>you know, I wish the living would stop typecasting us as brain hungry
>GraywlywwllwlwlwlyynBRAINSgrwwwlly

I must perforce complain about media stereotypes! Consider the following, if 
you will.

Amount of time I, Professor Thomas J. Carmichael have spent Harrowed:

222 years.

Dietary requirements:

One pound of raw meat, daily.

Amount of times this has resulted in the consumption of a human being:

Once. A former party member, killed by Vampires, provided sustenance in the 
desert. It was an emergency.

Was his brain eaten:

No.

It's not all brains, in the Vitally Impaired community. There are other 
driving forces, such as Grrhhgrh BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS. KILL LIVING. MUST 
KILL. CREATE WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION. GRAAR.

Drat. Blasted manitous. You see what we're up against? What hope does the 
cause of Science have in the face of this kind of mindless BRAINS.

Blast.

Professor Thomas J. Carmichael
CEO, Carmichael Industries
Bringing the Carmichael Gun to an Uncertain Future

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