Re: [PyrNet-L] Joke

[Joy Mccarron <jemc@monmouth.com>]

Very funny!!  Loved the joke.    Thanks!!
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From: clhenke@juno.com <clhenke@juno.com>
To: ccody@cybrtyme.com <ccody@cybrtyme.com>; BYMERRITT@aol.com
<BYMERRITT@aol.com>; rbstewart@juno.com <rbstewart@juno.com>;
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Date: Tuesday, January 19, 1999 5:53 PM
Subject: [PyrNet-L] Joke


>
>Bad Bird?
>
>David received a parrot for his birthday.  The parrot was fully grown
>with a
>bad attitude and worse vocabulary.  Every other word was an expletive.
>Those
>that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude.
>
>David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying
>polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and
>set a
>good  example...
>
>Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook
>the
>bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment
>of
>desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.
>
>For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream - then
>suddenly, there was quiet.  Not a sound for half a minute.
>
>David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened
>the
>freezer door.  The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm
>and
>said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
>actions.  I
>will endeavor at once to correct my behavior.  I really am truly sorry
>and beg
>your forgiveness."
>
>David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to
>ask
>what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued,
>
>"May I ask what the chicken did?"
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