Re: [HOE] Interesting Character Concept..

[Joey Fanning <wraith530@comcast.net>]

Thanks!  Well, here's something you might find funny...the script for the
commercial for "cole ballad:nemesis of evil"

(cue patriotic-sounding music)
Announcer:Every few years...
A movie comes along.
This is that movie.
(cue fake battle SFX)
He started out as a confederate commander...
But became a hero.
Again, I mean.
(terminator stomping sounds, meow)
Little girl:he's got my kitty!
Automaton(using fake computer voice):Will..destroy..kitten...
Cole:Not if I can help it!
(shooting SFX, followed by explosion)
Cole:Here's your kitty, miss.
Kitten:meow!
Girl:Thank you!  I love you, mister Ballad!
Announcer:Cole Ballad is Cole Ballad in..
Cole Ballad: Nemesis of Evil.
Coming this September to a dataslug near you.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Brett Dixon" <balance@tubas.net>
To: <hoe@gamerz.net>
Sent: Thursday, April 17, 2003 11:08 AM
Subject: Re: [HOE] Interesting Character Concept..


>
> On Wednesday, April 16, 2003, at 05:01  PM, Joey Fanning wrote:
>
> > well, i'd get an internet radio station(there's lenty of free places
> > for
> > 'em) and make a playlist with some songs(with appropriate DJ intros and
> > ends), then i'd make up some scripted calls, coverage, and interviews.
> >  I'd
> > get someone to record & mail or physically call& record the other
> > person's
> > lines and make it seem like i'm talking back.  it's actually the way
> > it's
> > usually done with cartoon dubbing.  i'd of course also accept anything
> > appropriately done as commercials or "secured audio".  It'd be mostly
> > funny
> > stuff, hence the interview with micah flaxton and the prank call to
> > rasmussen.
>
> Nifty idea. For amusement, here's my HoE Mood Music list:
>
> The Ruins 11:36 Hell on Earth Toxic Tunes
> Drifter 1:24 Hell on Earth Toxic Tunes
> (A couple off the HoE CD)
> Mach 5 3:16 The Presidents Of The United States Of America
> (Works for the posse's speedster Road Warriors)
> Kryptonite 3:53 3 Doors Down The Better Life
> (Works for me...)
> After The Bombs 5:23 Hell on Earth Toxic Tunes
> (More HoE CD tracks)
> I Won't Back Down 2:56 Lynne/Petty Greatest Hits
> (Tom Petty and Postapocalyptic stuff go together way to well)
> Law Dogs 7:49 Hell on Earth Toxic Tunes
> Junkers Jam 6:33 Hell on Earth Toxic Tunes
> Denver 3:36 Hell on Earth Toxic Tunes
> (Yet more HoE CD tracks!)
> Loser 4:24 3 Doors Down The Better Life
> (Not the best chocie, but...)
> Can't Even Tell 3:14 Soul Asylum Clerks Soundtrack
> (It;s a nice mix of hope and despair for HoE)
> Crash Burn 2:59 Blues Traveler Four
> (Surprisngly good "Action Sequence" music.)
> Drifter 1:24 Hell on Earth Toxic Tunes
> Welcome To Hell 1:09 Hell on Earth Toxic Tunes
> After The Bombs 5:23 Hell on Earth Toxic Tunes
> (You know the drill)
> Back In The Saddle 4:42 Greatest Hits Aerosmith
> (As seen in Shanghai Noon... )
> hallowed ground 3:44 Violent Femmes Viva Wisconsin
> (A great HoE song... )
> The Fight Goes On 7:03 Hell on Earth Toxic Tunes
> The Hard Rock Saloon 8:33 Hell on Earth Toxic Tunes
> Bath Of Fire 3:02 The Presidents Of The United States Of America
> (Twangy rock tune)
> Big Problems 2:14 Corrosion of Conformity Clerks Soundtrack
> (Quick action sequence theme)
> Come Out Swinging 2:47 The Offspring Conspiracy Of One
> Another short and quick action theme)
> I Won't Back Down 2:56 Lynne/Petty Greatest Hits
> (I think this might already be on the list... Well, it deserves to be
> on twice!)
> life is an adventure 2:29 Violent Femmes Viva Wisconsin
> (Another good HoE theme, but maybe too upbeat.)
> Particle Man 1:59 They Might Be Giants Flood
> (The Doomsayer's theme song)
> Special Delivery 3:00 The Offspring Conspiracy Of One
> The Gunfighter 4:57 Blues Traveler Straight On Till Morning
> (Good song for gunslingers... The slow & thoughtful section.)
>
> Anyway, enjoy and I'll listen and help if someone has the gear to do
> it, but be careful not to get sued!
>
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