Re: [PyrNet-L] Joke

["JANNA" <janna@custom.net>]

Great Joke.  I know it isn't related to Pyr.  But, still enjoyed it..  
Think about it...  How many times have we been in similar situations,
especially when we were young...   Janna


> Bad Bird?            
> 
> David received a parrot for his birthday.  The parrot was fully grown
> with a
> bad attitude and worse vocabulary.  Every other word was an expletive.
> Those
> that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude.  
> 
> David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying
> polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and
> set a
> good  example...
> 
> Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook
> the
> bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment
> of
> desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.
> 
> For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream - then
> suddenly, there was quiet.  Not a sound for half a minute.
> 
> David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened
> the
> freezer door.  The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm
> and
> said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
> actions.  I
> will endeavor at once to correct my behavior.  I really am truly sorry
> and beg
> your forgiveness."
> 
> David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to
> ask
> what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued,
> 
> "May I ask what the chicken did?"
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