Re: [HOE] Theme Park Ideas

[David R Goecke <mightygecko@juno.com>]

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1. CARNIES!!! you know circus folk... small hands... smell like
cabbage.... Someone making an easy (3) scutinize roll may notice that if
your player have seen Austin Powers. good for a little chuckle. Iwas
recently at out county fair and I work at a resteraunt next to the fair
grounds so we saw a good share of carnies. one his bottom jaw missing,
one witha hole where her eye should be. one whose grew inward, one with
no teeth, one with very little bone or cartilage in his face... and this
is all without G-rays!

2. fun houses and especially haunted fun houses could churn out just
about any abomination that you need.

3. Fresh beef franks.... hot dogs made of guys named Frank.

4. bumper cars o' death.

5. mysteroius palm-reader/fortune teller

6. strange purple robot on roller scates ala scooby-doo

7. undead circus folk (besides the freaks)- fire eater, strong man, sword
swallower, juggler, knife thrower

8. man eating cotton candy

9. carosel from hell/ carosel with the reckoners horses/ carosel ala
"something wicked this way comes"

10. night terrors strike while riding a ferris wheel

11. heart stopping rides... and it ain't just a catchy ad this time.

12. come see the vicious dog boy! (tickets only available during full
moon.....)

13. evil monkeys in go carts!

14. battle to the death in an inflatable bouncy castle.... clubs only

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